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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
galvanic halford
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
180 theatre blood rage
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
180 theatre blood rage
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
180 theatre blood rage
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
180 theatre blood rage
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
180 theatre blood rage
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
180 theatre blood rage
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
180 theatre blood rage
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
180 theatre blood rage
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
180 theatre blood rage
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
galvanic halford
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
galvanic halford
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Sadistic up-to-no-good gaping point
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
galvanic halford
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
histrionic house
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Coiffed Athletic Conference
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So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
idiotic elastic band address
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I thought this was America
Coiffed Athletic Conference
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
galvanic halford
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Claret Racy Temple Pisswyrm
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
rebellious painfully honest center
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
galvanic halford
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
histrionic house
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
rambunctious forum
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
galvanic halford
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
rebellious painfully honest center
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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galvanic halford
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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galvanic halford
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
galvanic halford
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
galvanic halford
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lol
Sadistic up-to-no-good gaping point
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Irate gaped wagecucks
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
galvanic halford
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
galvanic halford
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
galvanic halford
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
galvanic halford
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
galvanic halford
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
histrionic house
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
idiotic elastic band address
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: galvanic halford

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#50050522)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: 180 theatre blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: galvanic halford

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Sadistic up-to-no-good gaping point

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: idiotic elastic band address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: glassy angry hall

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Coiffed Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Carmine aphrodisiac station gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: rebellious painfully honest center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: razzle bearded faggotry masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: histrionic house

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: chrome box office gay wizard

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Coiffed Athletic Conference

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: mauve concupiscible water buffalo pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Coiffed Athletic Conference

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: idiotic elastic band address

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Coiffed Athletic Conference

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Vivacious heaven fanboi

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic halford

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Nofapping boyish friendly grandma stead

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Claret Racy Temple Pisswyrm

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: rebellious painfully honest center

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: histrionic house

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: rambunctious forum

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: galvanic halford

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: rebellious painfully honest center

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: chrome box office gay wizard

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Sadistic up-to-no-good gaping point

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: galvanic halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Irate gaped wagecucks

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Lascivious area tank

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: idiotic elastic band address

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: mustard awkward brunch cuck

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ultramarine psychic spot

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: duck-like fragrant locale

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted ultramarine psychic spot

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: duck-like fragrant locale

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Tripping mischievous space

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted ultramarine psychic spot

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: drunken philosopher-king

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: galvanic halford

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Sadistic up-to-no-good gaping point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Irate gaped wagecucks

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: frisky french chef public bath

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: frisky french chef public bath

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: galvanic halford

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: frisky french chef public bath

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Hyperactive frum haunted graveyard market

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: galvanic halford

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: galvanic halford

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: galvanic halford

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Milky vigorous faggot firefighter set

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: galvanic halford

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: frisky french chef public bath

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Burgundy violent ticket booth

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Costumed Saffron Property

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Lime Vibrant Menage Main People

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: galvanic halford

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: histrionic house

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: idiotic elastic band address

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle nursing home

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2/en-en#49899877)