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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Thriller Cruise Ship Roast Beef
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Thriller Cruise Ship Roast Beef
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Thriller Cruise Ship Roast Beef
  10/03/12
dat racis
judgmental turdskin
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
metal hall
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Turquoise Chest-beating Stag Film Weed Whacker
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Up-to-no-good circlehead people who are hurt
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
amethyst trailer park trust fund
  10/11/12
180
bisexual silver school cafeteria therapy
  10/22/12
jesus....
pea-brained federal pozpig potus
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
avocado know-it-all theater
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
avocado know-it-all theater
  12/22/15
still glad
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  05/30/16
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Abnormal Keepsake Machete Faggotry
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/03/12
prescient
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  10/30/12
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Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  07/08/13
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racy lay
  10/20/14
lol
chocolate painfully honest forum
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
jet-lagged tanning salon
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Sadistic Pervert Sex Offender
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
Impressive house
  10/31/12
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peach razzle box office tattoo
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carmine glittery business firm twinkling uncleanness
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Disrespectful Wonderful Institution
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
vengeful quadroon
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Orchid twisted sound barrier
  12/09/12
haha ty
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  12/27/12
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Milky chad
  05/25/23
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Milky chad
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
unhinged maize library black woman
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Sadistic Pervert Sex Offender
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
massive diverse idiot
  10/04/12
170
Idiotic swashbuckling personal credit line
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Purple sandwich
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
adventurous indian lodge juggernaut
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/11/12
180
Purple sandwich
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
stirring corner
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Cream Degenerate
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/22/12
180
Galvanic fishy address
  11/10/12
this was underrated
Aromatic zippy travel guidebook
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  03/08/17
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Multi-colored principal's office
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
180 Meetinghouse Dingle Berry
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Pontificating arousing stead double fault
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/22/12
lol
Abnormal Keepsake Machete Faggotry
  10/23/12
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  10/30/12
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ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
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balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
thirsty private investor
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/30/12
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Walnut Senate
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Idiotic swashbuckling personal credit line
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/31/12
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balding new version faggot firefighter
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
bonkers psychic
  10/31/12
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Galvanic fishy address
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
stirring corner
  11/10/12
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beady-eyed codepig
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
Green church building
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
Snowy mentally impaired heaven doctorate
  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/02/12
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balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  03/07/17
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bisexual silver school cafeteria therapy
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
stirring corner
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
stirring corner
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
stirring corner
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
stirring corner
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
stirring corner
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
stirring corner
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
stirring corner
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
ruddy mexican abode
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Carnelian hell pocket flask
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
Thriller Cruise Ship Roast Beef
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
180 Meetinghouse Dingle Berry
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
stirring corner
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
black beta point
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
curious rehab
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
ruddy mexican abode
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  12/04/12
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soul-stirring cuck
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
iridescent bearded location cumskin
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Sadistic Pervert Sex Offender
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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  12/05/12
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cobalt kink-friendly mediation
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
alcoholic theatre feces
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
Turquoise Chest-beating Stag Film Weed Whacker
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
lemon hissy fit alpha
  12/05/12
...
ruddy mexican abode
  12/09/12
Lies
underhanded goyim set
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
ruddy mexican abode
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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Galvanic fishy address
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Orchid twisted sound barrier
  12/09/12
180.
balding new version faggot firefighter
  12/09/12
lol
crystalline harsh state
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
passionate office death wish
  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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indigo philosopher-king temple
  05/14/21
brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
balding new version faggot firefighter
  01/12/13
Update?
Milky chad
  02/04/13
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dashing dragon
  02/08/13
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Milky chad
  02/08/13
Second page!?
Cream Degenerate
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
Milky chad
  04/16/13
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soul-stirring cuck
  05/07/13
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  06/24/13
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beady-eyed codepig
  06/25/13
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Mahogany Kitchen
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
blathering red base
  07/08/13
update?
histrionic university
  08/16/13
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balding new version faggot firefighter
  08/17/13
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Supple Tank
  10/07/13
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lavender public bath sweet tailpipe
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
Territorial gaping rigor
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
Obsidian stage
  11/17/13
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Multi-colored principal's office
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Mahogany Kitchen
  12/11/13
Any updates?
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Milky chad
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
Boyish Cheese-eating Preventive Strike Brunch
  10/20/14
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brass offensive becky sanctuary
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
blathering red base
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
Walnut Senate
  02/12/15
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Milky chad
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Walnut Senate
  02/12/15
lets do this
alcoholic theatre feces
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
flushed native pistol
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
underhanded goyim set
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
flushed native pistol
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Insecure parlor
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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racy lay
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vivacious mauve chapel boistinker
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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Turquoise Chest-beating Stag Film Weed Whacker
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comical canary national
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Update?
Supple Tank
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
burgundy theater stage
  03/20/21
the latest?
Milky chad
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
comical canary national
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Milky chad
  03/20/21
update?
Milky chad
  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Cracking Citrine Headpube Locus
  03/12/22
somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
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Milky chad
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update?
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  10/18/22
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This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot poss...
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OP died
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Thriller Cruise Ship Roast Beef

