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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
tell me
opaque multi-colored pit
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Brilliant cruise ship really tough guy
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Shimmering Medicated Corner
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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Sable Slippery Sweet Tailpipe
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
irradiated macaca abode
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
nofapping potus community account
  08/14/13
lmao
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
irradiated macaca abode
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
floppy gay mental disorder
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Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Galvanic Lay
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
rofl
opaque multi-colored pit
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180
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took a few attempts but 180
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Odious Copper Casino
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Bespoke flushed locus
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
nofapping potus community account
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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  08/14/13
best of thread
big carnelian alpha
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Plum aromatic volcanic crater boistinker
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Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
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Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Bespoke flushed locus
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Pale piazza
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
nofapping potus community account
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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jet candlestick maker
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
vivacious scarlet codepig
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
chest-beating native bbw
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
chest-beating native bbw
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
big carnelian alpha
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(not bloodacre)
Internet-worthy Electric Sneaky Criminal
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
big carnelian alpha
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
big carnelian alpha
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
milky location
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Galvanic Lay
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Galvanic Lay
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
big carnelian alpha
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
cyan pea-brained step-uncle's house trust fund
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
chest-beating native bbw
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
milky location
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
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Sadistic famous landscape painting institution
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Sadistic famous landscape painting institution
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
whatever
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Amber Church
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
180
Rough-skinned dun fanboi
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Purple Mother Fat Ankles
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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  08/14/13
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provocative know-it-all indirect expression
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Rough-skinned dun fanboi
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Rough-skinned dun fanboi
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
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irate primrose sex offender
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Glassy razzmatazz lodge filthpig
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
mind-boggling sickened point multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
beta stage
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Rough-skinned dun fanboi
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Rough-skinned dun fanboi
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
chest-beating native bbw
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Rough-skinned dun fanboi
  08/14/13
165
Judgmental blood rage masturbator
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
lmao
Bespoke flushed locus
  08/14/13
...
bronze insanely creepy school patrolman
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
slap-happy twinkling uncleanness garrison
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Azure goyim hell
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
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provocative know-it-all indirect expression
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
Pics?
Indigo field mediation
  08/14/13
link?
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  08/17/13
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opaque multi-colored pit
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Sinister fiercely-loyal property
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
metal puppy wrinkle
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
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  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Charismatic stead
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Charismatic stead
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Charismatic stead
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
big carnelian alpha
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
dead glittery business firm jap
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Charismatic stead
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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  08/15/13
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
dead glittery business firm jap
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
fantasy-prone hilarious brunch international law enforcement agency
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
crawly trump supporter
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
chest-beating native bbw
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Fragrant nudist voyeur
  08/14/13
lol
Honey-headed Milk
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Fragrant nudist voyeur
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Honey-headed Milk
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Fragrant nudist voyeur
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
dead glittery business firm jap
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
startling university
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
milky location
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
coiffed french chef station
  08/14/13
180
swashbuckling impertinent idiot
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Honey-headed Milk
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Adventurous Shaky Theatre
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Honey-headed Milk
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  08/14/13
180
Charismatic stead
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fantasy-prone hilarious brunch international law enforcement agency
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arrogant dilemma death wish
  08/17/13
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insecure digit ratio
  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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Sepia bossy pistol
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
diverse state
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
Charismatic stead
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  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Frisky Boyish Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
jade liquid oxygen forum
  08/17/13
poignant
Pearl idea he suggested travel guidebook
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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  08/17/13
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exciting theater stage
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
insecure digit ratio
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
grizzly theater degenerate
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
crawly trump supporter
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Shimmering Medicated Corner
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
wonderful maniacal meetinghouse
  12/28/13
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drunken unhinged senate therapy
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Impressive bateful selfie
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Mustard crackhouse
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
dashing wine messiness
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Maroon geriatric sandwich
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Internet-worthy Electric Sneaky Criminal
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Adventurous Shaky Theatre
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black parlour background story
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black parlour background story
  12/23/15
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Maroon geriatric sandwich
  01/05/16
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black parlour background story
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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vigorous chrome stag film
  09/22/17
...
fishy mentally impaired goal in life
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Marvelous citrine jew
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Rose autistic kitchen jewess
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Marvelous citrine jew
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black parlour background story
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black parlour background story
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored pit

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Brilliant cruise ship really tough guy

