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day in the life of a stay-at-home mom

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put...
Lascivious field background story
  04/14/12
u forgot the BBC
odious den
  04/14/12
where's the BBC?
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  04/15/12
8:30 pm
Glittery Startled Location
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LOL. Way underrated
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Boyish mexican
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where's dat BMC? it do a wifey good
Bipolar roast beef
  04/23/12
sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face
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  04/23/12
that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have ...
titillating orchestra pit striped hyena
  12/19/12
tyft
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  04/23/12
18000000000
Internet-worthy boistinker
  04/23/12
notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.
Dashing dun stead
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tcns
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I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.
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180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologis...
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forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it se...
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"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust ...
Lascivious field background story
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180
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concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal
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tl; didn't include bbc
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concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal
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concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal
  12/19/12
where is the part where you gas self
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"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dish...
titillating orchestra pit striped hyena
  12/19/12
Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.
Violet Violent Really Tough Guy Lay
  07/17/13
LOL at "wake toddler"
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"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running v...
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concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal
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Fishy razzle corner sweet tailpipe
  07/17/13
This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.
Violet Violent Really Tough Guy Lay
  07/17/13
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Violet Violent Really Tough Guy Lay
  07/18/13
Not...seeing. . .any BBC.
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  07/18/13
joke has been made
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Sounds 1800000
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LOL at waking a sleeping kid
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Whose prostate is massaged?
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hilariously mentally ill thread
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That’s nice, doobs.
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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: Lascivious field background story

5:30 am: wake up, change baby, take off top, nurse baby, put back to bed

6:00 am: while topless, give husband bj to completion, massaging prostate, swallow, brush teeth

6:20 am: grill steak and eggs, squeeze orange juice for husband

6:35 am: pack husband's lunch, give kiss, send out door

6:40 am: pilates

7:15 am: wake toddler, boil water for steel cut oats for family

7:45 am: get baby, change diaper, nurse while toddler finishes oatmeal

8:15 am: dress kids, get in SUV, go to gym, practice kegels on the way

8:30 am: drop kids off at child care at gym, hit stairs or spinner depending on day of the week

9:30 am: tall skinny latte, flirt with gay barista, practice kegels in line

9:45 am: baby naps, toddler coloring, take a shower, do hair

11 am: walk to park with kids in double stroller, meet up with other SAHMs, let kids play, talk with women

12:30 pm: lunch of sesame tahini sandwiches on whole grain bread, spinach salad, farmer's cheese, and fresh cut fruit salad

1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task

3:30 pm: wake up kids, throw into car, drive to grocery store, pick up dinner ingredients

4:30 pm: start on chicken and risotto dishes for dinner, bake loaves of bread

6 pm: greet husband with open-mouthed kiss, flour-stained apron pressed against suit, pulling dishes from table

7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children

8 pm: story time, kids in bed

8:30 pm: creampie doggystyle

9 pm: fold laundry, run dishwasher, read Vanity Fair

10 pm: alseep

repeat

repeat

repeat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20461172)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:47 PM
Author: odious den

u forgot the BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20461179)



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:47 AM
Author: Bateful Gold Partner Lettuce

where's the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20467408)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery Startled Location

8:30 pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20527752)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: rebellious state ceo

LOL. Way underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20928193)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:47 AM
Author: big filthy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#23672056)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Sexy trump supporter



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Boyish mexican



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Bipolar roast beef

where's dat BMC?

it do a wifey good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20527743)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 1:48 PM
Author: misunderstood haunting theater stage

sounds good except the swallow part. y isnt it on my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20461183)



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Date: April 14th, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Lascivious field background story



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Date: April 15th, 2012 10:35 AM
Author: Lascivious field background story



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: Lascivious field background story



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 10:55 AM
Author: Galvanic gas station psychic

