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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: crawly odious generalized bond

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: carnelian electric sweet tailpipe resort

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Cyan comical market

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: grizzly cruel-hearted codepig dog poop

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Amber big cruise ship

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Amber big cruise ship

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Vibrant chocolate heaven filthpig

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Boyish Base Gay Wizard

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: trip onyx state

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: vigorous abode

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Boyish Base Gay Wizard

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle henna telephone

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling plaza

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Clear legal warrant philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: violent misunderstood stain

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: violent misunderstood stain

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: violent misunderstood stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: violent misunderstood stain

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Ocher titillating mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Amber big cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed racy dingle berry gunner

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed racy dingle berry gunner

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Honey-headed racy dingle berry gunner

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Harsh Disturbing Gaping

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: obsidian impressive corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49911902)