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canadian has $1.6m of BTC stolen from cold storage wallet

https://x.com/itscoachgoodman/status/2083527082223563157
harold lauder
  08/02/26
Yeah this is pretty crazy. been reading about Entropy in See...
cowgod
  08/02/26
i believe that the seeds were generated by some crappy softw...
harold lauder
  08/02/26
apparently, Coldcard’s BIP-39 pipeline preserved synta...
cowgod
  08/02/26
yeah obviously
too hot for web
  08/02/26
damn that's crazy
in minecraft
  08/02/26
(AZNgirl running away from this Chink)
AZNgirl in Africa searching for White Baboon
  08/02/26
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hKAZg5S_XgU
Fucking Fuckface
  08/02/26
Duh.
Here's why
  08/02/26
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Kenneth Play
  08/02/26
...
cowgod
  08/02/26
Always good to see it happen to one of the bitcoin fuckfaces...
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  08/02/26
...
Roblox
  08/02/26
looks like a "business coach" huckster using the h...
zarathustra
  08/02/26
...
the wife guy cinematic universe
  08/02/26
Crypto is the most fraud retarded shit, I got one of those c...
AZNgirl in Africa searching for White Baboon
  08/02/26
yeah, I should have just gave all my shekels to The Richest ...
prayer chain
  08/02/26
Why was this written by AI? Who took that photo?
Jared Baumeister
  08/02/26


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Date: August 2nd, 2026 6:33 AM
Author: harold lauder (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMyxMyJr-0)

https://x.com/itscoachgoodman/status/2083527082223563157

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040292)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: cowgod

Yeah this is pretty crazy. been reading about Entropy in Seed Phrases and don't know wtf that means. just make up 12 words or whatever. I guess because of Engineering, it's more complicated than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040293)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 6:43 AM
Author: harold lauder (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMyxMyJr-0)

i believe that the seeds were generated by some crappy software rather than the dedicated hardware wallet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040295)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: cowgod

apparently, Coldcard’s BIP-39 pipeline preserved syntactic validity while catastrophically collapsing the min-entropy of its upstream state space. The checksum verified formatting, not stochastic adequacy; deterministic PRNG state leakage reduced brute-force complexity from cryptographically infeasible to enumerable. BIP-39 remained intact. The entropy source failed, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040299)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 7:57 AM
Author: too hot for web

yeah obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040329)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: in minecraft

damn that's crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040339)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: AZNgirl in Africa searching for White Baboon

(AZNgirl running away from this Chink)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040414)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hKAZg5S_XgU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040427)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Here's why

Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040445)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040447)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040471)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 6:53 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Always good to see it happen to one of the bitcoin fuckfaces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040301)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040559)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: zarathustra

looks like a "business coach" huckster using the hack to generate attention with a fake ai-generated story about himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040404)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: the wife guy cinematic universe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040511)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: AZNgirl in Africa searching for White Baboon

Crypto is the most fraud retarded shit, I got one of those cold storage devices it was so.primitive.and retarded having to use it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040410)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: prayer chain

yeah, I should have just gave all my shekels to The Richest And Smartest Man In History

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040419)



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Date: August 2nd, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

Why was this written by AI? Who took that photo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5888642&forum_id=2/en-en#50040567)