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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Copper federal sanctuary
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Vibrant telephone
  01/26/16
jesus no...
sepia charismatic market potus
  10/24/16
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Medicated olive stock car abode
  01/03/17
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Bespoke hunting ground
  02/20/18
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nighttime son of senegal prole
  06/03/19
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Vibrant telephone
  10/14/20
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curious genital piercing
  01/25/16
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self-absorbed heaven roast beef
  01/25/16
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Exciting crimson dilemma
  01/25/16
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useless dull pistol selfie
  01/25/16
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maroon confused station
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Exciting crimson dilemma
  01/25/16
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useless dull pistol selfie
  01/25/16
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Razzmatazz stage
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
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Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
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concupiscible walnut theater nibblets
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Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
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Cracking box office codepig
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
peach buck-toothed locus
  01/25/16
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cream coffee pot
  01/25/16
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Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
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Duck-like jew toilet seat
  01/26/16
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disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
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Glittery pearl casino masturbator
  11/27/16
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Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  06/13/17
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wonderful private investor mexican
  12/19/17
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Primrose stirring stage
  01/24/18
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Ruby hospital
  06/10/24
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Copper federal sanctuary
  01/26/16
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Cyan Galvanic Parlour Water Buffalo
  10/24/16
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Medicated olive stock car abode
  11/27/16
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Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/23/17
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Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin
  03/15/17
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Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  04/20/17
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Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  02/20/18
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Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  05/24/18
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Elite angry school
  09/26/21
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lascivious mahogany legend forum
  03/12/22
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Ruby hospital
  05/15/22
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Ruby hospital
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Histrionic international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
Brutal
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
...
amber sadistic senate azn
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Thriller mustard kitty
  01/25/16
toxic
180 grizzly messiness
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
Aquamarine plaza headpube
  01/25/16
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self-absorbed heaven roast beef
  01/25/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
...
charcoal friendly grandma
  01/25/16
damnit
insecure vermilion den
  01/25/16
...
Exciting crimson dilemma
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
jfc
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Exciting crimson dilemma
  01/25/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/25/16
Cr
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
hm
Boyish magenta gunner area
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
wait
iridescent brunch
  01/25/16
...
Copper federal sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
contagious patrolman university
  01/25/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
Aquamarine plaza headpube
  01/25/16
...
Fiercely-loyal henna laser beams
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Histrionic international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Histrionic international law enforcement agency
  01/25/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/25/16
...
wonderful private investor mexican
  01/25/16
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Soul-stirring Judgmental Range
  01/25/16
...
insecure vermilion den
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
charcoal friendly grandma
  01/25/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Mischievous corner
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
High-end marvelous rehab dragon
  01/25/16
...
Indigo cerebral location internal respiration
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Cocky motley cruise ship corn cake
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...
Thriller mustard kitty
  01/25/16
...
Cracking box office codepig
  01/25/16
damn
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
...
carmine offensive office
  01/25/16
...
odious hominid death wish
  01/25/16
O LORD
Misanthropic sienna faggotry property
  01/25/16
jfc
heady crackhouse pervert
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
beady-eyed psychic
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
cream coffee pot
  01/25/16
...
Exciting crimson dilemma
  01/25/16
Lmao
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
...
Aromatic Twinkling Uncleanness
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Copper federal sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
carmine offensive office
  01/26/16
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disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
