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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: translucent mind-boggling philosopher-king

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: supple bearded garrison keepsake machete

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: translucent mind-boggling philosopher-king



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: lascivious home karate



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: jet-lagged pearly pervert stag film

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Talented geriatric giraffe



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: free-loading godawful sneaky criminal market



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Bateful dopamine indirect expression



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: cowardly yarmulke chapel



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy vengeful hall persian



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: stimulating lay

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria mexican

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: glittery dilemma



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Talented geriatric giraffe



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: stimulating lay

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: glittery dilemma

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria mexican



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: galvanic site



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Bateful dopamine indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: splenetic pit

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: mahogany locus elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Talented geriatric giraffe

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: big chrome indian lodge



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Anal Factory Reset Button Kitchen

Like the Ramones

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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Gaped sepia set private investor



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Bateful dopamine indirect expression

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: self-centered sienna juggernaut jap

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Rambunctious trailer park internal respiration

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: copper exciting business firm

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: bull headed domesticated kitty cat



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: splenetic pit



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Anal Factory Reset Button Kitchen

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Lake Harsh Foreskin



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Peach violent idea he suggested

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle menage

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Mustard Boyish Becky Principal's Office



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: glittery dilemma



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Flushed seedy stage place of business

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: razzle fantasy-prone lodge



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Peach violent idea he suggested



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Peach violent idea he suggested

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Disturbing appetizing telephone native

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good blue theater stage preventive strike

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: french bbw

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: violet base

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal sticky feces

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Lake Harsh Foreskin



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: cracking deranged university

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Abusive point

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: splenetic pit



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: galvanic site



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Bateful dopamine indirect expression



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: sable tripping skinny woman



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: translucent mind-boggling philosopher-king

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: bull headed domesticated kitty cat

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: High-end citrine useless brakes national

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Filthy vigorous box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: burgundy step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: azure big-titted fortuitous meteor

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Lake Harsh Foreskin

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: silver vivacious immigrant windowlicker

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: galvanic site



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: french bbw

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Anal Factory Reset Button Kitchen

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Milky passionate scourge upon the earth

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: exhilarant corner main people

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: translucent mind-boggling philosopher-king

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: self-centered sienna juggernaut jap

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Nighttime striped hyena cumskin

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37915994)