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What the fuck happened to Magic: The Gathering?

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgrace...
Razzle-dazzle volcanic crater gaming laptop
  07/21/26
I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queer...
fiercely-loyal dashing location roommate
  07/21/26
you are correct, zir.
bossy maize tanning salon
  07/21/26
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topaz stage
  07/21/26
Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got sup...
bossy maize tanning salon
  07/21/26
>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got...
shimmering mewling corn cake kitty
  07/21/26
Modernity: The Gathering
shimmering mewling corn cake kitty
  07/21/26
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Fishy bawdyhouse new version
  07/21/26
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shimmering mewling corn cake kitty
  07/21/26
tp
lascivious address international law enforcement agency
  07/21/26
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shimmering mewling corn cake kitty
  07/22/26
"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and a...
Fishy bawdyhouse new version
  07/21/26
Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?
chestnut theater blood rage
  07/21/26
being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff
Fishy bawdyhouse new version
  07/21/26
in the brain chamber
haunting contagious dog poop
  07/21/26
Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH
Crimson passionate bbw
  07/21/26
Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your br...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  07/25/26
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Pope Leo XXX
  07/27/26
token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weeni...
The Heterosexual Neal Caffrey
  07/27/26
semen-stained serra angels
Diamond Dallas Chad
  07/28/26
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cowgod
  07/26/26
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cowgod
  07/26/26
(JD Vance)
Costumed Bistre Locale Fat Ankles
  07/21/26
EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began suppo...
Vigorous parlour pisswyrm
  07/21/26
just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl
Fishy bawdyhouse new version
  07/21/26
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The Maine Politician?s Assaults
  07/26/26
had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr
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  07/21/26
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cowgod
  07/26/26
"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Ma...
Diamond Dallas Chad
  07/26/26
it's just as gay and retarded as it seems
The Heterosexual Neal Caffrey
  07/26/26
It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to us...
The Maine Politician?s Assaults
  07/28/26
blown | out | tp
lascivious address international law enforcement agency
  07/21/26
https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1...
the place where there is no darkness
  07/25/26
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The Heterosexual Neal Caffrey
  07/25/26
That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York Ci...
The Maine Politician?s Assaults
  07/26/26
The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, ...
concern boner
  07/25/26
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The Maine Politician?s Assaults
  07/26/26
WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card gam...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/27/26
Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek w...
animeboi
  07/28/26
EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG...
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  07/28/26
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  07/28/26


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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle volcanic crater gaming laptop

Haven't played since jr high, but this seems pretty disgraceful to the lore:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR7K693P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014407)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal dashing location roommate

I assume it got taken over by purple haired millennial queers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014422)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: bossy maize tanning salon

you are correct, zir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014432)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: topaz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014525)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: bossy maize tanning salon

Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay. Lots of licensed sets not like TMNT, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy, etc. Trannies took over all the nerd hobbies like DnD and Magic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014431)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: shimmering mewling corn cake kitty

>Its as popular as it ever was, actually, but it also got super super gay.

LOL’d, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014990)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: shimmering mewling corn cake kitty

Modernity: The Gathering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014991)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Fishy bawdyhouse new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50015001)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: shimmering mewling corn cake kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50015011)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: lascivious address international law enforcement agency

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50015336)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 12:32 AM
Author: shimmering mewling corn cake kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50016029)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Fishy bawdyhouse new version

"nerd clique" went from 'overly brainy white and asian guys' to 'people with shitty phenotypes.' people who have shitty phenotypes are overwhelmingly lib and so everything about nerd clique became shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014650)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: chestnut theater blood rage

Where are the brainy white and asian guys now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014668)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Fishy bawdyhouse new version

being racist and misogynistic online and doing AI stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014679)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: haunting contagious dog poop

in the brain chamber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014974)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: Crimson passionate bbw

Incredible read of the situation and explains SO MUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50015332)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

Imagine rolling into a MTG tournament with a crew of your bros, all perfect phenotypes with hitler youth haircuts, and just ethnically cleansing all of the shitlibs out in the first round with your decks full of Black Lotuses, Moxes, and Dual Lands. Every round from the second all the way through the finals is just clean cut alpha white bros with maybe a token azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024001)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: Pope Leo XXX



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50026235)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: The Heterosexual Neal Caffrey

token azn mascot at the MTG tournament rocking a white weenie deck tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50026238)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

semen-stained serra angels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50028931)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024771)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024776)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Costumed Bistre Locale Fat Ankles

(JD Vance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014676)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Vigorous parlour pisswyrm

EDH became a popular casual format and then WotC began supporting it ("Commander"); this is now the dominant form, and the four person nature of the game means that it has all sorts of dumb shitty "Rule 0" "let people enjoy things" energy coming in.

At the same time, Hasbro realized that it could print money by doing licensing deals with other IP. The LotR set was actually 180 (because it's in keeping with the fantasy setting) but now we have Fallout and Marvel and so on.

Premodern offers something of a Reprieve but it's a little too sweaty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014966)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Fishy bawdyhouse new version

just googled "Rule 0" and burst out laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50014977)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: The Maine Politician?s Assaults



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024767)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: hairraiser claret idea he suggested

had to do a lot of research to parse this post but cr cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50015027)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024775)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

"MTG Commander is a casual multiplayer format of the Magic: The Gathering card game where each player builds a 100-card deck around a chosen legendary creature or Planeswalker called a "Commander." In this format, players can only include one copy of each card (except basic lands) and start with 40 life points."

Wow I just threw up in my mouth a little. 100 cards no dupes...that isn't even a "deck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50025845)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:42 PM
Author: The Heterosexual Neal Caffrey

it's just as gay and retarded as it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50025850)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: The Maine Politician?s Assaults

It started out as a homebrew format where the idea was to use all the janky rares and dumb combos that weren't viable anywhere else and it was fun

But now it's all streamlined and optimized and stupid as hell

And lots of players now act like having "four of the same card" is "stupid and uncreative" when it comes to 60 card MtG

Imagine the game being overrun by turo redditors and you're on the right track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50029036)



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Date: July 21st, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: lascivious address international law enforcement agency

blown | out | tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50015335)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: the place where there is no darkness

https://tcgplayer-cdn.tcgplayer.com/product/279269_in_1000x1000.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024002)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: The Heterosexual Neal Caffrey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024039)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: The Maine Politician?s Assaults

That's honestly not as offensive to me as having New York City represented in the game.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024782)



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Date: July 25th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: concern boner

The original game’s players were unable to reproduce, and the game disappeared with them; the vacant niche was then occupied by a grotesque Ninja Turtles–themed offshoot bearing little resemblance to its ancestor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024042)



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Date: July 26th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: The Maine Politician?s Assaults



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50024774)



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Date: July 27th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

WTF are the nerds ITT even talking about? Is this a card game, or something like "Dungeons & Dragons"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50026251)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:02 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

Wow u totally convinced us you're a studly jock not a geek with a $1,000 Nekusar, the Mindrazer commander deck 🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50028941)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: The Maine Politician?s Assaults

EPAH is 10000% the sort of Reddit soyboy dweeb who plays MtG now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50029037)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 6:30 AM
Author: Wildberries Mercer (Safari)

Queered successfully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884758&forum_id=2/en-en#50028955)