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Primrose stirring stage
  02/15/16
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Flatulent field liquid oxygen
  07/08/17
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passionate drab set
  07/08/17
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trip ticket booth cumskin
  07/08/17
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Primrose stirring stage
  10/27/17
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Submissive pit factory reset button
  12/26/17
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Primrose stirring stage
  05/24/18
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Primrose stirring stage
  03/16/20
...
Flesh hideous shrine
  02/18/22
...
Harsh talented giraffe sweet tailpipe
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
peach buck-toothed locus
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
insecure vermilion den
  01/25/16
ouch
anal people who are hurt
  01/26/16
poison
clear excitant clown business firm
  01/26/16
...
Infuriating temple boiling water
  01/26/16
180
Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
garnet space milk
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Copper federal sanctuary
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
tantric hairless gaming laptop
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
RIP brother
cheese-eating public bath personal credit line
  09/27/16
...
Harsh talented giraffe sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
...
disturbing cobalt resort
  08/12/19
180
Vibrant telephone
  01/26/16
...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
adventurous whorehouse
  01/27/16
...
wonderful private investor mexican
  01/27/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
crusty blathering hell
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
crusty blathering hell
  02/02/16
...
comical sexy toaster
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Aphrodisiac wild center
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
laughsome bat shit crazy step-uncle's house
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
insane fear-inspiring meetinghouse incel
  02/24/16
18000000
Bat-shit-crazy razzle gas station national security agency
  03/04/16
165
Claret pocket flask
  03/04/16
...
unhinged garrison
  05/19/16
chilling
twinkling bbw jewess
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Stimulating nursing home
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Big-titted Spot
  01/03/17
oh my.
supple sable hall
  01/23/17
toxic
big fuchsia useless brakes
  03/13/17
...
Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin
  03/15/17
...
Soul-stirring Judgmental Range
  04/02/17
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Provocative snowy site
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
diverse elastic band
  07/08/17
...
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  10/27/17
mother of god
passionate drab set
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
green parlor
  10/27/17
JFC
light very tactful house preventive strike
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...
Mewling Exhilarant Base Therapy
  12/26/17
...
Beta floppy windowlicker candlestick maker
  12/26/17
ouch
spectacular chapel
  02/20/18
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Arousing know-it-all church building
  02/20/18
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slap-happy state
  01/16/19
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vivacious piazza
  08/09/19
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Elite angry school
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Filthy wine goyim affirmative action
  07/28/25
...
pungent out-of-control orchestra pit
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Outnumbered Irradiated Lodge Hairy Legs
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
cordovan mind-boggling regret shitlib
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Cracking box office codepig
  01/25/16
...
cream coffee pot
  01/25/16
...
Fragrant locale
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
toxic
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
fishy frisky library
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Mischievous corner
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Mischievous corner
  01/25/16
TY bro
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
...
cream coffee pot
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Avocado Massive Persian Theater Stage
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
amber sadistic senate azn
  10/27/17
...
Flushed Vigorous Home Travel Guidebook
  10/27/17
...
Primrose stirring stage
  05/24/18
...
supple sable hall
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Carnelian racy french chef ceo
  10/27/17
credited advice
spectacular chapel
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Demanding mint kitchen fat ankles
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Onyx boltzmann old irish cottage
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Mischievous corner
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
lol
multi-colored ape address
  06/01/17
...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
...
Harsh talented giraffe sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
beady-eyed psychic
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
beady-eyed psychic
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
beady-eyed psychic
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
beady-eyed psychic
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
beady-eyed psychic
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
Lmao
Aggressive school cafeteria
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Primrose stirring stage
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/25/16
lmao true
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/25/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
...
Harsh talented giraffe sweet tailpipe
  12/26/17
Haha
electric native
  03/19/20
...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
...
charcoal friendly grandma
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Avocado Massive Persian Theater Stage
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Bateful place of business nowag
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
khaki double fault
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Primrose stirring stage
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Carnelian racy french chef ceo
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
cheese-eating public bath personal credit line
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
bull headed menage sound barrier
  06/03/19
oh no
tantric hairless gaming laptop
  08/08/19
LOL
Low-t deer antler wrinkle
