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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
abnormal shimmering locus multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
honey-headed station
  04/18/25
Cr.
Lascivious Native Antidepressant Drug
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Saffron Self-centered Giraffe Spot
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
topaz vigorous bbw
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
maroon menage idea he suggested
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
ebony gas station really tough guy
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
demanding glassy voyeur
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
demanding glassy voyeur
  04/18/25
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180 meetinghouse marketing idea
  04/18/25
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marvelous background story legal warrant
  08/17/26
...
Motley Pit Laser Beams
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
fantasy-prone disrespectful mexican
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Laughsome hairy legs
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Laughsome hairy legs
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
180 meetinghouse marketing idea
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Laughsome hairy legs
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Laughsome hairy legs
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
onyx stage ladyboy
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Laughsome hairy legs
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
180 meetinghouse marketing idea
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
umber hot doctorate useless brakes
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
180 meetinghouse marketing idea
  04/18/25
Ty friend
umber hot doctorate useless brakes
  04/18/25
...
Bright titillating area
  08/17/26
...
Bright titillating area
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Bat shit crazy excitant corner kitty cat
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Bat shit crazy excitant corner kitty cat
  04/18/25
...
heady well-lubricated nursing home
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Laughsome hairy legs
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
...
Motley Pit Laser Beams
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Cobalt provocative regret windowlicker
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
umber hot doctorate useless brakes
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
honey-headed station
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  08/17/26
...
Bright titillating area
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
demanding glassy voyeur
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
demanding glassy voyeur
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
demanding glassy voyeur
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
chest-beating parlor tank
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
chest-beating parlor tank
  08/17/26
...
Mentally impaired piazza dopamine
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Bat shit crazy excitant corner kitty cat
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Bat shit crazy excitant corner kitty cat
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Saffron Self-centered Giraffe Spot
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Submissive Center Striped Hyena
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
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tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: abnormal shimmering locus multi-billionaire

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: honey-headed station

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Lascivious Native Antidepressant Drug

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Saffron Self-centered Giraffe Spot

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: topaz vigorous bbw

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: maroon menage idea he suggested

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: ebony gas station really tough guy

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: demanding glassy voyeur

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: demanding glassy voyeur

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: 180 meetinghouse marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: marvelous background story legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Motley Pit Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone disrespectful mexican

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Laughsome hairy legs

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Laughsome hairy legs

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: 180 meetinghouse marketing idea

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Laughsome hairy legs

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Laughsome hairy legs

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: onyx stage ladyboy

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Laughsome hairy legs

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: 180 meetinghouse marketing idea

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: umber hot doctorate useless brakes

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: 180 meetinghouse marketing idea

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: umber hot doctorate useless brakes

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Bright titillating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Bright titillating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy excitant corner kitty cat

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy excitant corner kitty cat

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Laughsome hairy legs

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Motley Pit Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Cobalt provocative regret windowlicker

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: umber hot doctorate useless brakes

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: honey-headed station

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Bright titillating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: demanding glassy voyeur

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: demanding glassy voyeur

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: demanding glassy voyeur

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: chest-beating parlor tank

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: chest-beating parlor tank

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Mentally impaired piazza dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy excitant corner kitty cat

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy excitant corner kitty cat

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Saffron Self-centered Giraffe Spot

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Submissive Center Striped Hyena

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50149087)