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Brutal truth: dogs are disgusting.

It's not just that they poop and piss and slobber everywhere...
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
"Hey there, friend. Let me tell you about how bad dogs...
wonderful gay wizard laser beams
  07/07/26
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Avocado federal potus
  07/08/26
Saw a commercial for "human grade" dogfood the oth...
Avocado federal potus
  07/08/26
...
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/08/26
the obsession with people owning dogs is becoming more annoy...
Iridescent french chef
  07/07/26
(Guy whose shrew adores her "fur baby")
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
im gonna buy some pitbulls and let them lose on an apartment...
Iridescent french chef
  07/07/26
not sure u understand "misanthropic" itt
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
...
Avocado federal potus
  07/08/26
It's getting a little weird, but they've been our bros for a...
high-end whorehouse
  07/07/26
a dog is a great animal the disgusting subhumans are the ...
Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage
  07/07/26
that's most of them
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
not the dogs fault
Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage
  07/07/26
I completely agree. Both of my dogs are working dogs. The...
big-titted keepsake machete
  07/10/26
Dogs are 180 but people shouldn't use them as substitutes fo...
Razzle-dazzle kitchen striped hyena
  07/07/26
ppl are tho
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
shalom lfo
Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage
  07/07/26
replied to wrong reply friend
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
Agreed, but kids are REALLY disgusting. Both dogs and kids ...
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
They are delicious tho
very tactful theatre water buffalo
  07/07/26
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Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage
  07/07/26
reeks of duck sauce
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
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bat-shit-crazy dilemma
  07/07/26
Chung+, you're back!
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
Do you still mask?
mauve jap
  07/07/26
Your last sentence brings it home. Like everything in a ...
deranged fat ankles hall
  07/07/26
yes it is fucking insane, vets demanding $10K for surgery fo...
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
...
deranged fat ankles hall
  07/07/26
That’s because she fellates the dog.
crystalline hairraiser half-breed
  07/07/26
People really need to take more care in choosing their vets....
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
Just euthanize the dog with a helium or nitrogen tank.
Avocado federal potus
  07/08/26
Set it loose in teh countryside, preferably somewhere with c...
crystalline hairraiser half-breed
  07/10/26
...
Spruce disgusting house
  07/07/26
...
Impertinent fiercely-loyal associate candlestick maker
  07/07/26
...
Avocado federal potus
  07/08/26
Dogs are better than people in virtually every way. Don't g...
wonderful gay wizard laser beams
  07/07/26
Yes Islam is right Abt dogs and women
Bipolar aqua headpube meetinghouse
  07/07/26
...
cowardly alpha abode
  07/07/26
This is true only in a narrow slice of the populace. It&rsqu...
Know-it-all Sapphire Indian Lodge Party Of The First Part
  07/07/26
imo very few people have dogs w actual jobs
Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage
  07/07/26
OP hangs out with a lot of dog moms. Whose fault is that?
Know-it-all Sapphire Indian Lodge Party Of The First Part
  07/07/26
...
Iridescent french chef
  07/07/26
I was in that crowd. Most ended up having kids.
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
Cr the dog unemployment rate is through the woof.
deranged fat ankles hall
  07/08/26
Negative externalities are a bitch.
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/07/26
To a degree, we're still that family. We always take the do...
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
catdoods are criminally underrated though
Lake Market Boltzmann
  07/07/26
Not really. They suck to take on trips, they don't protect ...
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
you dont take them on trips with you you tell them to watch ...
Lake Market Boltzmann
  07/07/26
Then you have to get someone else to watch them and they oft...
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
it's a meaningless statement in a vacuum because all organis...
bat-shit-crazy dilemma
  07/07/26
Toddlers are the apex of gross shit.
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
You are the apex of gross shit, TMF you hideous kike midget
Avocado federal potus
  07/08/26
Plus some women take it up the ass from their Labrador retri...
crystalline hairraiser half-breed
  07/07/26
I have a human toddler and a huge dog and the dog is many ti...
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
" I can give the dog food and the area will be clean af...
Violet stag film
  07/07/26
Cleaner than any surface in a "restaurant"
Racy snowy hospital partner
  07/07/26
You can look at her area after we leave and there isn't food...
purple well-lubricated nursing home
  07/07/26
Whoa pumo I bet the toddler will be a "mess" for t...
claret crawly idiot ape
  07/08/26
...
Avocado federal potus
  07/08/26
cr I have personal experience w/ 15 year olds and brother th...
cordovan misunderstood resort quadroon
  07/10/26
OK Jeff Kogan
Avocado federal potus
  07/08/26
a friend of mine trained a giant schnauzer to shit in a litt...
crystalline hairraiser half-breed
  07/10/26
So is humanity. Thus a reflection of each other in themselve...
emerald floppy library
  07/07/26
no, middle eastern culture is just bad
Scarlet locus
  07/08/26


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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

It's not just that they poop and piss and slobber everywhere as the subhuman scum they are. It's that human beings prefer them to children and have increasingly migrated toward "dog friendly" lifestyles. Think about the number of fucking pet commercials. They are gross ways for humans to spend money as some outlet of "love" in their loneliness, much as a a 3-year-old loves a Raggedy Ann doll. Except the adult has perverse desires developed from our global capitalist regime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983526)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: wonderful gay wizard laser beams

"Hey there, friend. Let me tell you about how bad dogs are by focusing on my displeasure with people."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983570)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Avocado federal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985859)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Avocado federal potus

Saw a commercial for "human grade" dogfood the other day. That shit should be illegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985861)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985865)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:23 AM
Author: Iridescent french chef

the obsession with people owning dogs is becoming more annoying than people owning dogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983531)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

(Guy whose shrew adores her "fur baby")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983532)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Iridescent french chef

im gonna buy some pitbulls and let them lose on an apartment building full of misanthropic lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983533)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

not sure u understand "misanthropic" itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983548)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Avocado federal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985862)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: high-end whorehouse

It's getting a little weird, but they've been our bros for a long long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983534)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage

a dog is a great animal

the disgusting subhumans are the ones using dogs as surrogate children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983535)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

that's most of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983554)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage

not the dogs fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983559)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: big-titted keepsake machete

I completely agree.