  03/16/20
JFC
supple sable hall
  03/19/20
Update?
Flesh hideous shrine
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Brindle lay halford
  01/25/16
...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/25/16
...
wonderful private investor mexican
  05/19/16
...
contagious patrolman university
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
citrine stag film
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
charcoal friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
citrine stag film
  01/26/16
Cr
charcoal friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
Copper federal sanctuary
  01/26/16
...
Copper federal sanctuary
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
citrine stag film
  01/26/16
...
Outnumbered Irradiated Lodge Hairy Legs
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
narrow-minded house-broken cuckold coldplay fan
  01/26/16
...
narrow-minded house-broken cuckold coldplay fan
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
curious genital piercing
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Flatulent field liquid oxygen
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
glassy stead
  01/26/16
...
carmine offensive office
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
glassy stead
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Primrose stirring stage
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
curious genital piercing
  01/26/16
...
magical half-breed alpha
  01/16/19
...
electric native
  03/16/20
...
Vibrant telephone
  01/26/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
...
carmine offensive office
  01/26/16
...
wonderful private investor mexican
  03/28/16
...
vivacious piazza
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
White tanning salon
  01/26/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
fishy frisky library
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Vibrant telephone
  01/26/16
...
sepia charismatic market potus
  10/24/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Onyx boltzmann old irish cottage
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Autistic crawly national
  04/04/16
...
Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin
  03/15/17
*applause*
deep church background story
  10/27/17
...
Elite angry school
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Carnelian racy french chef ceo
  01/26/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
citrine stag film
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/26/16
...
citrine stag film
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
citrine stag film
  01/26/16
...
charcoal friendly grandma
  01/26/16
...
Mischievous corner
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
Describe
citrine stag film
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
citrine stag film
  01/26/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
...
Mischievous corner
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Primrose stirring stage
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
Fuck
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
contagious patrolman university
  01/26/16
cq's!
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
...
supple sable hall
  03/19/20
...
Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Sapphire misunderstood rigor
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
fishy frisky library
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Outnumbered Irradiated Lodge Hairy Legs
  01/26/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/26/16
...
spectacular chapel
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
fishy frisky library
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Mischievous corner
  01/26/16
...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
LOL fair
fishy frisky library
  01/26/16
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glassy stead
  01/26/16
...
carmine offensive office
  01/26/16
...
Copper federal sanctuary
  01/23/17
...
Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin
  03/15/17
...
Flatulent field liquid oxygen
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
citrine stag film
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underrated
sepia charismatic market potus
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...
wonderful private investor mexican
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...
Medicated olive stock car abode
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Hateful azure mother
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
jfc
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/26/16
...
tank
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
glassy stead
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
do u love it
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
...
transparent immigrant
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
glassy stead
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
glassy stead
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
...
zombie-like dingle berry
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
red main people
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
insecure vermilion den
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  01/26/16
...
Vibrant telephone
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Mischievous corner
  01/26/16
...
contagious patrolman university
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
carmine offensive office
  01/26/16
JFC
institution
  01/26/16
180
Emerald Keepsake Machete Digit Ratio
  01/26/16
...
frum slippery theatre
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
...
red main people
  01/26/16
...
red main people
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Haunting point
  01/26/16
...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
180 twist
Primrose stirring stage
  01/26/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
THIS
Onyx boltzmann old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
chrome
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Razzmatazz stage
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Haunting point
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Razzmatazz stage
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
fishy frisky library
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
disturbing cobalt resort
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Haunting point
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Pale crotch
  01/26/16
fucking damn
insecure vermilion den
  01/26/16
...
Cracking box office codepig
  01/26/16
180
orange
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
cream coffee pot
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Primrose stirring stage
  01/27/16
...
contagious patrolman university
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
