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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Frisky nubile center
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
Buff kitchen
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Frisky nubile center
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
coiffed stead hissy fit
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
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Rough-skinned wrinkle
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He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
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The minds are not matched
fragrant garrison
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
insanely creepy buck-toothed ticket booth goyim
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Slimy passionate idea he suggested toaster
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Frisky nubile center
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
insanely creepy buck-toothed ticket booth goyim
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Frisky nubile center
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
insanely creepy buck-toothed ticket booth goyim
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
poppy marvelous mad-dog skullcap field
  04/06/22
WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
180 fluffy travel guidebook rehab
  04/05/22
Height?
Honey-headed big den
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
dull doobsian prole
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shots fired
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  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Frisky nubile center
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
ruddy gay wizard
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Frisky nubile center
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
cerise scourge upon the earth nursing home
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Bateful well-lubricated business firm potus
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
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  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
coiffed stead hissy fit
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Opaque Fortuitous Meteor
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
crystalline spot gaming laptop
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Open Ass Smell
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Open Ass Smell
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Buff kitchen

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: coiffed stead hissy fit

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Crawly Effete Area

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284232)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: coiffed stead hissy fit

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Vivacious parlor lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284529)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Floppy Brindle Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285070)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: diverse cobalt theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44288546)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#50114590)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: fragrant garrison

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy buck-toothed ticket booth goyim

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Slimy passionate idea he suggested toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284216)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy buck-toothed ticket booth goyim

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: insanely creepy buck-toothed ticket booth goyim

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: poppy marvelous mad-dog skullcap field

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: 180 fluffy travel guidebook rehab

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed big den

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Gay hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Walnut church building dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: dull doobsian prole

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: ivory razzle location

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: ruddy gay wizard

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: crystalline spot gaming laptop

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: cerise scourge upon the earth nursing home

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Bateful well-lubricated business firm potus

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Scarlet racy cuckold

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: coiffed stead hissy fit

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Opaque Fortuitous Meteor

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: crystalline spot gaming laptop

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: lake range

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: coiffed stead hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: wonderful copper stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: crusty charcoal love of her life menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44288966)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Laughsome heaven

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Frisky nubile center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Open Ass Smell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#50114471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Open Ass Smell

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2/en-en#50114491)