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Your Low Balance Alert From Chase
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 07/02/19 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 07/21/19 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 08/21/19 |
| cowardly church building sex offender | 12/20/20 |
| Wine Bateful Keepsake Machete | 04/10/23 |
| bronze abode | 08/21/19 |
| light becky | 08/21/19 |
| titillating parlor legal warrant | 08/21/19 |
| Transparent razzmatazz pistol heaven | 08/21/19 |
| Pink Turdskin Theater Stage | 03/06/20 |
| Excitant Rambunctious International Law Enforcement Agency Associate | 08/21/19 |
| bronze abode | 08/21/19 |
| Transparent razzmatazz pistol heaven | 08/21/19 |
| bronze abode | 08/21/19 |
| thriller territorial milk shrine | 09/01/19 |
| stimulating yellow theater | 03/06/20 |
| stimulating yellow theater | 09/10/21 |
| Harsh Tan Location | 09/13/25 |
| cowardly church building sex offender | 09/13/25 |
| Gold cracking marketing idea | 09/01/19 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 09/01/19 |
| dashing circlehead | 09/01/19 |
| thriller territorial milk shrine | 09/01/19 |
| titillating parlor legal warrant | 09/01/19 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 03/06/20 |
| Pink Turdskin Theater Stage | 03/06/20 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 12/20/20 |
| grizzly orchestra pit | 12/20/20 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 12/20/20 |
| Splenetic hell | 12/20/20 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 09/09/21 |
| vivacious garrison kitty | 09/10/21 |
| Mustard Newt | 09/10/21 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 09/28/22 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 04/10/23 |
| Wine Bateful Keepsake Machete | 04/10/23 |
| Mustard Newt | 04/10/23 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 04/17/23 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 09/14/23 |
| dashing circlehead | 09/14/23 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 09/14/24 |
| Sticky Senate Mad Cow Disease | 09/14/24 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 09/14/24 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 09/14/24 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 07/18/25 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 09/13/25 |
| Mind-boggling Degenerate | 11/14/25 |
| Zero Income No Kids | 09/22/26 |
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38472147) |
Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38565666) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).
As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM Author: cowardly church building sex offender OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585134) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM Author: Wine Bateful Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168171) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM Author: bronze abode LJL @ poors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719032) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM Author: light becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719049) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM Author: titillating parlor legal warrant MFCR alert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719055) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM Author: Transparent razzmatazz pistol heaven Prole tell! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719057) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM Author: Pink Turdskin Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706257) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM Author: Excitant Rambunctious International Law Enforcement Agency Associate the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719122) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM Author: bronze abode Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719172) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM Author: Transparent razzmatazz pistol heaven Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719188) |
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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM Author: bronze abode emergency money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38719190) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM Author: thriller territorial milk shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772520) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM Author: stimulating yellow theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706394) |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM Author: stimulating yellow theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091968) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM Author: Harsh Tan Location hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264499) |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM Author: cowardly church building sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#49264717) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM Author: Gold cracking marketing idea You’re poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772506) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007). As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM Author: dashing circlehead Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772513) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM Author: thriller territorial milk shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772800) |
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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM Author: titillating parlor legal warrant I just got one of these too FML (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#38772547) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706250) |
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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM Author: Pink Turdskin Theater Stage How poor are you fuckers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#39706259) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585116) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM Author: grizzly orchestra pit There are some literal EBT niggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585179) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate I make 170k with 15% bonus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#41585202) |
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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM Author: Splenetic hell I remember these.
Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k |
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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET Available balance $5.00 You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings. |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM Author: vivacious garrison kitty I have like $40k in mine ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091910) |
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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM Author: Mustard Newt great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#43091913) |
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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET Available balance $5.00 You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings. |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168134) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM Author: Wine Bateful Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168176) |
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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM Author: Mustard Newt i love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46168149) |
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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):
Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information Lack of sufficient relevant account information Excessive credit utilization |
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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.
On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.
To view your available balance, log in to your account. |
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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM Author: dashing circlehead How are you this poor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#46797738) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk
This one was special |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: Sticky Senate Mad Cow Disease Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088162) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088168) |
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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#48088192) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is: $0.06 for Transit purchases $0.00 for Parking purchases $0.00 for Micromobility purchases |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate Your Access Account account is now blocked Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount. |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM Author: Mind-boggling Degenerate [Action required] Resolve your margin call Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call. The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions. Take action If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Zero Income No Kids You can't submit an application at this time. You've reached the limit of 3 applications in a 30 day window. Check your email for updates from our Careers team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2:#50149638) |