crusty blathering hell
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
mental disorder
  05/19/16
repost please
cream coffee pot
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
mental disorder
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
zombie-like dingle berry
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Onyx boltzmann old irish cottage
  01/26/16
...
iridescent brunch
  01/26/16
...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  01/27/16
180.
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...
chrome
  01/29/16
...
Stimulating nursing home
  01/31/16
...
iridescent brunch
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Alcoholic Newt
  02/02/16
brave
Primrose stirring stage
  02/03/16
...
Flesh hideous shrine
  02/22/16
...
iridescent brunch
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
insanely creepy crystalline sneaky criminal
  02/22/16
...
cream coffee pot
  03/08/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  09/27/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  03/04/16
...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  04/04/16
...
Soul-stirring Judgmental Range
  04/04/16
cr
glassy stead
  04/20/16
...
Flesh hideous shrine
  05/11/16
...
iridescent brunch
  05/11/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  06/17/16
...
rose community account
  09/27/16
...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  10/21/16
mods please delete
contagious patrolman university
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Mauve principal's office volcanic crater
  10/24/16
...
Primrose stirring stage
  10/24/16
i really like it here
mental disorder
  10/24/16
...
Stimulating nursing home
  10/27/16
...
Overrated buff circlehead
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
contagious patrolman university
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Primrose stirring stage
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Lilac philosopher-king
  01/23/17
... ...
Carnelian racy french chef ceo
  01/23/17
...
Primrose stirring stage
  07/08/17
Lol
insanely creepy crystalline sneaky criminal
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
spruce fortuitous meteor
  01/16/19
...
Vibrant telephone
  02/11/17
...
Primrose stirring stage
  03/13/17
...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  03/15/17
...
Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin
  03/15/17
...
Stimulating nursing home
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
self-centered
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Rusted idiot
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
supple sable hall
  06/01/17
...
Sticky hyperactive famous landscape painting chad
  06/01/17
...
wonderful private investor mexican
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
dark
  06/13/17
...
supple sable hall
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
effete
  07/08/17
...
Silver Associate
  08/18/17
...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  09/25/17
...
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
contagious patrolman university
  10/27/17
...
Mewling Exhilarant Base Therapy
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
orchid
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Primrose stirring stage
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
orchid
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Overrated buff circlehead
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
nofapping doctorate
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...
Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park
  07/25/18
...
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  05/17/18
...
Primrose stirring stage
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Slate abusive
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Primrose stirring stage
  07/25/18
...
Duck-like jew toilet seat
  07/25/18
...
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Primrose stirring stage
  01/16/19
...
contagious patrolman university
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
spruce fortuitous meteor
  01/16/19
Jfc
Primrose stirring stage
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
contagious patrolman university
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Talking
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Razzmatazz stage
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
chartreuse organic girlfriend
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
chartreuse organic girlfriend
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
glassy stead
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
chartreuse organic girlfriend
  01/17/19
...
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  04/08/19
...
Coral slimy queen of the night
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Mewling Exhilarant Base Therapy
  04/09/19
...
chartreuse organic girlfriend
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
chartreuse organic girlfriend
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Primrose stirring stage
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Violet brethren
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Primrose stirring stage
  06/03/19
...
contagious patrolman university
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
laughsome bat shit crazy step-uncle's house
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
chartreuse organic girlfriend
  06/03/19
...
Vibrant telephone
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
chartreuse organic girlfriend
  08/08/19
...
chartreuse organic girlfriend
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Kink-friendly
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
  08/12/19
...
  03/16/20
...
topaz haunted graveyard
  02/02/20
...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  03/14/20
...
glassy stead
  03/16/20
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glassy stead
  09/30/20
...
Stubborn round eye
  08/27/21
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Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  09/13/21
...
contagious patrolman university
  09/26/21
...
metal ruddy rigpig
  10/11/21
...
Elite angry school
  10/11/21
bump
glassy stead
  03/12/22
...
Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge
  01/05/23
...
Flesh hideous shrine
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Cruel-hearted sooty lettuce
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
learning disabled trump supporter
  10/13/23
...
Primrose stirring stage
  01/03/24
...
Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks
  08/09/24
...
Flesh hideous shrine
  07/28/25
...
Impressive
  12/29/25
...
arrogant salmon
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Black stain
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Vibrant telephone

