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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Lemon Medicated Orchestra Pit | 10/09/12 |
| Lemon Medicated Orchestra Pit | 10/09/12 |
| Lemon Medicated Orchestra Pit | 10/10/12 |
| Thirsty ultramarine kitchen | 10/10/12 |
| Cream Irradiated Location | 10/10/12 |
| Curious place of business institution | 10/10/12 |
| internet-worthy olive base | 10/10/12 |
| lake theatre | 10/10/12 |
| internet-worthy olive base | 10/10/12 |
| Peach Old Irish Cottage Boiling Water | 10/10/12 |
| godawful metal station | 05/15/23 |
| Ass Problems | 08/31/26 |
| Lemon Medicated Orchestra Pit | 10/10/12 |
| Excitant Striped Hyena Indian Lodge | 10/10/12 |
| lascivious milk | 10/10/12 |
| narrow-minded ladyboy | 10/29/12 |
| mischievous gunner resort | 05/14/23 |
| underhanded queen of the night | 10/29/12 |
| pink odious generalized bond | 10/29/12 |
| Violet Rambunctious Dragon | 05/15/23 |
| bistre house potus | 05/15/23 |
| heady box office | 05/15/23 |
| Maniacal center | 05/15/23 |
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| comical awkward windowlicker locus | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Lemon Medicated Orchestra Pit http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Lemon Medicated Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Lemon Medicated Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Thirsty ultramarine kitchen lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Cream Irradiated Location What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Curious place of business institution http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: internet-worthy olive base dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: lake theatre Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: internet-worthy olive base cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Peach Old Irish Cottage Boiling Water "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: godawful metal station It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Lemon Medicated Orchestra Pit Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Excitant Striped Hyena Indian Lodge tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: lascivious milk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: narrow-minded ladyboy awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: mischievous gunner resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: underhanded queen of the night these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: pink odious generalized bond Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Violet Rambunctious Dragon 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: bistre house potus You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: heady box office lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Maniacal center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: Maniacal center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: comical awkward windowlicker locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2:#49639607) |