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dad, is that you? yes, my son. dr. peterson here.
| Cosmologist | 07/06/26 |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:24 PM Author: Cosmologist dad? i thought you....
"i did, son. I am here. I am in the intolerably banal prison the abrahamic religions call heaven."
but d-dad, i thought the Christ was your highest value, according to the dopaminergic hierarchy of the ancient neurological structures...
"son, you must understand, in heaven there are no lobsters, no hierarchies, no benzos, no mold rxns... there is only i and Him, the christ, and there is my own father, and the spirit which I will send you..."
d-d-d-ad, im scared. how can you be there and here with me at the same time?
"son, ask nothing more. go, apply to the ThM. Your world needs you. Shoulder the burden. Sheath your sword. You will need it soon."
*Peterson fades from view*
NO! Dad no! |