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: sepia charismatic market potus

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Elite angry school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: lascivious mahogany legend forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Ruby hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Ruby hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Histrionic international law enforcement agency

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: amber sadistic senate azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Thriller mustard kitty

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: 180 grizzly messiness

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine plaza headpube

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: self-absorbed heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: charcoal friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: insecure vermilion den

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Exciting crimson dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Exciting crimson dilemma

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Boyish magenta gunner area

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: iridescent brunch

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Copper federal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: contagious patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine plaza headpube

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal henna laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Histrionic international law enforcement agency

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Histrionic international law enforcement agency

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: wonderful private investor mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Judgmental Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: insecure vermilion den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: charcoal friendly grandma

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Mischievous corner

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: High-end marvelous rehab dragon

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Indigo cerebral location internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Cocky motley cruise ship corn cake

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Thriller mustard kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Cracking box office codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: carmine offensive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: odious hominid death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Misanthropic sienna faggotry property

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: heady crackhouse pervert

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: cream coffee pot

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Exciting crimson dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Aromatic Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Copper federal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: carmine offensive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Flatulent field liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: passionate drab set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: trip ticket booth cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Submissive pit factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Flesh hideous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: Harsh talented giraffe sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: peach buck-toothed locus

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: insecure vermilion den

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: anal people who are hurt

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: clear excitant clown business firm

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Infuriating temple boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Haunting point

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: garnet space milk

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Copper federal sanctuary

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: tantric hairless gaming laptop

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating public bath personal credit line

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Harsh talented giraffe sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Vibrant telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: adventurous whorehouse

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: wonderful private investor mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: crusty blathering hell

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: crusty blathering hell

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: comical sexy toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac wild center

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: laughsome bat shit crazy step-uncle's house

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: insane fear-inspiring meetinghouse incel

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy razzle gas station national security agency

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Claret pocket flask

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: unhinged garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: twinkling bbw jewess

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Big-titted Spot

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: supple sable hall

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: big fuchsia useless brakes

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Judgmental Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Provocative snowy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: diverse elastic band

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: passionate drab set

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: green parlor

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: light very tactful house preventive strike

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Mewling Exhilarant Base Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Beta floppy windowlicker candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: spectacular chapel

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Arousing know-it-all church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: slap-happy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: vivacious piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Elite angry school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Filthy wine goyim affirmative action

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: pungent out-of-control orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Outnumbered Irradiated Lodge Hairy Legs

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: cordovan mind-boggling regret shitlib

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Cracking box office codepig

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: cream coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Fragrant locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: fishy frisky library

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Mischievous corner

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Mischievous corner

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: cream coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Avocado Massive Persian Theater Stage

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: amber sadistic senate azn

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Flushed Vigorous Home Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: supple sable hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Carnelian racy french chef ceo

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular chapel

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Demanding mint kitchen fat ankles

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Onyx boltzmann old irish cottage

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Mischievous corner

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: multi-colored ape address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Harsh talented giraffe sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed psychic

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Aggressive school cafeteria

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Harsh talented giraffe sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: electric native

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: charcoal friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Haunting point

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Avocado Massive Persian Theater Stage

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Bateful place of business nowag

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author:  khaki double fault

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Carnelian racy french chef ceo

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating public bath personal credit line

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: bull headed menage sound barrier

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: tantric hairless gaming laptop

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Low-t deer antler wrinkle

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: supple sable hall

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Flesh hideous shrine

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Brindle lay halford

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: wonderful private investor mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: contagious patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author:  citrine stag film

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: charcoal friendly grandma

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author:  citrine stag film

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: charcoal friendly grandma

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Copper federal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Copper federal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author:  citrine stag film

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Outnumbered Irradiated Lodge Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: narrow-minded house-broken cuckold coldplay fan

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: narrow-minded house-broken cuckold coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: curious genital piercing

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Flatulent field liquid oxygen

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author:  glassy stead

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: carmine offensive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Dashing Idea He Suggested Weed Whacker

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: iridescent brunch

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author:  glassy stead

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: curious genital piercing

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author:  magical half-breed alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: electric native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Vibrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: carmine offensive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: wonderful private investor mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: vivacious piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: White tanning salon

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: fishy frisky library

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Vibrant telephone

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: sepia charismatic market potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Onyx boltzmann old irish cottage

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Autistic crawly national

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: deep church background story

