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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Irradiated marketing idea I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Maize point get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: black people who are hurt You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Idiotic maroon home boiling water hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: Irradiated marketing idea What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: Idiotic maroon home boiling water Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Irradiated marketing idea I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Idiotic maroon home boiling water Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: bright godawful community account center lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: well-lubricated sapphire location partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Impertinent business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Sticky Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Mentally impaired underhanded karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: Carmine doobsian area pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: black people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: house-broken vivacious milk piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: black people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: black people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Galvanic Nursing Home FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: black people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: Cerebral citrine organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: green swollen rigpig first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: Blathering antidepressant drug new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: massive plum station did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: arrogant provocative market Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: massive plum station no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: Lascivious fishy immigrant dilemma This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: very tactful mewling crackhouse tank going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: adventurous demanding corner Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: swashbuckling prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Cerebral citrine organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: fuchsia comical whorehouse http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: bright godawful community account center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: massive plum station how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Cerebral citrine organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: massive plum station oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: very tactful mewling crackhouse tank Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: green swollen rigpig Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: Blathering antidepressant drug new version also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: green swollen rigpig ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: fuchsia comical whorehouse lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: claret preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: claret preventive strike he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: nofapping smoky fortuitous meteor hissy fit link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: Honey-headed trust fund Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: disturbing masturbator cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: Irradiated marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: razzle-dazzle jewess LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Thriller Shrine Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: black people who are hurt Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: learning disabled forum kitty cat Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: Galvanic Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: black people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: salmon effete institution queen of the night Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: black people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: glittery son of senegal (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: green swollen rigpig this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: green swollen rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: disturbing masturbator cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: Irradiated marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: black people who are hurt Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: Irradiated marketing idea Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#43645189) |
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Date: September 15th, 2024 2:05 PM Author: black people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#48091192) |
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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: artificial intelligence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2:#50095683) |