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| charismatic whorehouse | 10/09/12 |
| charismatic whorehouse | 10/09/12 |
| charismatic whorehouse | 10/10/12 |
| Sepia Filthpig | 10/10/12 |
| Trip reading party area | 10/10/12 |
| nubile marvelous parlor | 10/10/12 |
| Startling Disgusting Institution | 10/10/12 |
| Judgmental Kitchen | 10/10/12 |
| Startling Disgusting Institution | 10/10/12 |
| nofapping thriller generalized bond | 10/10/12 |
| appetizing cuckoldry parlour | 05/15/23 |
| Ass Problems | 08/31/26 |
| charismatic whorehouse | 10/10/12 |
| Infuriating Preventive Strike | 10/10/12 |
| drab mildly autistic office | 10/10/12 |
| talented at-the-ready gunner | 10/29/12 |
| Flirting Bearded Field | 05/14/23 |
| Histrionic psychic | 10/29/12 |
| amber swashbuckling corn cake | 10/29/12 |
| galvanic clear weed whacker state | 05/15/23 |
| Insane native | 05/15/23 |
| silver glittery menage | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: charismatic whorehouse http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: charismatic whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: charismatic whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Sepia Filthpig lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Trip reading party area What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: nubile marvelous parlor http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Startling Disgusting Institution dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Judgmental Kitchen Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Startling Disgusting Institution cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: nofapping thriller generalized bond "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: appetizing cuckoldry parlour It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: charismatic whorehouse Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Infuriating Preventive Strike tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: drab mildly autistic office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: talented at-the-ready gunner awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Flirting Bearded Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Histrionic psychic these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: amber swashbuckling corn cake Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: galvanic clear weed whacker state 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Insane native You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: silver glittery menage lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Curious purple sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Curious purple sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: buck-toothed hissy fit range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2/en-en#49639607) |