Redditor accidentally enrolls in Yukon University instead of UConn
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: The Penis
Mom: “You know, honey, I think you should apply to UConn.”
Kid, half-listening: “Yukon? Yeah, sure.”
*opens laptop*
*Searches Yukon University*
“Wow, Connecticut looks… really Canadian.”
*Applies. Gets accepted. Parents are thrilled.*
Dad: “A Husky! Just like your old man!”
Kid: “Yeah, I noticed they seem really into sled dogs up there.”
*Nobody realizes anything is wrong until move in day*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089060) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: The Penis
*freeze frame on him standing outside Yukon University in a UConn hoodie, holding two suitcases while snow blows sideways*
“Yep. That’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here.”
*semi-charmed Life kicks in*
TITLE CARD:
YUKONN
Then smash cut to three months earlier:
Mom: “You should really apply to UConn.”
Him, eating cereal: “Yukon? Sure.”
*music gets louder*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089101) |
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Date: August 24th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: The Penis
*record scratch*
Rob Schneider: “Wait. This isn’t Connecticut.”
Random Canadian student: “No.”
Rob: “…Do you guys still have Dunkin’?”
THIS FALL
HE’S GOING NORTH.
WAY NORTH.
YUKONN
Sometimes the wrong school… is the right education.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089193) |
Date: August 24th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)
So, what brought you to Whitehorse?
My mom was on one of the national championship basketball teams. I'm a legacy.
We have a basketball team?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089109) |
Date: August 24th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: Monikor
The Wrong Paris is a 2025 American romantic comedy film directed by Janeen Damian and starring Miranda Cosgrove and Pierson Fodé, with a supporting cast including Madison Pettis, Frances Fisher and Yvonne Orji.
The story follows Dawn, who is in need of money to pay for art school in Paris, France, joins a reality television dating show she believes is set there. However, she soon discovers the show actually takes place in Paris, Texas. While attempting to get eliminated, she unexpectedly develops feelings for the bachelor, Trey, complicating her plans.
It was released by Netflix on September 12, 2025.[2]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896590&forum_id=2/en-en#50089182) |
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