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why isn't it possible to make a decent frozen pizza?

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can f...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
(Guy who does not live in tristate area)
Fragrant circlehead box office
  10/18/25
why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggo...
Contagious Ceo Clown
  10/18/25
what?
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
(dickless cocksucker)
Contagious Ceo Clown
  10/18/25
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Alcoholic toilet seat philosopher-king
  10/18/25
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Startled disturbing jewess ladyboy
  10/19/25
Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete...
stimulating unholy range
  10/18/25
name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its calle...
stimulating unholy range
  10/18/25
lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only conside...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
Try connies fag.
stimulating unholy range
  10/18/25
need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductiv...
indigo juggernaut
  10/18/25
what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my poi...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a...
indigo juggernaut
  10/18/25
I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, ...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
180 tyft
Contagious Ceo Clown
  10/18/25
what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza" ...
Aqua cruise ship
  10/18/25
I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is tha...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. c...
Aqua cruise ship
  10/18/25
godawful, just godawful
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
ran here to poast this home ovens are nowhere near hot enou...
Milky cruel-hearted school cafeteria
  10/19/25
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Opaque knife gas station
  10/19/25
Not true. You can use a pizza steel and broil it for 40 minu...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/04/26
table 87
wine appetizing garrison dragon
  10/18/25
never heard of it
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
you can find slices at whole foods
wine appetizing garrison dragon
  10/19/25
ran into this old thread to post this
pearly judgmental useless brakes school
  04/03/26
i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker cr...
supple weed whacker
  10/18/25
Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice
vivacious burgundy state
  10/18/25
I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is ...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the ...
chestnut associate
  10/18/25
thus my OP, duh
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang
rebellious crackhouse goyim
  10/18/25
all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellen...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a wh...
rebellious crackhouse goyim
  10/18/25
how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I hea...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
Wow that’s awesome man.
rebellious crackhouse goyim
  10/18/25
so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be fr...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
No. You are next-level obtuse.
rebellious crackhouse goyim
  10/18/25
because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purpo...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what&rsqu...
rebellious crackhouse goyim
  10/18/25
how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics....
rebellious crackhouse goyim
  10/18/25
I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from d...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
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Contagious Ceo Clown
  10/18/25
He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tom...
motley chocolate pozpig boiling water
  10/19/25
finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the q...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/19/25
Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn so...
Hilarious spot
  10/18/25
my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate...
chestnut associate
  10/18/25
this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the c...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, ...
Aphrodisiac Zippy Institution Fanboi
  10/18/25
I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough ...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/18/25
Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can th...
chestnut associate
  10/19/25
“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.&rdq...
Vengeful Toaster Jew
  10/19/25
Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni Hack: you can buy pizzeria p...
misunderstood peach gaping travel guidebook
  10/19/25
Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in y...
talented theatre kitty cat
  10/19/25
Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid ...
misunderstood peach gaping travel guidebook
  10/19/25
Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaura...
Soul-stirring Seedy Address
  10/19/25
(alfred sysco circa 1952)
Alcoholic toilet seat philosopher-king
  10/19/25
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Soul-stirring Seedy Address
  10/19/25
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Vengeful Toaster Jew
  10/19/25
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cerebral geriatric hall
  10/19/25
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glittery resort
  04/03/26
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pearly judgmental useless brakes school
  04/03/26
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a rich inner world
  08/04/26
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Vengeful Toaster Jew
  10/19/25
costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are ...
Alcoholic toilet seat philosopher-king
  10/19/25
Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies ...
misunderstood peach gaping travel guidebook
  10/19/25
"tavern style" outed as chicagoan and pizza opi...
Alcoholic toilet seat philosopher-king
  10/19/25
Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmad...
Hateful Shitlib Area
  10/19/25
Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine
Startled disturbing jewess ladyboy
  10/19/25
Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat &q...
Soul-stirring Seedy Address
  10/19/25
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Vengeful Toaster Jew
  10/19/25
The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their s...
Gold Razzle-dazzle Theater Stage
  10/19/25
Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experien...
irradiated hairless alpha whorehouse
  10/19/25
Digiorno etc aren't even that bad. Anyway some of it is ...
painfully honest idiotic mental disorder
  10/19/25
OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with thi...
Aggressive cracking point
  10/19/25
and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP...
violent stirring factory reset button
  10/19/25
Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply a...
Aggressive cracking point
  10/19/25
update, just tried a di fara frozen pizza and I think these ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
*flaps arms* Yeah but it probably cost more than $1.50 *bl...
state your IQ before I engage you further
  08/04/26
it was 8 dollars on sale because it appears to be new to my ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
Yeah these are pretty good
The Penis
  08/04/26
Biggest issue is that most frozen pizzas are mediocre produc...
The Penis
  08/04/26
and this seems unnecessary, the di fara people seem to have ...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
Pizza is also unusually difficult to preserve with the moist...
The Penis
  08/04/26
See I disagree with the first point, fully agree with the se...
hank_scorpio
  08/04/26
wow 180 thread. xo is peaking imo. 2025/2026
potluck
  08/05/26


