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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Orange Home
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
k
Orange Home
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
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ruby stage
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
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  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Fuchsia racy feces
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Fuchsia racy feces
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
  08/18/13
180
Fuchsia racy feces
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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180 will do.
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Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Orange Home

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Orange Home

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Green insanely creepy business firm

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Rusted Plaza Gaming Laptop

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Big charcoal resort



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy crawly whorehouse



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: motley multi-billionaire

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Rusted Plaza Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: charismatic purple sanctuary gunner



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Brethren



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Indigo Persian Public Bath

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: ruby stage

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: copper contagious house

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Fuchsia racy feces

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia racy feces

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia racy feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Sexy Drab Heaven Wrinkle

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Coiffed lake windowlicker patrolman



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Galvanic Piazza Skinny Woman



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Big charcoal resort

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: sickened bearded international law enforcement agency theater



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone corner dysfunction

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Mildly autistic garrison

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia racy feces

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: dun fiercely-loyal temple



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: ruddy area rigor



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Rusted Plaza Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: lascivious rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Sepia Double Fault

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: godawful set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: stubborn brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser coral dingle berry trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating bonkers kitchen cumskin

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Pearly indirect expression theatre

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Effete Den

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Effete Den

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: turquoise ungodly selfie point

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Pearly indirect expression theatre

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Orange Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Marvelous Step-uncle's House Filthpig

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: godawful set

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia racy feces

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone corner dysfunction

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Rusted Plaza Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: silver police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: silver police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Rusted Plaza Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser coral dingle berry trailer park

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: ruby stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: charismatic purple sanctuary gunner



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed legend

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: histrionic shitlib forum

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: histrionic shitlib forum

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: 180 Address Preventive Strike

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Insane son of senegal parlor

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: copper contagious house

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: copper contagious house

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Odious theater stage antidepressant drug

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Odious theater stage antidepressant drug

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Slate razzle-dazzle factory reset button abode

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: puce multi-colored dilemma black woman



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: glittery center fortuitous meteor

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: kink-friendly senate

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Laughsome stead tattoo



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: spectacular base cuck



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: arrogant adventurous university psychic

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Jade Sadistic Weed Whacker

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Dull Concupiscible Bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Maroon orchestra pit kitty

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Big charcoal resort



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Laughsome stead tattoo



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone corner dysfunction

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sinister tanning salon queen of the night



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: puce multi-colored dilemma black woman



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#50002879)