Predict lib reactions if Tone Loc’s “Funky Cold Medina” was released today
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Date: July 20th, 2022 10:46 PM Author: deranged fanboi chad
I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm, okay, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't mess around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that your girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
You know what I'msaying, y'all? Ain't no plans with a man
Oh, yeah, Funky Cold Medina
Oh, it's too late, break it down
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5157665&forum_id=2/en-en#44885837) |
Date: July 25th, 2022 12:52 PM Author: Pea-brained Garrison Background Story
Don't forget the verse about date raping women:
This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll be on your lap
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5157665&forum_id=2/en-en#44910776) |
Date: January 18th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: multi-colored indian lodge
What about crocodile Dundee?
https://youtu.be/6OCZPqhCdZs
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5157665&forum_id=2/en-en#45804712) |
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