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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can freeze real pizza dough and make a perfectly fine pizza with it, tomato sauce should literally just be tomatoes, there is no reason for it to suck, and cheese, like come on, you can't manage to put decent cheese on one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358606)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Fragrant circlehead box office

(Guy who does not live in tristate area)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358716)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Contagious Ceo Clown

why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358612)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358613)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Contagious Ceo Clown

(dickless cocksucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358614)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic toilet seat philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358889)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: Startled disturbing jewess ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359140)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: stimulating unholy range

Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete decadent queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358617)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number of times buying various supposedly "fancy" frozen pizzas only to realize they are still just ketchup with a topping that doesn't taste like cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358633)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: stimulating unholy range

Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its called connies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358688)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only consider this because I am too lazy to go out to get pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358694)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: stimulating unholy range

Try connies fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358705)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: indigo juggernaut

need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductive surface to get remotely decent crisp at home, and it needs to be pretty thin to begin with to get there. frozen pizza is a convenience item made for people tossing it in the toaster oven or microwave for a couple minutes. once you start putting in effort you might as well make something decent.

these products exist they are just a small share of the market because that is not the point of frozen pizza. people aren't buying pizza stones to cook their elios to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358619)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my point is the convenience shouldn't preclude being decent, I could make an english muffin pizza with ragu sauce and store brand cheese and it would beat the frozen offerings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358637)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: indigo juggernaut

"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a vacuum sure but if you don't take care to get it crispy it will inevitably be shit, or at least you will have to acquiesce in appreciating it as a compromise frozen product. if you want "quality convenience" then don't get something that involves baking.

zuppardi's is a t5 new haven pizza place that ships frozen pizzas nationally since covid but for the price and hassle it defeats the purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358653)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, the issue is how fucking shit the ingedients and flavor are, and yeah getting a pizza shipped from new haven does defeat the purpose, why can't fucking digiorno just make something that isn't soaked in ketchup with cheese that doesn't taste like cheese is my question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358656)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Contagious Ceo Clown

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358682)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Aqua cruise ship

what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza"

ive tried that shit before and with the usual brands here its terrible, frozen pizzas are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358660)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is that was better than the trash I can get now, what frozen pizza do you think isn't ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358663)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Aqua cruise ship

the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. costco always has it and its not bad. a version of detroit style

i remember digiorno, freschetta etc being ok too but its been so long that i have no idea what theyre like now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358671)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

godawful, just godawful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358675)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Milky cruel-hearted school cafeteria

ran here to poast this

home ovens are nowhere near hot enough, and without a proper hot oven it is not possible to make good pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359226)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Opaque knife gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360406)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Not true. You can use a pizza steel and broil it for 40 minutes to get it 550 to 600. Then crack the door just barely enough for the element to stay red hot for another 10 minutes it will really get up there if the rack is in the highest setting. I can cook homemade pizzas in 4 minutes flat this way, and it's better than most restaurants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046207)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: wine appetizing garrison dragon

table 87

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358664)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

never heard of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358676)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: wine appetizing garrison dragon

you can find slices at whole foods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360549)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: pearly judgmental useless brakes school

ran into this old thread to post this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49790588)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: supple weed whacker

i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker crust works well in a shitty home oven. but a lot of people hate st louis style even under the best of circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358693)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: vivacious burgundy state

Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358713)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is a thing, and I value the ability to just throw one on exactly when I'm hungry and not be at the mercy of retards who are going to bring me lukewarm pizza at best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358718)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: chestnut associate

if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the slice, you're probably better off eating shitty frozen pizza, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358780)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

thus my OP, duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358890)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: rebellious crackhouse goyim

All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358739)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellent sauce and freeze it yourself and will be great, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358747)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: rebellious crackhouse goyim

That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358749)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I heated it back up it would be 180. I could do the same for dough. Frozen sweet corn is excellent. Lot's of things work great frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358753)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: rebellious crackhouse goyim

Wow that’s awesome man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358755)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be frozen to no ill effect and among those are breads and sauces, the primary ingredients in pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358764)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: rebellious crackhouse goyim

No. You are next-level obtuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358772)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purposefully bad when they don't need to be? Explain why no frozen pizza has a decent sauce. You could literally just freeze the sauce from any pizza place and it would be good, yet they insist on making it awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358774)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: rebellious crackhouse goyim

This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what’s your net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358779)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding why frozen pizza sucks less valid? I obviously understand that getting a full new york pie for 30 bucks would get me better pizza but it would take 45 minutes and I cannot eat all of that so it is wasteful in the instances where I am lazy and want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358782)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: rebellious crackhouse goyim

You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics. I assume you are relatively poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358793)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from dominos and it seems like at that point you could match fucking dominos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358794)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Contagious Ceo Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358816)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: motley chocolate pozpig boiling water

He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tombstone prices, but why good frozen pizza doesn't exist at all.

If I can buy a hot pizza from Pizza Hut for the price of a mediocre frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza, I should be able to buy a decent frozen pizza for a few dollars more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358997)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the question, why ought I not be able to purchase the equivalent of a pizza hut thin crust pizza frozen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359010)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Hilarious spot

Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn sounds TTT. Maybe pizza isn’t really your thing.

