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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM Author: mentally impaired den After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.
https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease superior anglo culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899141) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder
Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Pumonymous
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899153) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over. whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.
without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot
Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Pumonymous
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?
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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49929205) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world. Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease Denise Frazier
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM Author: mischievous trailer park mad cow disease yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#50048514) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM Author: Good Superior gooK culture DURR DURR
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM Author: mentally impaired den In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894888) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: 180 home "Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: mentally impaired den Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894341) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM Author: bateful rigpig house His moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894372) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: laughsome dull institution chad “She then left him and took the dog with her” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894384) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: odious filthy kitty cat degenerate Really puts the B in LGBTQ+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894386) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM Author: odious filthy kitty cat degenerate But she was old enough in dog years! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894390) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM Author: Heady jade yarmulke native So a dog licking your cock is illegal now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894392) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM Author: odious filthy kitty cat degenerate I thought this was America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894400) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM Author: shivering station trust fund it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM Author: mentally impaired den (Guy who thinks about these things) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894737) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Arousing faggotry theater stage Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894764) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Wonderful jet business firm man's BEST friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895248) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: metal free-loading selfie step-uncle's house SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM Author: mentally impaired den Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: Obsidian school cafeteria all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM Author: gay hominid shitlib what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894918) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: mentally impaired den It’s in the second best neighborhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894951) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM Author: metal free-loading selfie step-uncle's house why does every room look so fucking tiny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894961) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM Author: laughsome dull institution chad Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894967) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM Author: 180 home Disco Fries, do NOT click the link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894981) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM Author: mentally impaired den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895055) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: Chrome National Security Agency Faggot Firefighter Yeah, and he had a really big house, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896118) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: mentally impaired den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896763) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM Author: mentally impaired den Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896765) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: impertinent haunted graveyard pocket flask jfc no taste. what's even the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896807) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Heady jade yarmulke native That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899251) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM Author: Fighting clown mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894900) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM Author: Outnumbered comical legal warrant There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894936) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Stirring alpha Where was he allowed to marry his dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895068) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM Author: Outnumbered comical legal warrant Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895725) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM Author: Stirring alpha Amazing 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895736) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM Author: puce sanctuary dopamine This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895073) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM Author: Outnumbered comical legal warrant Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.
Wikipedia opines, in part:
In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.
In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]
In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]
A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]
In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]
The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]
Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]
Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]
In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]
In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26] See also
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM Author: Excitant Temple One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894939) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM Author: mentally impaired den But wouldn’t have guessed man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894955) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM Author: 180 home lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894985) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Chrome National Security Agency Faggot Firefighter Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896120) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM Author: effete aphrodisiac telephone stage wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895002) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM Author: mentally impaired den Apparently he was banging hookers too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895066) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM Author: effete aphrodisiac telephone stage fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895275) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM Author: mentally impaired den Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895899) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM Author: effete aphrodisiac telephone stage i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896172) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Black Slippery Menage Philosopher-king Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895070) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM Author: mentally impaired den https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896073) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: mentally impaired den Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898723) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: mentally impaired den LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898727) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM Author: cracking greedy pozpig what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#50077499) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM Author: mentally impaired den His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898732) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: Motley Abnormal Puppy That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body). Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: mentally impaired den They have a pretty sick IG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899183) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: effete aphrodisiac telephone stage if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898996) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Startling hell party of the first part Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899008) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Mahogany aggressive stage fat ankles Killself seems appropriate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904576) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: High-end meetinghouse The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49945378) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM Author: mentally impaired den Shipley was asking for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899136) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Obsidian school cafeteria AI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899187) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Heady jade yarmulke native "Could've been a Korean boy..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899254) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: boyish frisky forum The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899877) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM Author: cracking greedy pozpig what's the actual crime he's accused of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#50077502) |
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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: rusted lascivious filthpig He screwed the pooch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#50062678) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: mentally impaired den Took three months, but thank you for your contribution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#50068063) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Outnumbered comical legal warrant Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#50068089) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Flushed macaca beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#50068093) |