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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Judas Jones
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
slippery pocket flask
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Nubile Affirmative Action Brethren
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
180 Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Charismatic Godawful Rigpig
  08/27/26
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Charismatic Godawful Rigpig
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Yeshua Teitelbaum, Secretary of Interior
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
lascivious site
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
lascivious site
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Charismatic Godawful Rigpig
  08/27/26
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
...
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Catch-22
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
edit ❌
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Dickens
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
anna karenina
180 Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  08/27/26
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
The English Patient
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
wtf
lascivious site
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Charismatic Godawful Rigpig
  08/27/26
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
At-the-ready Keepsake Machete Goal In Life
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Orwell
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
...
Cordovan Gunner
  08/27/26
...
Wine wonderful queen of the night space
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Yeshua Teitelbaum, Secretary of Interior
  08/28/26
...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
I really can't
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Triste!
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
At-the-ready Keepsake Machete Goal In Life
  08/27/26
don't know :(
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
At-the-ready Keepsake Machete Goal In Life
  08/27/26
oh good one
bossy crackhouse
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Cordovan Gunner
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
motley piazza macaca
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
gold histrionic ceo
  08/27/26
No.
motley piazza macaca
  08/27/26
Dracula
bossy crackhouse
  08/28/26
Im gay
fighting violet voyeur
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
bisexual turquoise famous landscape painting
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Wine wonderful queen of the night space
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
self-absorbed citrine bawdyhouse
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Pumonymous
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
CapTTTainFalcon
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Pope Leo XXX
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Pope Leo XXX
  08/29/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Judas Jones

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: slippery pocket flask

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Nubile Affirmative Action Brethren

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Godawful Rigpig

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Godawful Rigpig

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Yeshua Teitelbaum, Secretary of Interior ((zurich is stained))

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: lascivious site

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: lascivious site

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Godawful Rigpig

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: 180 Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: lascivious site

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Godawful Rigpig

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: At-the-ready Keepsake Machete Goal In Life

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Cordovan Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Wine wonderful queen of the night space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Yeshua Teitelbaum, Secretary of Interior ((zurich is stained))

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready Keepsake Machete Goal In Life

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: At-the-ready Keepsake Machete Goal In Life

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: bossy crackhouse

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Cordovan Gunner

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: motley piazza macaca

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: gold histrionic ceo

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: motley piazza macaca

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: bossy crackhouse

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: fighting violet voyeur

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: bisexual turquoise famous landscape painting

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Wine wonderful queen of the night space

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: self-absorbed citrine bawdyhouse

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Pumonymous

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Jennifer Siebel did Harvey Weinstein consensually (Prestige Feuds)

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Pope Leo XXX

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2/en-en#50101306)