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my wife is pregnant

how over is it for me now?
Geriatric ticket booth
  06/04/26
what's the dad's name
Violent Piazza
  06/04/26
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beady-eyed chest-beating area jew
  06/04/26
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insecure gold institution candlestick maker
  06/04/26
La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell OP's wife's womb was ...
thirsty abode
  06/04/26
Boiling soup of niggercum, tp
insecure gold institution candlestick maker
  06/04/26
Mazel tov! 🎉
hot hateful field
  06/04/26
everyone told me id never sleep well again i never apprec...
Mint embarrassed to the bone theater
  06/04/26
She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for...
Geriatric ticket booth
  06/04/26
seems unnatural
Mint embarrassed to the bone theater
  06/04/26
Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she'...
massive office lettuce
  06/04/26
why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her...
Geriatric ticket booth
  06/04/26
obvious flame is obvious
massive office lettuce
  06/04/26
cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a &quo...
Violent Piazza
  06/04/26
I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc
Geriatric ticket booth
  06/04/26
Greetings, Grasshopper
Clear gas station sex offender
  06/04/26
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Violent Piazza
  06/04/26
Cr
Topaz heaven
  06/04/26
Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sl...
Burgundy glittery lay wagecucks
  06/04/26
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Mint embarrassed to the bone theater
  06/04/26
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Topaz heaven
  06/04/26
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passionate judgmental sweet tailpipe
  06/05/26
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Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/08/26
very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a se...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?
Topaz heaven
  06/04/26
rofl and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit ag...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-...
passionate judgmental sweet tailpipe
  06/05/26
one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair...
pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug
  06/04/26
i have 5
Mint embarrassed to the bone theater
  06/04/26
Yeah, no idea how you manage.
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies ...
pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug
  06/04/26
her xo moniker?
aphrodisiac fighting rehab regret
  06/04/26
I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weir...
pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug
  06/04/26
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Internet-worthy learning disabled haunted graveyard skinny woman
  06/08/26
Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/08/26
the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it...
pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug
  06/08/26
jfc, learn to pull out, bro
Obsidian Mother
  06/04/26
i have one and i'm tired
Internet-worthy learning disabled haunted graveyard skinny woman
  06/08/26
The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible ...
insecure gold institution candlestick maker
  06/04/26
Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. ...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck th...
insecure gold institution candlestick maker
  06/04/26
ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed...
Geriatric ticket booth
  06/04/26
You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: htt...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice ...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.
Iridescent coffee pot
  06/04/26
agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelle...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And n...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/08/26
(beta male) we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?
amethyst concupiscible theatre
  06/05/26
nipples with milk
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/05/26
What are the father's thoughts on this topic
Burgundy glittery lay wagecucks
  06/04/26
with a poster?
Diverse sadistic cruise ship
  06/04/26
Congrats to the father
sepia liquid oxygen
  06/04/26
If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a pi...
aphrodisiac fighting rehab regret
  06/04/26
that's a very Woman thing to say imo
Violent Piazza
  06/04/26
gbti
thirsty abode
  06/04/26
no u
aphrodisiac fighting rehab regret
  06/04/26
...
Diverse sadistic cruise ship
  06/04/26
(non-kidmo) If you ever want to forget about all the stup...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to h...
Violent Piazza
  06/04/26
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Odious home
  06/04/26
I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is fl...
aphrodisiac fighting rehab regret
  06/05/26
Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in l...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/08/26
How is babby formed?
vigorous twisted personal credit line
  06/04/26
Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mo...
massive office lettuce
  06/04/26
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Obsidian Mother
  06/04/26
One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you jus...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months
Geriatric ticket booth
  06/04/26
We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at we...
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
judaism says wait until 16 weeks
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
I only told people at my office at like 6 months.
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregna...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
How often do your coworkers see your wife?
Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy
  06/04/26
unfortunately, cr
Obsidian Mother
  06/04/26
For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid...
Mind-boggling filthy striped hyena center
  06/04/26
almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew...
pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug
  06/04/26
poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont h...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the j...
pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug
  06/04/26
poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners wh...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divor...
pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug
  06/04/26
every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were sup...
Elite Place Of Business Temple
  06/04/26
Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid...
Crawly Parlour Jewess
  06/04/26
Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.
multi-colored walnut gunner market
  06/05/26
Nothing funny about it.
Salmon Trump Supporter
  06/05/26
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Salmon Trump Supporter
  06/07/26
Is the dad around?
blue frum brunch
  06/08/26


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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Geriatric ticket booth

how over is it for me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914478)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Violent Piazza

what's the dad's name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914482)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed chest-beating area jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914527)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: insecure gold institution candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914610)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: thirsty abode