Try frozen TGI Fridays apps, they are surprisingly good if you don’t microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358817)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no ill effect, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358827)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: chestnut associate

It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate temperature from frozen. The bread touches the oven and cooks at a different rate than the sauce, versus the cheese which faces the heat element and needs to melt (rather than crisp up).

With that said, it's fine and you can actually get a decent vacuum sealed frozen neopolitan pizza from Roberta's or Table 87. You'll pay for it, but it's better than digiorno or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358789)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the cooking or the temps, you can get the crust crisped up nicely on plenty of them, but the sauce and cheese are almost inedible and I think they could literally just freeze a can tomato puree and some store brand mozzerlla and do better flavor wise, texture really isn't that far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358792)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Zippy Institution Fanboi

once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, 10+ years ago, hvae never looked back. Join us, op. Free your pizza mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358815)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough overnight and that also defeats the point of having pizza in 20 minutes if you are lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49358829)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: chestnut associate

Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can thaw those by leaving them out 3-4 hours or putting in a warm water bath for an hour (which will be needed to warm your oven up to 550 anyway if it has a pizza stone in it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359257)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Vengeful Toaster Jew

“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.”

Let me stop you right there hoss lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359267)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: misunderstood peach gaping travel guidebook

Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni

Hack: you can buy pizzeria pizza and freeze it yourself (let it cool first, then wrap in freezer or parchment paper). It lasts for 6+ months and reheats from frozen to 90% as good as fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359105)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: talented theatre kitty cat

Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in your freezer in under a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360405)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: misunderstood peach gaping travel guidebook

Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid air in it. Otherwise, you're totally wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360428)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Seedy Address

Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaurants just make dishes in advance and freeze them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359106)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic toilet seat philosopher-king

(alfred sysco circa 1952)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359121)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Seedy Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359132)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Vengeful Toaster Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359272)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cerebral geriatric hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360394)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: glittery resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49790573)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: pearly judgmental useless brakes school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49790591)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046246)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Vengeful Toaster Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359269)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic toilet seat philosopher-king

costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are quite goods frozen. as zarathustra explained a frozen traditional thin crust is difficult, but thick crust styles turn out ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359123)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: misunderstood peach gaping travel guidebook

Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies and freeze them myself. They reheat to damn near the quality as when originally served

400 degrees convection bake directly on the rack for 11 minutes to reheat frozen slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359135)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic toilet seat philosopher-king

"tavern style"

outed as chicagoan and pizza opinions can be safely ignored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359142)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Hateful Shitlib Area

Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmade garbage pizza. People should never ever discuss this issue again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359124)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Startled disturbing jewess ladyboy

Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359145)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Seedy Address

Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat "fresh" pizzas (you won't) instead of just changing the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359148)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Vengeful Toaster Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359273)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Gold Razzle-dazzle Theater Stage

The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their shit together sufficiently to order Dominos. Why would the product be good?

The correct answer is to plan 1 hour ahead and order a pizza when you want one. You can reheat pizza if delivery guy is slow or you have no one to help you eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49359217)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: irradiated hairless alpha whorehouse

Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experience with the understand that what you’re eating isn’t pizza. It’s something else entirely and not bad in the right circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360102)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: painfully honest idiotic mental disorder

Digiorno etc aren't even that bad.

Anyway some of it is because of You. You have to know exactly how long to cook it and potentially when to turn/rotate it. Using a non-pizza-oven is already going to give you a questionable outcome no matter how good the dough is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360388)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Aggressive cracking point

OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with this thread. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360397)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: violent stirring factory reset button

and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP, they just flapped their arms and shouted "of course frozen pizza is bad" without any critical thought as to why that must be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360432)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Aggressive cracking point

Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply autistic / ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#49360451)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

update, just tried a di fara frozen pizza and I think these wops have cracked it, the crust was legitimately pretty good and the sauce and cheese tasted normal, finally someone listened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046146)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

*flaps arms*

Yeah but it probably cost more than $1.50

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046184)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

it was 8 dollars on sale because it appears to be new to my area, but marked at only 9 full price, that's like a 2 dollar premium on a digiorno and I don't have to throw most of it away, I'm calling this a win for the kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046189)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah these are pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046206)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: The Penis

Biggest issue is that most frozen pizzas are mediocre products that happen to be frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046204)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

and this seems unnecessary, the di fara people seem to have heard my pleas and decided to make some money, the American impulse to make everything cheaper and bigger no matter how much it sucks is a cultural disease that must be wiped out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046229)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: The Penis

Pizza is also unusually difficult to preserve with the moisture in the sauce, cheese and crust all having to survive freezing then cooking. But this is still secondary to the main issue of companies just selling cheap slop that wouldn't be good even if it were never frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046239)



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Date: August 4th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

See I disagree with the first point, fully agree with the second. Texturally plenty of shit frozen pizzas are good enough, I'm not expecting miracles here, but the absolute slop they make them with is unacceptable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046266)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: potluck

wow 180 thread. xo is peaking imo. 2025/2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2/en-en#50046296)