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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Mildly autistic nursing home
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
boyish chrome hunting ground
  04/18/25
Cr.
thriller flickering principal's office
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Sexy Sooty Giraffe Hospital
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Startled metal lay lettuce
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Beady-eyed public bath reading party
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
brass box office factory reset button
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
mentally impaired ticket booth
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
mentally impaired ticket booth
  04/18/25
...
Appetizing filthy degenerate
  04/18/25
...
Primrose Galvanic Crackhouse Rigor
  08/17/26
...
irate sneaky criminal
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Aromatic incel associate
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Spectacular institution french chef
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Spectacular institution french chef
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Appetizing filthy degenerate
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Spectacular institution french chef
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Spectacular institution french chef
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Slate shrine
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Spectacular institution french chef
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Appetizing filthy degenerate
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Balding mental disorder
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Appetizing filthy degenerate
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Balding mental disorder
  04/18/25
...
Unhinged drab windowlicker dilemma
  08/17/26
...
Unhinged drab windowlicker dilemma
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
big indigo keepsake machete haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
big indigo keepsake machete haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
...
Mustard theatre
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Spectacular institution french chef
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/18/25
...
irate sneaky criminal
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Honey-headed mediation
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Balding mental disorder
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
boyish chrome hunting ground
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Abnormal brindle gaping
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  08/17/26
...
Unhinged drab windowlicker dilemma
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
mentally impaired ticket booth
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Abnormal brindle gaping
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
mentally impaired ticket booth
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Abnormal brindle gaping
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
mentally impaired ticket booth
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Abnormal brindle gaping
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
arrogant vermilion field
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Abnormal brindle gaping
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
arrogant vermilion field
  08/17/26
...
Fishy heady resort
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
big indigo keepsake machete haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Abnormal brindle gaping
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
big indigo keepsake machete haunted graveyard
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Sexy Sooty Giraffe Hospital
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Abnormal brindle gaping
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Mildly autistic nursing home

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: boyish chrome hunting ground

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: thriller flickering principal's office

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Sexy Sooty Giraffe Hospital

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Startled metal lay lettuce

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed public bath reading party

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: brass box office factory reset button

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Appetizing filthy degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Primrose Galvanic Crackhouse Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: irate sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Aromatic incel associate

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Spectacular institution french chef

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Spectacular institution french chef

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Appetizing filthy degenerate

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Spectacular institution french chef

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Spectacular institution french chef

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Slate shrine

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Spectacular institution french chef

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Appetizing filthy degenerate

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Balding mental disorder

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Appetizing filthy degenerate

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Balding mental disorder

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Unhinged drab windowlicker dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Unhinged drab windowlicker dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: big indigo keepsake machete haunted graveyard

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: big indigo keepsake machete haunted graveyard

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Mustard theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Spectacular institution french chef

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: irate sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed mediation

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Balding mental disorder

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: boyish chrome hunting ground

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Unhinged drab windowlicker dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: mentally impaired ticket booth

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: arrogant vermilion field

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: arrogant vermilion field

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Fishy heady resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: big indigo keepsake machete haunted graveyard

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: big indigo keepsake machete haunted graveyard

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Sexy Sooty Giraffe Hospital

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Abnormal brindle gaping

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50146047)