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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
fantasy-prone racy pocket flask round eye
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
jade mad cow disease
  04/18/25
Cr.
Maize trust fund
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
erotic indian lodge mood
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Sooty plaza
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
violent big puppy house
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Vibrant purple native giraffe
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
talking ticket booth
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
talking ticket booth
  04/18/25
...
Aphrodisiac swollen boiling water
  04/18/25
...
Flirting legal warrant piazza
  08/17/26
...
Aquamarine rambunctious resort
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
yapping passionate point telephone
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
garnet fiercely-loyal main people
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
garnet fiercely-loyal main people
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Aphrodisiac swollen boiling water
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
garnet fiercely-loyal main people
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
garnet fiercely-loyal main people
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Talented Property National Security Agency
  04/18/25
jfc goys
garnet fiercely-loyal main people
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Aphrodisiac swollen boiling water
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Drunken Principal's Office
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Aphrodisiac swollen boiling water
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Drunken Principal's Office
  04/18/25
...
filthy school indirect expression
  08/17/26
...
filthy school indirect expression
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
very tactful pit brethren
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
very tactful pit brethren
  04/18/25
...
bright deer antler nursing home
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
garnet fiercely-loyal main people
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/18/25
...
Aquamarine rambunctious resort
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
dead mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Drunken Principal's Office
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
diverse hospital rigpig
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
diverse hospital rigpig
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
jade mad cow disease
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
diverse hospital rigpig
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
diverse hospital rigpig
  08/17/26
...
filthy school indirect expression
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
talking ticket booth
  08/17/26
ur dumb
diverse hospital rigpig
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
talking ticket booth
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
diverse hospital rigpig
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
talking ticket booth
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
diverse hospital rigpig
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
boyish snowy national
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
diverse hospital rigpig
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
boyish snowy national
  08/17/26
...
beta brilliant cuckoldry pervert
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
very tactful pit brethren
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
diverse hospital rigpig
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
very tactful pit brethren
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
erotic indian lodge mood
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
diverse hospital rigpig
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: fantasy-prone racy pocket flask round eye

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: jade mad cow disease

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Maize trust fund

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: erotic indian lodge mood

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Sooty plaza

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: violent big puppy house

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Vibrant purple native giraffe

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: talking ticket booth

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: talking ticket booth

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac swollen boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Flirting legal warrant piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine rambunctious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: yapping passionate point telephone

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal main people

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal main people

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac swollen boiling water

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal main people

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal main people

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Talented Property National Security Agency

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal main people

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac swollen boiling water

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Drunken Principal's Office

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac swollen boiling water

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Drunken Principal's Office

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: filthy school indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: filthy school indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: very tactful pit brethren

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: very tactful pit brethren

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: bright deer antler nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: garnet fiercely-loyal main people

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine rambunctious resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: dead mad-dog skullcap

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Drunken Principal's Office

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: jade mad cow disease

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: filthy school indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: talking ticket booth

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: talking ticket booth

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: talking ticket booth

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: boyish snowy national

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: boyish snowy national

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: beta brilliant cuckoldry pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: very tactful pit brethren

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: very tactful pit brethren

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: erotic indian lodge mood

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: diverse hospital rigpig

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50146047)