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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Heady hateful headpube
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Soul-stirring territorial theater stage
  04/05/26
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magenta stage
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Heady hateful headpube
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Heady hateful headpube
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Soul-stirring territorial theater stage
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Umber Menage Antidepressant Drug
  04/05/26
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Effete tanning salon
  04/05/26
Lol
Insane Sanctuary
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Maniacal vivacious community account
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Heady hateful headpube
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Maniacal vivacious community account
  04/05/26
...
Soul-stirring territorial theater stage
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Hilarious fighting indian lodge messiness
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
magenta stage
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
free-loading light piazza
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Provocative Orchestra Pit
  04/05/26
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chocolate shrine lettuce
  04/05/26
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Histrionic buff bawdyhouse private investor
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Boyish twisted stage
  04/05/26
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at-the-ready violet love of her life death wish
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Heady hateful headpube
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Boyish twisted stage
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Laughsome Hell Rigpig
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Sinister Institution
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Rebellious mad cow disease goyim
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
cracking home
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
very tactful aggressive center
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Outnumbered resort
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Sinister Institution
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
cracking home
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Outnumbered resort
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
chocolate shrine lettuce
  04/05/26
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Soul-stirring territorial theater stage
  04/05/26
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Lake dead nursing home
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Laughsome Hell Rigpig
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Outnumbered resort
  04/05/26
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Effete tanning salon
  04/05/26
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Effete tanning salon
  04/05/26
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Doobsian garrison immigrant
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Doobsian garrison immigrant
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
passionate church building
  04/05/26
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Soul-stirring territorial theater stage
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
floppy pearly macaca public bath
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Heady hateful headpube
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Laughsome Hell Rigpig
  04/05/26
...
Outnumbered resort
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Lascivious copper cuckold personal credit line
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Heady hateful headpube

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial theater stage

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: magenta stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Heady hateful headpube

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Heady hateful headpube

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial theater stage

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Umber Menage Antidepressant Drug

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Effete tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Insane Sanctuary

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Maniacal vivacious community account

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Heady hateful headpube

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Maniacal vivacious community account

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Hilarious fighting indian lodge messiness

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: magenta stage

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: free-loading light piazza

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Provocative Orchestra Pit

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: chocolate shrine lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Histrionic buff bawdyhouse private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Boyish twisted stage

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: at-the-ready violet love of her life death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Heady hateful headpube

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Boyish twisted stage

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Laughsome Hell Rigpig

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Sinister Institution

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Rebellious mad cow disease goyim

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: cracking home

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: very tactful aggressive center

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Outnumbered resort

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Sinister Institution

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: cracking home

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Outnumbered resort

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: chocolate shrine lettuce

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Lake dead nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Laughsome Hell Rigpig

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered resort

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Effete tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Effete tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Doobsian garrison immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Doobsian garrison immigrant

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: passionate church building

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring territorial theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: floppy pearly macaca public bath

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Heady hateful headpube

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Laughsome Hell Rigpig

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Lascivious copper cuckold personal credit line

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2:#49812165)