La'Marcus / La'Trayvon / La'Darnell

OP's wife's womb was just a boiling soup of NIGGERCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914616)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: insecure gold institution candlestick maker

Boiling soup of niggercum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914630)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: hot hateful field

Mazel tov! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914486)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Mint embarrassed to the bone theater

everyone told me id never sleep well again

i never appreciated it until i had to deal w it irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Geriatric ticket booth

She wants to get a separate bedroom for her and the baby for the first year so I can sleep better. Good or bad idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914495)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Mint embarrassed to the bone theater

seems unnatural



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914498)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: massive office lettuce

Holy shit, you're getting imminent divorce pwned before she's even in the third trimester. Keep it up, and you may get a world record speedrun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914501)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Geriatric ticket booth

why is sleeping apart a bad thing if I still get to fuck her? I blast white noise and can sleep in peace, she deals with all the hard stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914504)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: massive office lettuce

obvious flame is obvious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914516)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:54 AM
Author: Violent Piazza

cr nobody on here is "young" enough to have a "baby" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914517)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Geriatric ticket booth

I'm the youngest poster on this board, lil unc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914520)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Clear gas station sex offender

Greetings, Grasshopper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914959)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Violent Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915063)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Topaz heaven

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914966)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Burgundy glittery lay wagecucks

Would there be a third bedroom for the father or would he sleep with your wife and baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914542)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Mint embarrassed to the bone theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914597)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Topaz heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914967)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: passionate judgmental sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916454)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49924215)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

very CR. wife and i did this w all 3 kids. she slept in a separate room w/ a baby monitor so she could hear the baby. she never slept with the baby -- that's bad for her too.

we fucked plenty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914724)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Topaz heaven

Ok but did you ever have sex with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914975)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:54 PM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

rofl

and yes, she got on top of me and rubbed her clit against mine and we came together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914990)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: passionate judgmental sweet tailpipe

how did this come up? seems like a weird thing to decide up-front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916460)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug

one baby is a fucking vacation. you fags need to grow a pair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914585)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Mint embarrassed to the bone theater

i have 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914598)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

Yeah, no idea how you manage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914645)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug

you stop giving a fuck about the stupid details umc yuppies obsess over.

most relaxing recent moment I can recall was playing 9 holes with just my non-verbal autistic daughter. besides remembering to remove the cart key when we parked so she didn't drive into a creek or some shit and not making a shitmess at dinner afterwards it was relaxing as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914663)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fighting rehab regret

her xo moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915011)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug

I mean the actual type and not XO poasters who are just weirdos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915457)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy learning disabled haunted graveyard skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49924269)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

Yeah, that isn't really what I see as the problem. You went golfing with a child (granted, one with some issues - by the way, hopefully she'll become verbal a little later because that does happen) but could you really manage with 3-5 kids hanging around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49924218)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug

the hope phase of the ship has pretty much sailed and yea it’s much more chaotic to bring multiple pretty much anywhere. Like I said one is a vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49924223)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Obsidian Mother

jfc, learn to pull out, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914974)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Internet-worthy learning disabled haunted graveyard skinny woman

i have one and i'm tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49924271)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: insecure gold institution candlestick maker

The first three months can be difficult, but not impossible by any stretch. Buy a Snoo and use it as soon as possible. The kid will outgrow it around six months in, and at that point you should invest in hiring a sleep coach and just getting a good game plan to help the kid sleep through the night. You can find one under $1,000, and it can be fully remote. We did this for the second kid, and it's a game changer. Don't sleep in separate rooms unless you want to guarantee a dead bedroom, it’s tough enough as it is. Be a part of the process. Help out as much as you can or your wife's gonna end up hating your guts even more than she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914608)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

Mine hated being swaddled and iirc the Snoo requires that. But there are a bunch of alternatives that don't and I got one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914631)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: insecure gold institution candlestick maker

Same. We just fastened the straps on the thing and stuck the kid in there on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914649)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Geriatric ticket booth

ljl at a "smart" bassinet, you got fucking scammed for a 2k chinesium crib with an app

We had sex whenever I want, I have literally never had her turn me down a single time for anything. We're doing the separate bed thing, not all the time but she said she wants me to be rested and sleep well and she'll handle most of the night stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914656)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

You don't have to spend $2k on these. We used this one: https://www.target.com/p/4moms-mamaroo-sleep-bassinet/-/A-79219342

This seems similar and just fine: https://www.amazon.com/UPPAbaby-Soma-Smart-Bassinet-MotionSync/dp/B0FPGR38RF/

