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cowgod what is my clique again? Scumgineer?

Tall full head of hair. Nerdy but broke. Kind of a loser but...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
Any longterm Internet forum poster is at least half loser cl...
Consuela
  08/08/26
No objections but what's the other half?
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
could be whatever. EPAH is probably half jock. TSINAH is h...
Consuela
  08/08/26
Looks like I'm a Loser
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
Welcome to the club
Consuela
  08/08/26
It's a Reprieve
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
...
The Penis
  08/08/26
...
Situational Awareness Bear
  08/08/26
don't recognize your moniker. follow the Flowchart.
cowgod
  08/08/26
He's a wordcel
The Penis
  08/08/26
Absolutely devastating
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
Rink??
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
https://web.archive.org/web/20190311111810im_/http://cliquet...
cowgod
  08/08/26
Yeah I'm definitely a Loser unless I inherit a ton of money ...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
I think you are either a high Loser or a prep. Not sure whic...
The Penis
  08/08/26
Yes to land. Not sure what I was in hs. Genre defying. I ...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
Sounding Losery af so far
cowgod
  08/08/26
Yeah I already have heard most of that. Still can't decide i...
The Penis
  08/08/26
This stuff is not that hard. If he aced OCI and had a high ...
cowgod
  08/08/26
Yeah good point. Very good points. Also sounds way too close...
The Penis
  08/08/26
Losers get massacred w/r/t GPA. Mine was like 2.5. Like I di...
cowgod
  08/08/26
I remember one college course where I had an A on every test...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
I rememeber I would make some slight error in sig figs or pu...
The Penis
  08/08/26
I had great phenotype but they would still dock me for petty...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
Well I was Tall and non-ugly but that’s not ultimately...
The Penis
  08/08/26
What hope if any do we have? I've got the diagnosis, what's ...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
Once you accept your Clique, the best you can do is Stay in ...
Situational Awareness Bear
  08/08/26
What's an example of a Loser woman? What are signs of a scum...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
In hs there was some Losery kid that was failing chemistry f...
cowgod
  08/08/26
He failed solely due to clique?
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
My test scores were always a lot higher than my GPA. I lost ...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
...
cowgod
  08/08/26
He strikes me a Loser with some eccentricities and delusions...
Situational Awareness Bear
  08/08/26
If you have to type that many Words the answer is Loser. Alw...
product mommy
  08/08/26
What are you? Guessing Nerd or Jock. Probably Nerd.
The Penis
  08/08/26
Once scumnerd now nerdloser imho
product mommy
  08/08/26
Not tall or sufficiently charismatic for scum, not clever or...
TurboGrafx-67
  08/08/26
I'm definitely Tall and charismatic. What else makes a Scumb...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
I'm calling a party foul. Tbtp reported you are a short Asia...
TurboGrafx-67
  08/08/26
Believe it or not I'm a Tall white Chad. Her current bf is a...
spiritual aliens
  08/08/26
Alright man. I want to believe you. To be scum you just need...
TurboGrafx-67
  08/08/26


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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

Tall full head of hair. Nerdy but broke. Kind of a loser but very charismatic. Did you say I was like Clinton once?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053537)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Consuela

Any longterm Internet forum poster is at least half loser clique. This is a hard rule with no exceptions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053550)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

No objections but what's the other half?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053609)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Consuela

could be whatever. EPAH is probably half jock. TSINAH is half nerd or scumbag (he's a strange case). exeunt is definitely half nerd. etc

i don't know who you are, HATP? if so maybe half scumbag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053643)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

Looks like I'm a Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053804)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Consuela

Welcome to the club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053864)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

It's a Reprieve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053870)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053873)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053814)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: cowgod

don't recognize your moniker. follow the Flowchart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053552)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: The Penis

He's a wordcel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053554)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053572)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

Rink??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053606)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: cowgod

https://web.archive.org/web/20190311111810im_/http://cliquetheory.com/CTOutline_files/image004.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053644)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

Yeah I'm definitely a Loser unless I inherit a ton of money eventually then I could probably be a Prep one day. I'm probably going to make it to Prep on a long enough time span. My phenotype is pretty good and I will get Land eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053825)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: The Penis

I think you are either a high Loser or a prep. Not sure which. What was your clique in hs? Are you inheriting any Land?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053556)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

Yes to land.

Not sure what I was in hs. Genre defying. I had 1 friend in every clique but belonged to No Group. They called me the antisocial social butterfly. Beloved by many, reciprocated to none. All my best friends and gfs went to other high schools because I didn't get on much with my hometown. Hometown was a wealthy elite lib enclave full of hideous JAPs and fingerwagging blue hairs. Whole town fetishized gay men. I slummed it with blue collars and nons from shittier towns. I should have been a dirtbag but parents had too much money. I was Too Poor to vacation with RSF type heirs (hence the obvious resentment) but my house was too big to be relatable to the Middle Class. I have long identified with Don Quixote who in the story was a Hidalgo, basically a poor nobleman. Inheritor of Land but not so much land that it could generate enough money to live large. Think turbo UMC but never UHNW. This is because my Dad hated being a Partner so he rejected equity and was like just pay me in cash I don't really care. I think on some level he never wanted to be insanely rich. Weird mental hangup about massive wealth.