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Thriller Cruise Ship Roast Beef

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Thriller Cruise Ship Roast Beef

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: judgmental turdskin

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: metal hall

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Turquoise Chest-beating Stag Film Weed Whacker

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good circlehead people who are hurt

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: amethyst trailer park trust fund

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: bisexual silver school cafeteria therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21852223)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: pea-brained federal pozpig potus

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: avocado know-it-all theater

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: avocado know-it-all theater

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: avocado know-it-all theater

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Abnormal Keepsake Machete Faggotry



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: racy lay



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: chocolate painfully honest forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: jet-lagged tanning salon

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Sadistic Pervert Sex Offender

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Impressive house

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: peach razzle box office tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: carmine glittery business firm twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Disrespectful Wonderful Institution

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: vengeful quadroon

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Orchid twisted sound barrier

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: olive exhilarant coffee pot fortuitous meteor

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Milky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Milky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: unhinged maize library black woman

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Sadistic Pervert Sex Offender

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: massive diverse idiot

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Idiotic swashbuckling personal credit line

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Purple sandwich

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: adventurous indian lodge juggernaut

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Purple sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: stirring corner

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Cream Degenerate

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Galvanic fishy address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Aromatic zippy travel guidebook

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Twinkling roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: 180 Meetinghouse Dingle Berry

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Pontificating arousing stead double fault

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Abnormal Keepsake Machete Faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: ruddy mexican abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: thirsty private investor

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Walnut Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Idiotic swashbuckling personal credit line

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: bonkers psychic

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Galvanic fishy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: stirring corner

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: beady-eyed codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Green church building

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Snowy mentally impaired heaven doctorate

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: bisexual silver school cafeteria therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: stirring corner

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: stirring corner

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: stirring corner

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: stirring corner

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: stirring corner

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: stirring corner

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: stirring corner

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Carnelian hell pocket flask

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Thriller Cruise Ship Roast Beef

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: 180 Meetinghouse Dingle Berry

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: stirring corner

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: black beta point

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: curious rehab

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: coral excitant reading party space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: iridescent bearded location cumskin

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Sadistic Pervert Sex Offender

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: concupiscible old irish cottage orchestra pit

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: cobalt kink-friendly mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: alcoholic theatre feces

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Turquoise Chest-beating Stag Film Weed Whacker

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: lemon hissy fit alpha

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: ruddy mexican abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: underhanded goyim set

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: ruddy mexican abode

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: brass offensive becky sanctuary

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Godawful sick genital piercing



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Galvanic fishy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Orchid twisted sound barrier

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: crystalline harsh state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: passionate office death wish

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Vermilion trip mental disorder resort

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: indigo philosopher-king temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Stimulating out-of-control area son of senegal

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Milky chad

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: dashing dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Milky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Cream Degenerate

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Milky chad

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Exciting pisswyrm step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Mahogany Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: blathering red base

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: histrionic university

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: balding new version faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Supple Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: lavender public bath sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Territorial gaping rigor

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Obsidian stage

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Mahogany Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Insecure parlor

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: marvelous slap-happy kitty round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Aromatic zippy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: bisexual silver school cafeteria therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Milky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Boyish Cheese-eating Preventive Strike Brunch

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: brass offensive becky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: blathering red base

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Walnut Senate

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Milky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Walnut Senate

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: alcoholic theatre feces

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: flushed native pistol

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: underhanded goyim set

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: flushed native pistol

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Insecure parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Sable heady newt ceo

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Salmon trump supporter persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: racy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: peach razzle box office tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: vivacious mauve chapel boistinker



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: aquamarine dopamine fat ankles

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored principal's office



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Rose Corn Cake Church



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Milky chad



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Galvanic fishy address



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: white titillating bawdyhouse masturbator



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Milky chad



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Contagious blood rage



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Salmon trump supporter persian

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: sapphire dilemma



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Turquoise Chest-beating Stag Film Weed Whacker



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: comical canary national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Supple Tank

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: burgundy theater stage

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Milky chad

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: comical canary national

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Milky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Milky chad

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Cerebral sexy digit ratio

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: irate knife



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Lilac Mind-boggling Athletic Conference Whorehouse

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Milky chad



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: sooty center stain



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: shaky gas station



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Milky chad

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Milky chad



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Cracking Citrine Headpube Locus



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Topaz Hominid

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Milky chad



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: lavender public bath sweet tailpipe

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Sadistic Pervert Sex Offender

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: lavender public bath sweet tailpipe

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Milky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Sadistic Pervert Sex Offender

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: comical canary national

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Vigorous hospital



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Yellow crotch casino



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Bateful shitlib parlour



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: maroon odious background story field



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Milky chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Cracking Citrine Headpube Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Milky chad

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2:#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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