Both of my dogs are working dogs. They are out everyday either training or doing what they were trained to do. For our golden retriever, that's duck hunting and tracking. Our yellow lab is a retired seeing eye dog and he's still great at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49991108)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen striped hyena

Dogs are 180 but people shouldn't use them as substitutes for having kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983538)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

ppl are tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983541)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage

shalom lfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983542)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

replied to wrong reply friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983545)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

Agreed, but kids are REALLY disgusting. Both dogs and kids are worth it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984903)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: very tactful theatre water buffalo

They are delicious tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983539)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983543)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

reeks of duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983544)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983698)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

Chung+, you're back!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984905)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: mauve jap

Do you still mask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983550)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: deranged fat ankles hall

Your last sentence brings it home.

Like everything in a society where capitalism is treated as a religion, pet ownership has been marketed to us all and is driven by profit motives.

there are specialty dog bakeries where people can buy expensive treats for an animal that would be just as content feasting on a dirty diaper from the trash. If a pet is terminally ill, it's no longer acceptable to just allow the animal to die. You need to empty your kids 529 account to pay for surgery and treatment because your animal is the equivalent of a human family member.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983555)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

yes it is fucking insane, vets demanding $10K for surgery for your 13-year-old "dog" and your barren gf weeping as she swipes the amex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983560)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: deranged fat ankles hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983693)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser half-breed

That’s because she fellates the dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984219)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

People really need to take more care in choosing their vets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984918)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Avocado federal potus

Just euthanize the dog with a helium or nitrogen tank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985866)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser half-breed

Set it loose in teh countryside, preferably somewhere with cougars or wolves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49991097)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:26 PM
Author: Spruce disgusting house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985298)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Impertinent fiercely-loyal associate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984928)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Avocado federal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985864)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: wonderful gay wizard laser beams

Dogs are better than people in virtually every way. Don't get the ass/pussy/ball sniffing though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983571)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Bipolar aqua headpube meetinghouse

Yes Islam is right Abt dogs and women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983598)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowardly alpha abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983605)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sapphire Indian Lodge Party Of The First Part

This is true only in a narrow slice of the populace. It’s forcememed because that population has money that gc wishes to extract but it’s completely untrue for a large majority of Americans. This thread says more about OP’s social circle than it does dogs or their owners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983612)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy ticket booth old irish cottage

imo very few people have dogs w actual jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983613)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Know-it-all Sapphire Indian Lodge Party Of The First Part

OP hangs out with a lot of dog moms. Whose fault is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983614)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Iridescent french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983615)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

I was in that crowd. Most ended up having kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985273)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: deranged fat ankles hall

Cr the dog unemployment rate is through the woof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985842)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

Negative externalities are a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983626)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

To a degree, we're still that family. We always take the dog with us on vacation so everything has to be dog friendly. We just have a human toddler too. One of the interesting thing I've found is that there are a decent number of airbnbs that are dog friendly but won't allow kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984943)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Lake Market Boltzmann

catdoods are criminally underrated though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983696)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

Not really. They suck to take on trips, they don't protect the home, they mostly won't watch over your kid, etc. I've had cats but dogs are much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984912)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Lake Market Boltzmann

you dont take them on trips with you you tell them to watch the house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985343)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

Then you have to get someone else to watch them and they often destroy the place while you're gone because they're stressed that you're not there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985396)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy dilemma

it's a meaningless statement in a vacuum because all organisms are similarly disgusting to varying degrees.

it's easy enough to say dogs are gross but they are paragons of hygiene compared to women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49983704)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

Toddlers are the apex of gross shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984901)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Avocado federal potus

You are the apex of gross shit, TMF you hideous kike midget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985869)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser half-breed

Plus some women take it up the ass from their Labrador retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984216)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

I have a human toddler and a huge dog and the dog is many times cleaned than the toddler. Aside from the fact that dogs know where to shit out of the way, I always go out to restaurants with both and the toddler makes 10x the mess. I can give the dog food and the area will be clean after. Where the toddler eats looks like a small bomb went off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49984895)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Violet stag film

" I can give the dog food and the area will be clean after. "

lol brother i hate to break it to you, but if you think dog saliva is clean...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985296)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Racy snowy hospital partner

Cleaner than any surface in a "restaurant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985383)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: purple well-lubricated nursing home

You can look at her area after we leave and there isn't food all over the place, unlike the toddler. Plates obviously go into a dishwasher no matter what. It isn't like there is dog saliva all over the place or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985392)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 8:53 AM
Author: claret crawly idiot ape

Whoa pumo I bet the toddler will be a "mess" for the next 15 years with no capacity to improve!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985846)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Avocado federal potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985871)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: cordovan misunderstood resort quadroon

cr I have personal experience w/ 15 year olds and brother they are *spotless*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49991113)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Avocado federal potus

OK Jeff Kogan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985870)



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Date: July 10th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: crystalline hairraiser half-breed

a friend of mine trained a giant schnauzer to shit in a litterbox but it terrified his cats who took a dump in his bed regularly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49991136)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: emerald floppy library

So is humanity. Thus a reflection of each other in themselves and kindredship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985299)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Scarlet locus

no, middle eastern culture is just bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880393&forum_id=2/en-en#49985542)