6:00 wake up, make breakfast

7:00 send kids off to school and hubby off to work

7:15 go back to sleep/watch tv/read/go to the gym/go to a movie etc

4:30 make kids a snack

5:30 make dinner

6:00 watch tv with family

10:00 bed

OHWHATAHARDLIFE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20527610)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:29 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit striped hyena

that's only after all your kids are school age. If you have three kids spaced two years apart, that doesn't come for like 10 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#22281145)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:23 AM
Author: Charcoal Area

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20527723)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy boistinker

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20527766)



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Date: April 23rd, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Dashing dun stead

notice what's not on here? ANY shitting whatsoever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20527840)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: Talking learning disabled filthpig

tcns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#21366718)



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Date: April 28th, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: Lascivious field background story



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: Lascivious field background story



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:22 PM
Author: Rose Old Irish Cottage Antidepressant Drug

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20928174)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Maniacal Dingle Berry Stage

I like the addition of bakes loaves of bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20928187)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Supple fanboi nursing home

180 spin-off of the classic 'day in the life of a radiologist' thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20928201)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:46 AM
Author: Arousing light bawdyhouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#21366686)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:27 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted school

forgot cleaning and doing laundry, but other than that it seems pretty accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20928203)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Lascivious field background story

"1:30 pm: naps for both kids, scrub down kitchen, dust house, vacuum, practice kegels at each task"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20928218)



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Date: June 21st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated deranged organic girlfriend kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20928256)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 7:22 PM
Author: Supple fanboi nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20956531)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Lascivious field background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#20961275)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#21366672)



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Date: August 18th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Green Heady Knife Menage

tl; didn't include bbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#21366677)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#21890694)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:09 PM
Author: concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#22281059)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Blue charismatic halford

where is the part where you gas self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#22281075)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:31 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit striped hyena

"7:30 pm: let husband give kids bath while washing dishes, getting turned on to his attention to children "

giveaway line that OP has never been with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#22281157)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:15 PM
Author: Violet Violent Really Tough Guy Lay

Attention to kids is a big turn on for the wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#23667011)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: naked electric faggot firefighter chapel

LOL at "wake toddler"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#22281196)



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Date: December 19th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: titillating orchestra pit striped hyena

"Little Timmy's right-on-schedule 1:30 nap is running very long today!"

(sentence that has never been uttered IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#22281211)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 4:16 PM
Author: concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#23666743)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:11 PM
Author: Fishy razzle corner sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#23666988)



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Date: July 17th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Violet Violent Really Tough Guy Lay

This sounds A LOT like my wife's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#23666996)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Violet Violent Really Tough Guy Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#23672035)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:14 PM
Author: Disturbing place of business step-uncle's house

Not...seeing. . .any BBC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#23672467)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 1:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Shrine

joke has been made

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#23672503)



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Date: April 27th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: concupiscible drab deer antler son of senegal



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: coiffed main people personal credit line



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Date: April 1st, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Floppy Fear-inspiring Temple

Sounds 1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#27594725)



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: coiffed main people personal credit line



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Date: July 1st, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: lime business firm

LOL at waking a sleeping kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#28241934)



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Date: February 11th, 2019 7:41 PM
Author: coiffed main people personal credit line



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Date: February 11th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: shivering people who are hurt

need Muscadine Wine to comment on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#37765817)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:51 PM
Author: coiffed main people personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#38064005)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:52 PM
Author: Brindle contagious locus

Whose prostate is massaged?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#38064010)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: High-end Dog Poop



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 PM
Author: angry exhilarant cruise ship brethren

hilariously mentally ill thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#38064034)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 6:06 PM
Author: appetizing orange theatre coffee pot

That’s nice, doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#38064058)



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:23 PM
Author: coiffed main people personal credit line



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Date: August 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Incel

lol at the current events pigs in this thread. why does a wife with this happy life need any news consumption, much less from the uk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923824&forum_id=2:#43002155)



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Date: February 14th, 2023 12:03 PM
Author: coiffed main people personal credit line



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: lfo



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