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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Balding nudist wrinkle pistol
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
adventurous shitlib genital piercing
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Balding nudist wrinkle pistol
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
adventurous shitlib genital piercing
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
adventurous shitlib genital piercing
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Balding nudist wrinkle pistol
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
adventurous shitlib genital piercing
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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No. My dad did once.
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed frozen hell reading party

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: buck-toothed frozen hell reading party

k

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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: walnut infuriating school alpha

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: French Pearl Theater Pervert

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitchen

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: French Pearl Theater Pervert



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: poppy bateful new version menage



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Stirring iridescent whorehouse brethren



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Overrated institution messiness

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Lilac garrison potus

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: twisted arrogant crackhouse turdskin

what is a butt plug

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring library

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring library

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring library

180

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

EXPLAIN

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: adventurous shitlib genital piercing

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Beta ticket booth



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: coral skinny woman

crying laughing at this

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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling selfie



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling zippy locus

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Hot Splenetic Water Buffalo

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring library

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: wonderful clear parlour foreskin



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: French Pearl Theater Pervert



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Heady theatre crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Red Startling Gas Station

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Orange comical background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: 180 heaven legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Insecure maize native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine judgmental principal's office

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: maroon racy forum stock car

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: soggy greedy office hissy fit

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: soggy greedy office hissy fit

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: cyan affirmative action house

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: maroon racy forum stock car

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: buck-toothed frozen hell reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Translucent Excitant Range Multi-billionaire

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Orange comical background story

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring library

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling zippy locus

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: French Pearl Theater Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: abnormal stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: abnormal stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: French Pearl Theater Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Insecure maize native

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Lilac garrison potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: poppy bateful new version menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: diverse very tactful area nibblets

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: cerebral tattoo

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: cerebral tattoo

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: dull aromatic tanning salon coffee pot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Awkward motley address

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: twisted arrogant crackhouse turdskin

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: twisted arrogant crackhouse turdskin

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: deep pit main people

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: deep pit main people

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse trust fund

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: bull headed brunch dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: ruby shaky rehab

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: bright boiling water

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Titillating stain mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Flickering Khaki Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Histrionic pearly box office cuck

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: fantasy-prone shivering university

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: twinkling big-titted market

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: gay chad

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: coral skinny woman



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Titillating stain mad cow disease



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone resort weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling zippy locus

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Balding nudist wrinkle pistol



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: bull headed brunch dopamine



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#50002879)