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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
provocative godawful heaven
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
odious sweet tailpipe reading party
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
slate electric mexican theater stage
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Appetizing Topaz Gaming Laptop
  08/30/25
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Violent Mood
  09/05/25
, he lisped
canary giraffe
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
contagious brass chapel halford
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
provocative godawful heaven
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
contagious brass chapel halford
  08/31/25
...
Coral church building
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  08/31/25
delusional take
Coral church building
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Black bawdyhouse
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Adventurous round eye base
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
provocative godawful heaven
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
provocative godawful heaven
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Adventurous round eye base
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Adventurous round eye base
  09/05/25
...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Diverse effete market trust fund
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Adventurous round eye base
  09/05/25
...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Adventurous round eye base
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
provocative godawful heaven
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
bull headed home
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
bull headed home
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/05/25
Kenny
Adventurous round eye base
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
provocative godawful heaven
  09/06/25
...
charcoal filthpig potus
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/06/25
...
charcoal filthpig potus
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
provocative godawful heaven
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Flesh native philosopher-king
  09/07/25
Explain
provocative godawful heaven
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
bateful swollen casino kitty
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
provocative godawful heaven
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
provocative godawful heaven
  09/07/25
...
Black bawdyhouse
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Adventurous round eye base
  01/18/26
...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
irradiated indigo site
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
provocative godawful heaven
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
provocative godawful heaven
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Curious Trailer Park Sneaky Criminal
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Adventurous round eye base
  05/28/26
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Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca
  05/28/26
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provocative godawful heaven
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
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  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
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  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: odious sweet tailpipe reading party

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: slate electric mexican theater stage

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Topaz Gaming Laptop

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Violent Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: canary giraffe

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: contagious brass chapel halford

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: contagious brass chapel halford

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Coral church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Coral church building

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Black bawdyhouse

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Adventurous round eye base

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Adventurous round eye base

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Adventurous round eye base

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Diverse effete market trust fund

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Adventurous round eye base

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Adventurous round eye base

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bull headed home

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: bull headed home

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Adventurous round eye base

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: charcoal filthpig potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: charcoal filthpig potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Flesh native philosopher-king

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: bateful swollen casino kitty

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Black bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Adventurous round eye base

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: irradiated indigo site

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: provocative godawful heaven

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Curious Trailer Park Sneaky Criminal

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Adventurous round eye base

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Flatulent Place Of Business Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: provocative godawful heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/en-en#49994053)