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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Boyish menage
  01/05/14
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big chapel
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
comical public bath
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
comical public bath
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
comical public bath
  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
...
Effete Hell
  06/25/12
Jesus
bistre mentally impaired senate
  06/25/12
literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
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  08/02/12
crying
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  08/29/12
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  02/22/13
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  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  03/19/14
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  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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  08/27/21
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  09/16/22
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comical public bath
  06/25/12
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Effete Hell
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Effete Hell
  06/25/12
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violent old irish cottage national
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
gaped philosopher-king
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
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  08/02/12
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mauve church rigor
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
iridescent principal's office
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
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  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
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  08/21/13
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  06/25/12
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  06/25/12
how does he do it?
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mauve church rigor
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Embarrassed to the bone translucent headpube
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
comical public bath
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
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  06/26/12
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mauve church rigor
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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  08/02/12
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  06/29/12
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  08/02/12
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comical public bath
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Submissive mental disorder
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
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  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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  08/02/12
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Pale hominid
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Soul-stirring Orange Box Office
  08/02/12
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  08/03/12
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  09/14/12
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mauve church rigor
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
stirring filthpig stag film
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
aromatic point
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
stirring filthpig stag film
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
histrionic wrinkle
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
aromatic point
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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  01/29/18
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  05/26/19
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: comical public bath

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Boyish menage

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: big chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: comical public bath

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: comical public bath

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: comical public bath

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: comical public bath

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: violent old irish cottage national

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Effete Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: bistre mentally impaired senate

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Haunting fantasy-prone pervert pocket flask

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Submissive mental disorder

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: trip yarmulke

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Clear Arousing Community Account Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: stirring filthpig stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: cheese-eating institution

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: histrionic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Bateful meetinghouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Violent Impressive Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Bespoke hyperventilating bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Bespoke hyperventilating bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed nursing home tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Indecent codepig rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: vivacious famous landscape painting

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: comical public bath

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Effete Hell

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Effete Hell

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: violent old irish cottage national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: gaped philosopher-king

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Pale hominid

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: mauve church rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: light offensive abode

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: iridescent principal's office

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Effete Hell

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Bipolar Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Effete Hell

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Pale hominid

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: aromatic point

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: comical public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Adventurous chrome piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: confused mind-boggling keepsake machete plaza

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: mauve church rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone translucent headpube

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: comical public bath

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Brass ladyboy

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: comical public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: mauve church rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Citrine dilemma gay wizard

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: comical public bath

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: odious ruddy private investor parlor

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orange Box Office

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: comical public bath

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: comical public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Submissive mental disorder

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Pale hominid

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Pale hominid

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Hairless Titillating Center Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: comical public bath

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Drunken disgusting french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Pale hominid

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orange Box Office

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: comical public bath

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Pale hominid

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Emerald lodge boltzmann

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Pale hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Hairless Titillating Center Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Hilarious Chad Brethren

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Hairless Titillating Center Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: comical public bath

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: stirring filthpig stag film

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Pale hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: mauve church rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: stirring filthpig stag film

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: aromatic point

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: stirring filthpig stag film

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: histrionic wrinkle

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: aromatic point

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: passionate nighttime pit volcanic crater

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: mauve church rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: mauve church rigor

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: mauve church rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: mauve church rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: lake razzmatazz antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: insane locale elastic band

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: histrionic wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Drab aphrodisiac laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Hot Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Hot Alpha

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Yellow razzle kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Cocky excitant shrine

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Pale hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Pea-brained indian lodge faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Zippy startled mexican mood

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: claret becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: bisexual son of senegal striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: heady rambunctious affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Blue galvanic stain quadroon

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: nofapping incel

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Pea-brained indian lodge faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Pale hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Pea-brained indian lodge faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: out-of-control hyperactive house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Citrine dilemma gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Vibrant bat-shit-crazy ceo

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Rebellious locus

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Racy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Citrine dilemma gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Unholy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: stimulating love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Cracking topaz home idiot

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Pungent glittery corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Floppy chartreuse jap generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Indecent codepig rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Impertinent new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Lascivious disturbing station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Thriller Adulterous Background Story Resort

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Laughsome Kitchen Prole

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Thriller Adulterous Background Story Resort

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2/en-en#49964828)