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Shimmering Medicated Corner

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Maroon geriatric sandwich

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Clear reading party chad



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: mint 180 school cafeteria

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: excitant personal credit line



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: jet candlestick maker



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Mahogany deranged den dragon



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Odious Copper Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Plum aromatic volcanic crater boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Sepia bossy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lake concupiscible love of her life house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: irradiated macaca abode

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: nofapping potus community account

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored pit

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: black parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Plum aromatic volcanic crater boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: irradiated macaca abode

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: floppy gay mental disorder

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Galvanic Lay

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored pit

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: federal toilet seat

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: laughsome cuckold

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Honey-headed Milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Adventurous Shaky Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: excitant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Odious Copper Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Sepia bossy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: nofapping potus community account

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac gay wizard

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Plum aromatic volcanic crater boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Plum aromatic volcanic crater boistinker

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Pale piazza

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: nofapping potus community account

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: vivacious scarlet codepig

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Glassy razzmatazz lodge filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Flatulent Exhilarant Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Adventurous Shaky Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Maroon geriatric sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: jet candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: vivacious scarlet codepig

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: olive son of senegal range

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac gay wizard

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Electric Sneaky Criminal

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Learning disabled gaping old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac gay wizard

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Ebony doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: grizzly theater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: grizzly theater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: milky location

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting institution

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Galvanic Lay

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Galvanic Lay

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: at-the-ready pearly black woman hominid

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: cyan pea-brained step-uncle's house trust fund

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting institution

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: milky location

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: bronze insanely creepy school patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting institution

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting institution

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting institution

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting institution

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting institution

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Sadistic famous landscape painting institution

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Amber Church

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac gay wizard

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Glassy razzmatazz lodge filthpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Purple Mother Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac gay wizard

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: provocative know-it-all indirect expression

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: provocative know-it-all indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: irate primrose sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Glassy razzmatazz lodge filthpig

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling sickened point multi-billionaire

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: beta stage

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Rough-skinned dun fanboi

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Judgmental blood rage masturbator

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Bespoke flushed locus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: bronze insanely creepy school patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: slap-happy twinkling uncleanness garrison

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Azure goyim hell

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: provocative know-it-all indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Indigo field mediation

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: black parlour background story

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: opaque multi-colored pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Sinister fiercely-loyal property

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: metal puppy wrinkle

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: arrogant dilemma death wish

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Charismatic stead

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Charismatic stead

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Charismatic stead

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: big carnelian alpha

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: dead glittery business firm jap

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Charismatic stead

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious brunch international law enforcement agency

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Judgmental blood rage masturbator

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: excitant personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: dead glittery business firm jap

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious brunch international law enforcement agency

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: crawly trump supporter

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: chest-beating native bbw

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Fragrant nudist voyeur

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Honey-headed Milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Fragrant nudist voyeur

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Honey-headed Milk

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Fragrant nudist voyeur

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: dead glittery business firm jap

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: startling university

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: milky location

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: coiffed french chef station

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Honey-headed Milk

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Adventurous Shaky Theatre

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Honey-headed Milk

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: coral indian lodge ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Charismatic stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: fantasy-prone hilarious brunch international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: arrogant dilemma death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: insecure digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: awkward mewling hunting ground windowlicker

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Sepia bossy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: diverse state

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: exciting theater stage

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Spectacular effete base

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Charismatic stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: offensive coldplay fan sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: motley ticket booth

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: histrionic bright church building generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Frisky Boyish Pisswyrm

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: jade liquid oxygen forum

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Pearl idea he suggested travel guidebook

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: cerebral vermilion friendly grandma

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: exciting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: insecure digit ratio

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: grizzly theater degenerate

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: crawly trump supporter

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Shimmering Medicated Corner

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: wonderful maniacal meetinghouse

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: drunken unhinged senate therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Impressive bateful selfie

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Mustard crackhouse

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: dashing wine messiness

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Maroon geriatric sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Electric Sneaky Criminal

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: vigorous chrome stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Adventurous Shaky Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: black parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: black parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Maroon geriatric sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: black parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: shivering nursing home

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: vigorous chrome stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: fishy mentally impaired goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Marvelous citrine jew

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Rose autistic kitchen jewess

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Marvelous citrine jew

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: black parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: black parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Lemon nowag shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2/en-en#44198924)