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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Histrionic Aggressive Office
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Passionate dysfunction
  04/18/25
Cr.
marvelous gold people who are hurt
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
amber hospital
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Hilarious Piazza
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
apoplectic red cuck police squad
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
charismatic national security agency field
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Filthy adventurous stage halford
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Filthy adventurous stage halford
  04/18/25
...
yellow offensive stain affirmative action
  04/18/25
...
talented tank
  08/17/26
...
Anal Chestnut Jap International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Hairraiser dilemma juggernaut
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
yellow offensive stain affirmative action
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Lascivious hunting ground sanctuary
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
yellow offensive stain affirmative action
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Claret market
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
yellow offensive stain affirmative action
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Claret market
  04/18/25
...
Impertinent Trump Supporter Lodge
  08/17/26
...
Impertinent Trump Supporter Lodge
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Dull Hell Quadroon
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Dull Hell Quadroon
  04/18/25
...
Vivacious narrow-minded parlour organic girlfriend
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/18/25
...
Anal Chestnut Jap International Law Enforcement Agency
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Sickened potus
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Claret market
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Passionate dysfunction
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  08/17/26
...
Impertinent Trump Supporter Lodge
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Filthy adventurous stage halford
  08/17/26
ur dumb
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Filthy adventurous stage halford
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Filthy adventurous stage halford
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
burgundy newt senate
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
burgundy newt senate
  08/17/26
...
Bipolar mint menage roommate
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Dull Hell Quadroon
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Dull Hell Quadroon
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
amber hospital
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
vigorous multi-billionaire public bath
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
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tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Histrionic Aggressive Office

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Passionate dysfunction

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: marvelous gold people who are hurt

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: amber hospital

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Hilarious Piazza

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: apoplectic red cuck police squad

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: charismatic national security agency field

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Filthy adventurous stage halford

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Filthy adventurous stage halford

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: yellow offensive stain affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: talented tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Anal Chestnut Jap International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser dilemma juggernaut

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: yellow offensive stain affirmative action

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Lascivious hunting ground sanctuary

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: yellow offensive stain affirmative action

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Claret market

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: yellow offensive stain affirmative action

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Claret market

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Impertinent Trump Supporter Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Impertinent Trump Supporter Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Dull Hell Quadroon

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Dull Hell Quadroon

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Vivacious narrow-minded parlour organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fighting Mentally Impaired Voyeur

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Anal Chestnut Jap International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Sickened potus

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Claret market

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Passionate dysfunction

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Impertinent Trump Supporter Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Filthy adventurous stage halford

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Filthy adventurous stage halford

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Filthy adventurous stage halford

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: burgundy newt senate

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: burgundy newt senate

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Bipolar mint menage roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Dull Hell Quadroon

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Dull Hell Quadroon

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: amber hospital

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: vigorous multi-billionaire public bath

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2:#50149087)