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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Cheese-eating Internet-worthy Genital Piercing Institution
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
razzmatazz jewess laser beams
  04/18/25
Cr.
Histrionic Territorial Bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
swashbuckling parlour
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
iridescent goyim roast beef
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
buck-toothed windowlicker
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Mustard infuriating generalized bond wrinkle
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
bateful startled university
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
bateful startled university
  04/18/25
...
vigorous brass volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
...
excitant mexican spot
  08/17/26
...
Brindle Famous Landscape Painting
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
pungent striped hyena
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
vigorous brass volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
autistic stain
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
vigorous brass volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
free-loading frozen church building friendly grandma
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
vigorous brass volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
Ty friend
free-loading frozen church building friendly grandma
  04/18/25
...
slap-happy kitty
  08/17/26
...
slap-happy kitty
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Exciting hyperactive police squad
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Exciting hyperactive police squad
  04/18/25
...
Mint rehab juggernaut
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/18/25
...
Brindle Famous Landscape Painting
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Thriller Corner Tank
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
free-loading frozen church building friendly grandma
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
razzmatazz jewess laser beams
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  08/17/26
...
slap-happy kitty
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
bateful startled university
  08/17/26
ur dumb
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
bateful startled university
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
bateful startled university
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
aromatic bat shit crazy public bath
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
aromatic bat shit crazy public bath
  08/17/26
...
Translucent hall
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Exciting hyperactive police squad
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Exciting hyperactive police squad
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
swashbuckling parlour
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
avocado rebellious french chef therapy
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Internet-worthy Genital Piercing Institution

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz jewess laser beams

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Histrionic Territorial Bawdyhouse

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling parlour

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: iridescent goyim roast beef

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: buck-toothed windowlicker

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Mustard infuriating generalized bond wrinkle

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: bateful startled university

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: bateful startled university

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: vigorous brass volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: excitant mexican spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Brindle Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: pungent striped hyena

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: vigorous brass volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: autistic stain

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: vigorous brass volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: free-loading frozen church building friendly grandma

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: vigorous brass volcanic crater twinkling uncleanness

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: free-loading frozen church building friendly grandma

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: slap-happy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: slap-happy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Exciting hyperactive police squad

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Exciting hyperactive police squad

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Mint rehab juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing Scourge Upon The Earth

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Brindle Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Thriller Corner Tank

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: free-loading frozen church building friendly grandma

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz jewess laser beams

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: slap-happy kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: bateful startled university

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: bateful startled university

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: bateful startled university

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: aromatic bat shit crazy public bath

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: aromatic bat shit crazy public bath

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Translucent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Exciting hyperactive police squad

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Exciting hyperactive police squad

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling parlour

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: avocado rebellious french chef therapy

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50146047)