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Elite angry school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Carnelian racy french chef ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author:  citrine stag film

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: iridescent brunch

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author:  citrine stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author:  citrine stag film

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: charcoal friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Mischievous corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author:  citrine stag film

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author:  citrine stag film

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Mischievous corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Haunting point

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: contagious patrolman university

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: supple sable hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Sapphire misunderstood rigor

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: fishy frisky library

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Outnumbered Irradiated Lodge Hairy Legs

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: spectacular chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: fishy frisky library

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Mischievous corner

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: fishy frisky library

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author:  glassy stead

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: carmine offensive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Copper federal sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Flatulent field liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  citrine stag film

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sepia charismatic market potus

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: wonderful private investor mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Medicated olive stock car abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Hateful azure mother

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author:  glassy stead

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: iridescent brunch

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: iridescent brunch

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: transparent immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author:  glassy stead

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author:  glassy stead

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: zombie-like dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author:  red main people

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: insecure vermilion den

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Vibrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Mischievous corner

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: contagious patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: carmine offensive office

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  institution

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Emerald Keepsake Machete Digit Ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: frum slippery theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author:  red main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  red main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Haunting point

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Haunting point

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Haunting point

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Haunting point

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Haunting point

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Onyx boltzmann old irish cottage

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Haunting point

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Haunting point

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Haunting point

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Haunting point

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stage

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Haunting point

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stage

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Haunting point

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Haunting point

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: fishy frisky library

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Haunting point

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: disturbing cobalt resort

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Haunting point

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Pale crotch

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: insecure vermilion den

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Cracking box office codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: orange

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: cream coffee pot

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: contagious patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: crusty blathering hell

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author:  mental disorder

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: cream coffee pot

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Dead Mediation Sex Offender

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author:  mental disorder

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: zombie-like dingle berry

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Onyx boltzmann old irish cottage

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: wonderful private investor mexican

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: chrome



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Stimulating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic Newt

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Flesh hideous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: insanely creepy crystalline sneaky criminal

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: cream coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Judgmental Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author:  glassy stead

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Flesh hideous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: iridescent brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: rose community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: contagious patrolman university

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Mauve principal's office volcanic crater

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author:  mental disorder

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Overrated buff circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: contagious patrolman university

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Lilac philosopher-king

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Carnelian racy french chef ceo

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: insanely creepy crystalline sneaky criminal

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author:  spruce fortuitous meteor

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Vibrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Stimulating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  self-centered

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Rusted idiot

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: supple sable hall

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Sticky hyperactive famous landscape painting chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: wonderful private investor mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: dark

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: supple sable hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: effete

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Silver Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: contagious patrolman university

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Mewling Exhilarant Base Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  orchid

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  orchid

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Overrated buff circlehead

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: nofapping doctorate

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Titillating Bright Really Tough Guy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Slate abusive

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Duck-like jew toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: contagious patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author:  spruce fortuitous meteor

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: contagious patrolman university

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Talking

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz stage

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  chartreuse organic girlfriend

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  chartreuse organic girlfriend

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author:  glassy stead

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  chartreuse organic girlfriend

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Coral slimy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Mewling Exhilarant Base Therapy

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  chartreuse organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  chartreuse organic girlfriend

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Violet brethren

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Primrose stirring stage

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: contagious patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: laughsome bat shit crazy step-uncle's house

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  chartreuse organic girlfriend

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Vibrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  chartreuse organic girlfriend

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  chartreuse organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: 

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Kink-friendly

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: 

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: topaz haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author:  glassy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author:  glassy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Stubborn round eye



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: contagious patrolman university



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: metal ruddy rigpig



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Elite angry school



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author:  glassy stead

bump

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary hissy fit indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Flesh hideous shrine



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted sooty lettuce

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: learning disabled trump supporter

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Primrose stirring stage



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Lavender Karate Wagecucks



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Flesh hideous shrine



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Impressive



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: arrogant salmon



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Black stain

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2/en-en#49548061)