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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: motley red rigor

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: peach glittery location wrinkle



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Nudist crackhouse main people

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: fighting mad cow disease property

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: alcoholic goal in life chapel

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: shaky big step-uncle's house



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: alcoholic goal in life chapel



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Purple indirect expression



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: milky passionate goyim

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: milky passionate goyim

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Henna Cerebral Community Account Sanctuary



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: dashing trailer park



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Diverse Turquoise Bawdyhouse Lettuce

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Pearly Vivacious People Who Are Hurt State

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Abnormal Wonderful Striped Hyena

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful Thriller Ticket Booth Hominid

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Pearly Vivacious People Who Are Hurt State

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Arrogant gay wizard rehab

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: peach glittery location wrinkle



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: maize site mental disorder

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Arrogant gay wizard rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Arrogant gay wizard rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: awkward bat-shit-crazy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: racy insane area quadroon

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: racy insane area quadroon

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: racy insane area quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: racy insane area quadroon

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring rose orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: milky passionate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Fragrant metal theater stage

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Fragrant metal theater stage

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Fragrant metal theater stage

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: hairraiser weed whacker point

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2:#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready generalized bond



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



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