The biggest issue with all of these is that there is nothing that's a transition for when they get bigger. Mine ended up commandeering the dog's bed and uses that to this day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914673)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

sleep coaches are flame. there's plenty of good free advice on the internet, and plenty of women on baby sites who will be helpful. all our kids slept though the night much earlier than most people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914730)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Iridescent coffee pot

The gist is let them cry it out and don't sleep with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914822)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

agreed. my wife is an INTJ female. this is where she excelled. most women are too emotional to let their babies cry it out. stupid birdbrains. a logical female can suck it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914855)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

We never actually had her cry it out and it was fine. And now if she wakes up and has a bad dream she can come into our bed. It is all fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49924212)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

(beta male)

we had 3 kids in <5 yrs and i never lost a night of sleep. i dont have nipples. who do i need to get up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914718)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:38 AM
Author: amethyst concupiscible theatre

are you a ken doll?? what happened to your nipples?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916458)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

nipples with milk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916575)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Burgundy glittery lay wagecucks

What are the father's thoughts on this topic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914496)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Diverse sadistic cruise ship

with a poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914525)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: sepia liquid oxygen

Congrats to the father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914595)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fighting rehab regret

If you "reproduce" in this fallen world youre a piece of Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914602)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Violent Piazza

that's a very Woman thing to say imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914620)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: thirsty abode

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914626)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fighting rehab regret

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914635)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Diverse sadistic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914629)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

(non-kidmo)

If you ever want to forget about all the stupid bs that occupies the "news" have a kid and make them happy. My daughter is one of the happiest kids around and it brightens my life, despite all the work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914642)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Violent Piazza

i was miserable as a child but high enough emotional IQ to hide it from literally everybody and act normally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915157)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Odious home



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

I think the world of my toddler but if she is faking it then she is the best actress alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916391)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fighting rehab regret

wow a toddler is still too dumb to realize life itself is flame and a death sentence, stop the presses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916725)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

Listen, she knows how to be thrilled with simple things in life like hugging the dog or riding a horse or petting a cat. She'll throw or kick a ball and be thrilled. The reason you're miserable is that you let yourself get away from basic stuff that makes life awesome. Having a happy kid next to you is one of those things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49924208)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: vigorous twisted personal credit line

How is babby formed?

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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: massive office lettuce

Well you see, babby is formed when daddy goes to work and mommy and mommy's boyfriend order a new babby from the babby stork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914809)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Obsidian Mother



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

One more thing - if this is your first pregnancy and you just found out definitely wait to tell people for a while. Miscarriages are way more common than people realize.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914660)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Geriatric ticket booth

yeah we're not saying shit for at least 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914668)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

We were actually about to tell everyone and got fucked at week 14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914687)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

judaism says wait until 16 weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914735)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

I only told people at my office at like 6 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915368)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

good move, but irl people are gonna notice ur wife is pregnant at 16-20 weeks unless she's obese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915738)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic internal respiration therapy

How often do your coworkers see your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916392)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Obsidian Mother

unfortunately, cr

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Date: June 4th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Mind-boggling filthy striped hyena center

For me, put a lot of stress on the relationship, but the kid is cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49914931)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

almost got divorced over the first kid. it's normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915402)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug

maybe if you spent less time/mental energy on dumb ortho jew kosher shit and more on being a parent and husband it wouldn't be such a stress. the idea that having one baby strains a marriage is ridiculous. yea you have to get up in the middle of the night. fucking deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915469)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

poor rc? i never got up in the middle of the night. i dont have nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915480)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug

then tell her to sack up and focus on that and lay off the jew bullshit. like don't bother cooking those stupid elaborate shabbos dinners and just take it easy on weekends.

also you should be less of a creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915490)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

poor rc? who said she was doing elaborate shabbos dinners when she had a newborn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915582)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: pea-brained theater stage antidepressant drug

then shut the fuck up. She had it easy. Almost getting divorced over your fat wife not wanting to deal with one baby is not normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915857)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Elite Place Of Business Temple

every mom and kid is different. 1->2 and 2->3 were super easy. #1 was a huge adjustment bc kid #1 was a nightmare baby and the other 2 were easy peasy and bc neither of us knew wtf we were doing w #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916095)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Crawly Parlour Jewess

Posters freaking out about how "hard" having a kid is ^^^ are LJL. I didn't find it to be hard at all.

Just make sure you let them be who they were born to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49915863)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: multi-colored walnut gunner market

Lmao your a total failure as a parent and person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916453)



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Date: June 5th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: Salmon Trump Supporter

Nothing funny about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49916455)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Salmon Trump Supporter



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Date: June 8th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: blue frum brunch

Is the dad around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871007&forum_id=2:#49924224)