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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Crusty Temple Circlehead
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
spectacular navy heaven
  04/18/25
Cr.
out-of-control alcoholic giraffe elastic band
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
laughsome field
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
red whorehouse
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Cobalt Jewess
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Sapphire Hairless State
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
fishy doctorate
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
fishy doctorate
  04/18/25
...
outnumbered forum black woman
  04/18/25
...
brass hospital
  08/17/26
...
Sooty Hilarious Fanboi Death Wish
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
federal pocket flask university
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
outnumbered forum black woman
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Wild stage famous landscape painting
  04/18/25
jfc goys
crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
outnumbered forum black woman
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Twinkling menage
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
outnumbered forum black woman
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Twinkling menage
  04/18/25
...
buck-toothed business firm
  08/17/26
...
buck-toothed business firm
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
mildly autistic trump supporter
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
mildly autistic trump supporter
  04/18/25
...
dun french main people
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/18/25
...
Sooty Hilarious Fanboi Death Wish
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
flirting wine site mental disorder
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Twinkling menage
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
spectacular navy heaven
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  08/17/26
...
buck-toothed business firm
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
fishy doctorate
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
fishy doctorate
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
fishy doctorate
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
jade national security agency stain
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
jade national security agency stain
  08/17/26
...
Violet wagecucks church building
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
mildly autistic trump supporter
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
mildly autistic trump supporter
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
laughsome field
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Blathering stag film skinny woman
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Crusty Temple Circlehead

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: spectacular navy heaven

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: out-of-control alcoholic giraffe elastic band

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: laughsome field

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: red whorehouse

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Cobalt Jewess

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Sapphire Hairless State

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: fishy doctorate

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: fishy doctorate

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: outnumbered forum black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: brass hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Sooty Hilarious Fanboi Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: federal pocket flask university

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: outnumbered forum black woman

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Wild stage famous landscape painting

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: outnumbered forum black woman

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Twinkling menage

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: outnumbered forum black woman

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Twinkling menage

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: buck-toothed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: buck-toothed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: mildly autistic trump supporter

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic trump supporter

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: dun french main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: crystalline misanthropic multi-billionaire dilemma

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Sooty Hilarious Fanboi Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: flirting wine site mental disorder

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Twinkling menage

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular navy heaven

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: buck-toothed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: fishy doctorate

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: fishy doctorate

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: fishy doctorate

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: jade national security agency stain

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: jade national security agency stain

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Violet wagecucks church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: mildly autistic trump supporter

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic trump supporter

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: laughsome field

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Blathering stag film skinny woman

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2/en-en#50149087)