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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.
Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me). |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM Author: plum office Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867221) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867231) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM Author: plum office Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867289) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."
I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone. |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: plum office Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867380) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She took:
-three butt plugs
-bondage tape
-nipple clamps
-ball gag
She left:
-rope
-two vibrators
-blindfold
Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration. |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: plum office What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867454) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate 6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867458) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM Author: plum office Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867520) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867537) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM Author: Racy abusive codepig i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867536) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867542) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Racy abusive codepig k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867545) |
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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM Author: drab appetizing meetinghouse but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#42929291) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM Author: Copper adventurous trump supporter seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23869434) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM Author: Federal Dun Queen Of The Night Death Wish (millenial problems) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867194) |
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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM Author: Copper adventurous trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23869437) |
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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM Author: Floppy university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078339) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM Author: Excitant Sandwich Holy shit not flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867198) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867211) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM Author: mint becky 180000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867237) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She left the vibrators, which is bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867246) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: duck-like cheese-eating toilet seat location what is a butt plug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867299) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: light autistic faggotry Ask her how she knew what they were. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867309) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867317) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: light autistic faggotry DESCRIBE how you confronted her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867386) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867430) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: light autistic faggotry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867448) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: plum office What did she say back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867449) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867470) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM Author: plum office Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867527) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate No. My dad did once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867544) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM Author: plum office EXPLAIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867640) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867718) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: plum office Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867767) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: light autistic faggotry Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867420) |
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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She’s watching the grandkids now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#36716006) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate Fuck you, not flame bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#23867723) |
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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM Author: Irradiated mustard private investor ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection? describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo) |
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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate She was pet sitting. Bigloler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078247) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM Author: light autistic faggotry UPDATE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#24284373) |
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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate We got new butt plugs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#26078236) |
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM Author: Ungodly dilemma hominid WHAT THE FUCK
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM Author: domesticated personal credit line any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608172) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608175) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM Author: domesticated personal credit line ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608189) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608198) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM Author: domesticated personal credit line i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608252) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.
Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.
Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men. |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM Author: domesticated personal credit line ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608269) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM Author: domesticated personal credit line not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608376) |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2:#28608361) |
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congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot |
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Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass. |
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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Associate You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.
We do same room only. More my rule than hers. |
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condoms? |
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