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Went to a wedding yesterday where the bride had her own Best Man

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "...
massive church regret
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stirring self-centered antidepressant drug ticket booth
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filthy sadistic famous landscape painting crotch
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mods plz for pete’s sake
Elite Medicated Stage Clown
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massive church regret
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I said you could come as long as you don’t out me
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Hideous psychic
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Saffron Duck-like Lodge Dingle Berry
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Was he taller than the groom?
Saffron Duck-like Lodge Dingle Berry
  06/07/26
Easily a foot taller lol
massive church regret
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stirring self-centered antidepressant drug ticket booth
  06/07/26
How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?
wine indirect expression multi-billionaire
  06/07/26
Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.
massive church regret
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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: massive church regret

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "I know this might not be conventional, but I had to have my best man here too, well I guess he's 2nd best now" (all her friends shared a knowing laugh). The guy was taller and hotter than the groom, former NFL tight end (practice squad I think, played at UCLA). He got up and told about how he met the bride on one of the swipe apps (he couldn't remember) and she became his best friend; he said she'd answer the phone no matter what time of day he called. Another line I caught was he said "and I know you'll have lots of kids because she is definitely capable." He ended the speech with "I'm honored to be a part of your past, and an option in the future."

I think a lot of it was subtle digs like this. The bride was looking at him like she was in love the entire speech. It almost feels like she was bragging about knowing this guy.

After his speech he gave the groom a playful "noogie" on the head. Anyone seen this?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: stirring self-centered antidepressant drug ticket booth



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: filthy sadistic famous landscape painting crotch



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Elite Medicated Stage Clown

mods plz for pete’s sake

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: massive church regret

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Elite Medicated Stage Clown

I said you could come as long as you don’t out me

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: massive church regret



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Date: June 8th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: violent soul-stirring trust fund toaster



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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Hideous psychic



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Maroon know-it-all masturbator



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Saffron Duck-like Lodge Dingle Berry



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Saffron Duck-like Lodge Dingle Berry

Was he taller than the groom?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: massive church regret

Easily a foot taller lol

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: stirring self-centered antidepressant drug ticket booth



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: wine indirect expression multi-billionaire

How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: massive church regret

Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871842&forum_id=2:#49920783)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: glassy hospital coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871842&forum_id=2:#49922244)