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I got a lymphatic drainage massage and my diseased toenail fell off
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater true story, it was 180. I got a fungus infection on my toenail in college and it was never the same after that; it was thick and gross and yellow. it started to get loose early this year, and I got a lymphatic drainage massage in March and it fell off an hour later. it's half grown back now. soon I can have sexy feet, I think. not really sure what that entails actually, maybe there's some other issue that I never noticed because of the rotten toenail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995239) |
Date: July 12th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: grizzly stage twinkling uncleanness Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995244) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:50 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater hot, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995268) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: razzle alcoholic trailer park Is your penis still attached? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995251) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:47 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater I have a clitdick, not a "penis" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995254) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:51 PM Author: grizzly stage twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995271) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater bumping this much better content than nyuug spam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995390) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: canary brunch heights of everyone involved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995431) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater I'm 5'5 and the masseuse was my height. my income is currently $0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995442) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: razzle alcoholic trailer park Explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995444) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:07 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater female, Between Jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995446) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:08 PM Author: razzle alcoholic trailer park Husband's income? Cans/panties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995448) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:11 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater bf's income: higher than $0 but definitely less than half of mine when I was employed, not sure exactly
big T&A but currently (temporarily) chubby. but when I'm not chubby I still have substantial T&A. I am a textbook hourglass. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:28 PM Author: razzle alcoholic trailer park If flame, I call flame.
If not, I can host. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater you mean me and my bf right? you in the corner? let's gooo
we're wgwag btw not flame |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:29 AM Author: lake sanctuary weed whacker Can you break up with him for like a month so we can have a tryst. I don't necessarily need you long term but I desperately want you right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995752) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater 1am poasts tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49996215) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: lake sanctuary weed whacker At the risk of sounding like a yuge fag, nothing beats our indomitable psycho-sexual connection imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49996243) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:27 AM Author: lake sanctuary weed whacker Really? You're 5'5"? I unironically thought you were shorter. I thought you were like 5'3" lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995750) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater lol maybe because you always see how much shorter I get when I take off my shoes/boots? I'm just under 5'5 but I'm like 5'8 in most of the shoes I wear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49996213) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: lake sanctuary weed whacker 😮 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49996235) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:16 AM Author: Vigorous casino codepig This isn’t Johnsmeyer, jfc you’re dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49996306) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Adventurous hell coincidence or do you think there's some connection?
i wonder if you could monetize with a subset of footmos also into disease and disfigurement?
toenails are 120. i nailed my big toe with a ball and jacked it up. it won't grow out because it just continues to work back towards the cuticle. oh well. i'll never be a foot model now. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 10:59 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater so, I left out part of the story. both of my big toenails were fucky, and right after I lost the first one and before I lost my health insurance, I went to a podiatrist to get the second removed. I told him about the massage and he said that's almost certainly what did it. he said that he had a different patient that he'd been trying to convince to get a lymphatic drainage massage and that he'd tell him my story as inspiration.
too late to monetize because they're beautiful now! but not too late for you!
but also could be worth consulting with a doctor to get the fucked up one dug out if he thinks it might grow in normal. I have medium pain tolerance afaict and it wasn't bad at all. the injections hurt a bit and then there were two times when he started DIGGING and I was like "MOAR anesthetic please." and it was enough of a Legit Procedure to have an excuse to take the day off work and just rest and keep it elevated. would do again. |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:05 PM Author: Salmon fluffy spot how can you live ur life like this and not try to get a specialist or some shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995530) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:06 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater they were just yellow man it wasn't affecting my life. I just wore polish if I was wearing shoes that showed my toes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995534) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:59 PM Author: Salmon fluffy spot ur feet are one of the most important parts of your body surely it hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995650) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:13 AM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater causality is backwards imo. I'm very much a "beauty is pain" person when it comes to my feet... I always squeeze em in heels and platforms. doing that consistently caused trauma such that the nails never healed even when the fungus was long gone (which took like two weeks of meds). but the fucked up nails didn't make them hurt more or anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995662) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: Salmon fluffy spot just realized this is a bird brain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995670) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:17 AM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater either way, the weird nails wouldn't hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995671) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: exciting buff turdskin Lymph generally doesnt move but since you had it pumped around and moved it may have been all you need to remove your old injury. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995517) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater exactly, it was on its way out. I also have poor circulation to my extremities in general (low BP) so the massage was a bigger boost than it might have been for some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995522) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:17 PM Author: exciting buff turdskin Nice. My wife is a therapist and clients may get really amazing results from lymph drainage. Literally walking out without their complaints and problems. Another one is cranial sacral. There are others too... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995561) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:18 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater cranial sacral massage sounds soooo nice omg
I'm a pretty low-stress person in general but my body carries tension for sure |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: Adventurous hell https://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754533&mc=7&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995621) |
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Date: July 12th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995641) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 1:00 AM Author: exciting buff turdskin Yeah it's pretty nuts. I'd definitely try it even if you aren't a stressed out bro. It leaves you in quite a relaxed and what I imagine is a zen state. I'm not really hoodoo guru but it feels like I'd imagine zen feels like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49995724) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater when I get a job I'm gonna reward myself with one. or if I can find a cheap Groupon. it's relaxing even just watching YouTube videos of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49996228) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:02 AM Author: pearly aromatic step-uncle's house He would have eaten the toenail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49996269) |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 11:06 AM Author: tan vibrant death wish STFU Doobs
Seriously though, this schtick has legs, let it walk |
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Date: July 13th, 2026 4:57 PM Author: hilarious beady-eyed theater cr, legs and sexy feet (when the nails finish growing back) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5882153&forum_id=2/en-en#49997203) |