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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
Brilliant kitchen
  03/07/19
they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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Aggressive sickened doctorate
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Cracking sexy ratface house
  03/07/19
he’s such a dunce
curious walnut national
  03/07/19
This is actuality extremely 180
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Bisexual dopamine
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
curious walnut national
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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Big-titted turdskin stead
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startled gaped incel
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territorial stimulating deer antler
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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maize hyperactive philosopher-king
  03/11/19
"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Pink locus
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maize hyperactive philosopher-king
  03/11/19
Like the Ramones
Translucent Cheese-eating Gas Station Marketing Idea
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Diverse giraffe
  03/07/19
Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
territorial stimulating deer antler
  03/07/19
“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
Wine histrionic roast beef
  03/07/19
Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by ...
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LJL.
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rachmiel autoadmit
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comical school
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Jared Zozo
exhilarant state regret
  03/08/19
great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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chest-beating stage yarmulke
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Abusive rambunctious senate
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exhilarant state regret
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Donald Trump
exhilarant state regret
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That's actually really alpha
Titillating Unholy Clown Shitlib
  03/07/19
lol 180
crawly center
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
Charismatic Associate
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
Frum Ticket Booth
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Tim D'Apple
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comical school
  03/07/19
This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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glittery home
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
Brilliant kitchen
  03/11/19
ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
flesh circlehead
  03/07/19
"Trump said a thing" the archetypical Obeezy thre...
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180
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
thriller iridescent spot
  03/07/19
Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
Zippy hateful generalized bond ceo
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the mlk quote is so faggot
comical school
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Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and ...
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startled gaped incel
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
Brilliant kitchen
  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
Wine histrionic roast beef
  03/11/19
Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clo...
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  03/11/19


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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Brilliant kitchen

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Scarlet chapel degenerate

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Brilliant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Aggressive sickened doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: 180 milky bawdyhouse

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Bistre pocket flask candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: territorial stimulating deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Ruddy Lascivious Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Cracking sexy ratface house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: curious walnut national

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Big-titted turdskin stead

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Abusive rambunctious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: dead church athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Bisexual dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: curious walnut national

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Abusive rambunctious senate

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Big-titted turdskin stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: startled gaped incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: territorial stimulating deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Useless Racy Boltzmann Meetinghouse

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: maize hyperactive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Locale

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Pink locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: maize hyperactive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Translucent Cheese-eating Gas Station Marketing Idea

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Diverse giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: territorial stimulating deer antler

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Wine histrionic roast beef

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: citrine vivacious trailer park gaping

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: lime rebellious stage haunted graveyard

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: flesh circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Useless Racy Boltzmann Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Translucent Cheese-eating Gas Station Marketing Idea

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: comical school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: exhilarant state regret

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: canary greedy keepsake machete windowlicker

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: chest-beating stage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Abusive rambunctious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Frozen Bossy Striped Hyena

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Marvelous Indigo Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: exhilarant state regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: exhilarant state regret

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Titillating Unholy Clown Shitlib

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: crawly center

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Charismatic Associate

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Frum Ticket Booth

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Balding round eye hairy legs

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: comical school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: maniacal shrine ladyboy

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: jet hospital rigor

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Useless Racy Boltzmann Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: startled gaped incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: territorial stimulating deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Brilliant kitchen

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: flesh circlehead

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Cerebral puce boistinker

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Sinister tantric indirect expression site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: thriller iridescent spot

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Zippy hateful generalized bond ceo

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: comical school

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: Arousing cobalt brunch gunner

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: startled gaped incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Charismatic Associate

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Translucent Cheese-eating Gas Station Marketing Idea

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: razzle stubborn library mood

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: Zombie-like cream nursing home background story

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Brilliant kitchen

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Wine histrionic roast beef

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: salmon volcanic crater

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2/en-en#37915994)