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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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sable potus school
  08/14/13
tell me
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  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
sable potus school
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lol tyft
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This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Racy rebellious coffee pot
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
sable potus school
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
unhinged address gunner
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
sable potus school
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
sable potus school
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
sable potus school
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
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  08/14/13
rofl
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
sable potus school
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
White office
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I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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best of thread
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Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
sable potus school
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Rusted parlor pocket flask
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Grizzly national security agency background story
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you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
sable potus school
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Talented puppy quadroon
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
sable potus school
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Talented puppy quadroon
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Grizzly national security agency background story
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Effete Copper Newt
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
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ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Grizzly national security agency background story
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yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party
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ty for the advice friend
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
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i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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whatever
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
sable potus school
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
sable potus school
  08/14/13
lol
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sable potus school
  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
sable potus school
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
sable potus school
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
sable potus school
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Yellow space
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Yellow space
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lol tyft
Rusted parlor pocket flask
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Rusted parlor pocket flask
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it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Cerebral Deer Antler
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
passionate sadistic goal in life
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Yellow space
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Yellow space
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Fungi. Fungi.
Grizzly national security agency background story
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sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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pale toilet seat theatre
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
sable potus school
  08/14/13
lmao
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You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
sable potus school
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
sable potus school
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Talented puppy quadroon
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Pics?
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link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
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A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Talented puppy quadroon
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ps the dad was bloodacre
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you know how bad i want that irl
Talented puppy quadroon
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
violet elite karate
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Trip Whorehouse Mental Disorder
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late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Grizzly national security agency background story
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Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Thriller peach meetinghouse
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~h8-->1luv
Exhilarant saffron business firm
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Dead histrionic ticket booth
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Effete Copper Newt
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when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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Lmao
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  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Honey-headed church building halford
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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Insanely creepy legal warrant range
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A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Sooty Wild Party Of The First Part Organic Girlfriend
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
hyperventilating wrinkle multi-billionaire
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Trip Whorehouse Mental Disorder
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
irate ocher abode
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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Godawful angry hell
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Hateful Unholy Orchestra Pit Becky
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Nubile plaza
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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bearded principal's office
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flickering pontificating jap station
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bearded principal's office
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I want pizza
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Aphrodisiac juggernaut
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sable potus school
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What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Chartreuse clown spot
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Translucent Sanctuary
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: sable potus school



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Bistre swashbuckling theater stage

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: sable potus school

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Startled bawdyhouse

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: irate ocher abode

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: flickering pontificating jap station

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Yellow space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: zombie-like kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Adventurous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: avocado institution



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: scarlet state



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Adventurous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Racy rebellious coffee pot

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: White office

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Bistre swashbuckling theater stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: bearded principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Racy rebellious coffee pot

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Territorial therapy hominid

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: sable potus school

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: unhinged address gunner

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: sable potus school

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: sable potus school

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: sable potus school

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Bistre swashbuckling theater stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Yellow space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: fuchsia razzle-dazzle resort

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Dun gay wizard pozpig

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Thriller peach meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: concupiscible bossy rehab crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: galvanic transparent set ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: odious sound barrier stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: zombie-like kitchen azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: avocado institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: iridescent indecent fanboi casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: iridescent indecent fanboi casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: sable potus school

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: White office

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: iridescent indecent fanboi casino

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Rose field

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: sable potus school

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: sable potus school

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: sable potus school

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: blue fragrant half-breed university

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: White office

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Jet vibrant useless brakes

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Bistre swashbuckling theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Bipolar Forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: federal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: concupiscible bossy rehab crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: sable potus school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: flickering pontificating jap station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Sickened bat shit crazy bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Jet vibrant useless brakes

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Arousing flatulent personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: sable potus school

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: iridescent indecent fanboi casino

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Amethyst disgusting heaven idiot

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: appetizing wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: sable potus school

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: iridescent indecent fanboi casino

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: deep razzle nursing home turdskin



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: sable potus school

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: sable potus school

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: hyperventilating wrinkle multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: hyperventilating wrinkle multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: odious sound barrier stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sable potus school

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Effete Copper Newt

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: unhinged address gunner

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: unhinged address gunner

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Yellow space

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: pungent stock car

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: bateful up-to-no-good national international law enforcement agency

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Effete Copper Newt

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: silver dashing crackhouse



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: doobsian azure school cafeteria reading party

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: wonderful giraffe

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: iridescent indecent fanboi casino

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: sable potus school

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: sable potus school

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Bipolar Forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sable potus school

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Yellow space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: navy massive trailer park mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: iridescent indecent fanboi casino

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: sable potus school

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: sable potus school

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: lascivious factory reset button

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: lascivious factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: sable potus school

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: sable potus school

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Yellow space

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Yellow space

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser cruise ship idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Bipolar Forum

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Cerebral Deer Antler

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: passionate sadistic goal in life

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Yellow space

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Yellow space

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Yellow space

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: pale toilet seat theatre

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: sable potus school

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Rusted parlor pocket flask

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: silver dashing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Aromatic Kink-friendly Doctorate Gas Station

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: razzmatazz old irish cottage

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: sable potus school

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: sable potus school

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: lascivious factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Coral regret locus

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: bearded principal's office

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Bistre swashbuckling theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: gay laser beams

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: chestnut indian lodge

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Mustard telephone keepsake machete

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Diverse trump supporter location

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Diverse trump supporter location

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Diverse trump supporter location

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Talented puppy quadroon

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Dead histrionic ticket booth

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Diverse trump supporter location

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: violet elite karate

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: pale toilet seat theatre

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: galvanic transparent set ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Dead histrionic ticket booth

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: violet elite karate

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Trip Whorehouse Mental Disorder

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Grizzly national security agency background story

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Exhilarant saffron business firm

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Thriller peach meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant saffron business firm

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Thriller peach meetinghouse

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant saffron business firm

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Dead histrionic ticket booth

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Opaque charismatic base

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Effete Copper Newt

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Citrine haunting private investor

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Lavender autistic locale candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Thriller peach meetinghouse

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: concupiscible bossy rehab crotch

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Thriller peach meetinghouse

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy legal warrant range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: lilac faggot firefighter step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Diverse trump supporter location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: violet elite karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Mustard telephone keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Sooty Wild Party Of The First Part Organic Girlfriend



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: naked big-titted electric furnace

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: avocado institution



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed church building halford

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy legal warrant range

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Henna community account psychic

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Diverse trump supporter location

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone patrolman



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Spectacular sapphire lay

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Pearl big public bath

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: multi-colored shaky toaster

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: violent charcoal garrison

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: magenta marketing idea affirmative action

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: balding salmon hospital

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Insanely creepy legal warrant range



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Sooty Wild Party Of The First Part Organic Girlfriend

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating wrinkle multi-billionaire

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Trip Whorehouse Mental Disorder

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: irate ocher abode

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: heady carnelian point

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Godawful angry hell



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: painfully honest mischievous milk

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Hateful Unholy Orchestra Pit Becky

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Nubile plaza

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: flickering pontificating jap station



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Amethyst disgusting heaven idiot

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac juggernaut



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: concupiscible bossy rehab crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: bearded principal's office



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: bearded principal's office



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: flickering pontificating jap station



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: bearded principal's office



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Narrow-minded area roommate

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac juggernaut



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: sable potus school



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse clown spot

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Translucent Sanctuary

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Chartreuse clown spot

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2:#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: odious sound barrier stag film



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: bearded principal's office



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: bearded principal's office



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Erotic dingle berry menage



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
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