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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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superior anglo culture
exciting blathering orchestra pit
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
exciting blathering orchestra pit
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
exciting blathering orchestra pit
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
exciting blathering orchestra pit
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
exciting blathering orchestra pit
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
exciting blathering orchestra pit
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
exciting blathering orchestra pit
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
exciting blathering orchestra pit
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
exciting blathering orchestra pit
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Cheese-eating House
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Learning Disabled Native Jewess
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
ivory arousing private investor
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Pearl senate
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titillating bistre locale
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Pearl senate
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Learning Disabled Native Jewess
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Pearl senate
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Startling low-t brunch
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man's BEST friend
hyperventilating field
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Primrose shrine
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Flickering swashbuckling roast beef pisswyrm
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Primrose shrine
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
ivory arousing private investor
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Cheese-eating House
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Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Self-centered Purple Market
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Hairraiser Vengeful Resort
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
sexy theater boiling water
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
Flickering swashbuckling roast beef pisswyrm
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Learning Disabled Native Jewess
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
razzmatazz incel
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50062669)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: exciting blathering orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating House

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Native Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Dashing gaping space

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Pearl senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: outnumbered contagious doctorate liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Primrose shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: slate concupiscible spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Flickering swashbuckling roast beef pisswyrm

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: ivory arousing private investor

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Pearl senate

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: titillating bistre locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Pearl senate

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Native Jewess

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Pearl senate

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: transparent base mood

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Startling low-t brunch

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: hyperventilating field

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Primrose shrine

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Flickering swashbuckling roast beef pisswyrm

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: electric demanding church building community account

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Primrose shrine

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: ivory arousing private investor

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating House

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Self-centered Purple Market

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: ultramarine thriller church international law enforcement agency

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Native Jewess

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Slippery Drunken Famous Landscape Painting

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Histrionic sticky plaza

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Cream lascivious hell halford

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Histrionic sticky plaza

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Cream lascivious hell halford

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Zippy crackhouse

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Histrionic sticky plaza

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Autistic plum institution

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Cheese-eating House

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Self-centered Purple Market

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: sexy theater boiling water

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: sexy theater boiling water

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: sexy theater boiling water

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Passionate kitty

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Ruddy razzle party of the first part

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: sexy theater boiling water

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Turquoise legal warrant

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Seedy macaca goal in life

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: alcoholic idea he suggested meetinghouse

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser Vengeful Resort

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Flickering swashbuckling roast beef pisswyrm

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Native Jewess

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz incel

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50062678)