Doubt I fit into any of cg's Cliques.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053586)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: cowgod

Sounding Losery af so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053645)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah I already have heard most of that. Still can't decide if thats a high Loser or a Prep though. IIRC in classical clique theory if you inherit Land you are a Prep. Plus you are from a UMC area. Maybe a Prep? But sounds like there are some Loser features in there too given you are a self-defined wordcel and also are talking like you were an underdog misfit. Need cowgod to weigh in on this.

I have a similar background btw, and identify as a Loser. I hung out with a mix of Preps and Losers (no nerds) in hs with maybe a few scumbags mixed in here and there. Most of them were either UMC or UC Liberals though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053652)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: cowgod

This stuff is not that hard. If he aced OCI and had a high as fuck GPA relative to SAT or LSAT and didn't wear a retarded black suit to OCI or anything and wore Abercrombie in 2001 I'd be willing to hear him out if he insists he was a Prep. but if you really have to ask and if is literally saying he was cool with everyone but not in a Clique, that is a classic, CLASSIC Loser archetype.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053656)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah good point. Very good points. Also sounds way too close to myself to not be a Loser and I know for sure I am one.

Didn’t realize preps got a high as fuck gpa relative to gre/lsats. Maybe they get better grades automatically due to phenotype? I got a high as fuck gre and lsat relative to gpa but it was all downstream of loserdom (too lazy to go to class so got auto points off, handed stuff in late etc.). Isnt high tests scores more nerd-coded and atypical of Losers? Thought Losers got average test scores but were inexplicably good at writing speaking and learning foreign languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053667)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: cowgod

Losers get massacred w/r/t GPA. Mine was like 2.5. Like I did all the work and wasn't even mentally ill and it was just liberal arts. but if you get like 2 Questions wrong out of 10 you're fucked, that's 8/10 which is like a 2.6666 GPA equivalent. Maybe at HYS they let you do Extra Credit or something idk. Same BS in Law School. I guess since I'm Old that there were vestigial Gen X GPA practices still in place at my law school. Gen X GPAs were deflated in order to impoverish them.

a lot of times with GPA people try to talk their way out of it by claiming an Upward Trend. The Upward Trend is a subtle phenotype signal. smaller classes in upper level classes means more phenotype visibility. I had a Downward Trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053749)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

I remember one college course where I had an A on every test and assignment and I forgot to turn in one small essay at the end of the semester and it dropped my grade from an A to a D. It seemed like all the professors cared about was procedure and deadlines and they didn't give a rats ass if you knew anything or not. It was impossible to find the motivation to knock out the infinite minutae of busiwork just to impress some mid-level faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053815)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: The Penis

I rememeber I would make some slight error in sig figs or put the decimal off by one or put the answer right in my work and write the wrong thing for my final answer slightly and they’d mark the entire thing wrong and dock like 30 points and I just knew it was due to my ignominious loserdom. Like if that were a hot chick they’d overlook it and mark it correct or it if I were a Prep they’d take off 2 points (nerds didn’t make those mistakes).

In Liberal Arts as a Loser of course u always got As on every paper but they’d dock me for phenotype using the “class participation” part of the grading rubric which is a way of reinforcing phenotype

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053838)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

I had great phenotype but they would still dock me for petty things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053850)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: The Penis

Well I was Tall and non-ugly but that’s not ultimately what counts. Clique is global phenotype. A Tall Loser is still a Loser. This is why Losers cannot Ascend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053862)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

What hope if any do we have? I've got the diagnosis, what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053871)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear

Once you accept your Clique, the best you can do is Stay in Your Lane.

Don’t try to date a Scumbagguette for example. She’ll eat you alive. Find the best Loser Woman you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053927)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

What's an example of a Loser woman? What are signs of a scumbagette?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053954)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: cowgod

In hs there was some Losery kid that was failing chemistry for No Reason. I looked at one of his Lab Reports once and it was written exquisitely as fuck and he had full mastery of the material. It was phenomenal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053940)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

He failed solely due to clique?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053952)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

My test scores were always a lot higher than my GPA. I lost interest in School pretty early on. I am willing to embrace being a Loser if that is the final decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053803)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053824)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear

He strikes me a Loser with some eccentricities and delusions of grandeur, like Macunaima or Sandawg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053929)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: product mommy (🧐)

If you have to type that many Words the answer is Loser. Always.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053902)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: The Penis

What are you? Guessing Nerd or Jock. Probably Nerd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053905)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: product mommy (🧐)

Once scumnerd now nerdloser imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053941)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

Not tall or sufficiently charismatic for scum, not clever or seriously curious to be 'gineering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053875)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

I'm definitely Tall and charismatic. What else makes a Scumbag?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053918)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

I'm calling a party foul. Tbtp reported you are a short Asian at an irl meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053925)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: spiritual aliens (Prestige Feuds)

Believe it or not I'm a Tall white Chad. Her current bf is a short Azn dude. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053951)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

Alright man. I want to believe you. To be scum you just need to respect women and authority less. It's not that complicated and a true scum wouldn't need to ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890729&forum_id=2:#50053955)