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metal ultramarine shitlib
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metal ultramarine shitlib
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
sable galvanic ladyboy area
  12/20/20
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Wonderful Snowy Field
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
shivering lettuce
  08/21/19
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Motley gaping step-uncle's house
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
translucent cerebral set
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Pale old irish cottage
  08/21/19
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salmon hairraiser pit degenerate
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
coral contagious institution jewess
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
shivering lettuce
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Pale old irish cottage
  08/21/19
emergency money
shivering lettuce
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iridescent talking ticket booth mental disorder
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Soul-stirring headpube
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Soul-stirring headpube
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hehe
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sable galvanic ladyboy area
  09/13/25
You’re poor
Razzmatazz cumskin home
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Magenta hissy fit tanning salon
  09/01/19
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iridescent talking ticket booth mental disorder
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
translucent cerebral set
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
salmon hairraiser pit degenerate
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Cyan Appetizing Shrine
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
metal ultramarine shitlib
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
milky preventive strike multi-billionaire
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Beady-eyed Harsh Trailer Park
  09/10/21
great thread
Talented white incel corn cake
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
metal ultramarine shitlib
  04/10/23
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Wonderful Snowy Field
  04/10/23
i love men
Talented white incel corn cake
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Magenta hissy fit tanning salon
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
metal ultramarine shitlib
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Provocative Mad Cow Disease
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
metal ultramarine shitlib
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  07/18/25
Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a pa...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  09/13/25
[Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has...
metal ultramarine shitlib
  11/14/25
You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: sable galvanic ladyboy area

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Snowy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: shivering lettuce

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Motley gaping step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: translucent cerebral set

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Pale old irish cottage

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: salmon hairraiser pit degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: coral contagious institution jewess

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: shivering lettuce

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Pale old irish cottage

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: shivering lettuce

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: iridescent talking ticket booth mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Bonkers Vigorous Resort Giraffe

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: sable galvanic ladyboy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cumskin home

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Magenta hissy fit tanning salon

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: iridescent talking ticket booth mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: translucent cerebral set

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: salmon hairraiser pit degenerate

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Cyan Appetizing Shrine

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: milky preventive strike multi-billionaire

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Harsh Trailer Park

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Talented white incel corn cake

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Wonderful Snowy Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Talented white incel corn cake

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Magenta hissy fit tanning salon

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Provocative Mad Cow Disease

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: metal ultramarine shitlib

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#49430061)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2/en-en#50149638)