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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Apoplectic locus
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
cream national
  04/05/26
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Effete ebony boistinker
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Apoplectic locus
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Apoplectic locus
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
cream national
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
frum den
  04/05/26
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Slate tank
  04/05/26
Lol
sticky chad stage
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Multi-colored Chartreuse Messiness Place Of Business
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Apoplectic locus
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Multi-colored Chartreuse Messiness Place Of Business
  04/05/26
...
cream national
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
180 deep generalized bond
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Effete ebony boistinker
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Charcoal foreskin
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
exhilarant umber trailer park
  04/05/26
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obsidian shrine trump supporter
  04/05/26
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Beady-eyed Lime Personal Credit Line Queen Of The Night
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Greedy sanctuary cuckold
  04/05/26
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sooty crusty clown azn
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Apoplectic locus
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Greedy sanctuary cuckold
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
balding orchestra pit hunting ground
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Flickering Frisky Center
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
geriatric yarmulke
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Glittery puce cuck faggot firefighter
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
stirring keepsake machete school cafeteria
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
embarrassed to the bone claret institution
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Flickering Frisky Center
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Glittery puce cuck faggot firefighter
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
embarrassed to the bone claret institution
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
obsidian shrine trump supporter
  04/05/26
...
cream national
  04/05/26
...
flirting impressive boiling water area
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
balding orchestra pit hunting ground
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
embarrassed to the bone claret institution
  04/05/26
...
Slate tank
  04/05/26
...
Slate tank
  04/05/26
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high-end indecent hominid
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
high-end indecent hominid
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
bright trust fund
  04/05/26
...
cream national
  04/05/26
...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Slippery house
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Apoplectic locus
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
balding orchestra pit hunting ground
  04/05/26
...
embarrassed to the bone claret institution
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Violet Cerebral Theater Stage Immigrant
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Apoplectic locus

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: cream national

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Effete ebony boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic locus

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic locus

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: cream national

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: frum den

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Slate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: sticky chad stage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Multi-colored Chartreuse Messiness Place Of Business

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Apoplectic locus

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Multi-colored Chartreuse Messiness Place Of Business

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: cream national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: 180 deep generalized bond

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Effete ebony boistinker

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Charcoal foreskin

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: exhilarant umber trailer park

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: obsidian shrine trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Lime Personal Credit Line Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Greedy sanctuary cuckold

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: sooty crusty clown azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Apoplectic locus

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Greedy sanctuary cuckold

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: balding orchestra pit hunting ground

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Flickering Frisky Center

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: geriatric yarmulke

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Glittery puce cuck faggot firefighter

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: stirring keepsake machete school cafeteria

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone claret institution

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Flickering Frisky Center

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Glittery puce cuck faggot firefighter

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone claret institution

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: obsidian shrine trump supporter

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: cream national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: flirting impressive boiling water area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: balding orchestra pit hunting ground

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone claret institution

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Slate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Slate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: high-end indecent hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: high-end indecent hominid

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: bright trust fund

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: cream national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Slippery house

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic locus

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: balding orchestra pit hunting ground

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone claret institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Violet Cerebral Theater Stage Immigrant

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49812165)