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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
diverse goyim
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
diverse goyim
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
diverse goyim
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
diverse goyim
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
violent salmon temple
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
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misunderstood dilemma french chef
  05/22/26
His moniker?
High-end cream locus
  05/22/26
Colt
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
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Mentally impaired dopamine mother
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hideous cuckoldry
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Embarrassed To The Bone Stag Film
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
bonkers feces chapel
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Flushed international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Mentally impaired dopamine mother
  05/22/26
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Well-lubricated dark rigpig
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Mentally impaired dopamine mother
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
misunderstood dilemma french chef
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Mentally impaired dopamine mother
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Citrine slippery main people
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
soul-stirring cordovan senate private investor
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Cracking thirsty windowlicker forum
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
hideous cuckoldry
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
bonkers feces chapel
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Bisexual lake trailer park
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
hideous cuckoldry
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Flushed international law enforcement agency
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
violent salmon temple
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Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Heady lay
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Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Brass hell
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
misunderstood dilemma french chef
  05/24/26
mods
Sick dead space wagecucks
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
transparent pit coldplay fan
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
gaped death wish yarmulke
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
transparent pit coldplay fan
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
gaped death wish yarmulke
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
cerebral godawful ladyboy
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
transparent pit coldplay fan
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
exciting mauve house roommate
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
lol
violent salmon temple
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Heady lay
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Frum Green Meetinghouse Mediation
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Frum Green Meetinghouse Mediation
  05/22/26
Link?
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Frum Green Meetinghouse Mediation
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Frum Green Meetinghouse Mediation
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Orchid Abnormal Parlor Police Squad
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Stimulating site
  05/27/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker
  05/24/26
AI
bonkers feces chapel
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
misunderstood dilemma french chef
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: diverse goyim

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: diverse goyim

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: diverse goyim

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: diverse goyim

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: diverse goyim

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: diverse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899283)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: diverse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: diverse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: diverse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49916225)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: violent salmon temple

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: misunderstood dilemma french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: High-end cream locus

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dopamine mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: shaky thriller piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: hideous cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: bonkers feces chapel

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Flushed international law enforcement agency

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dopamine mother

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dark rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dopamine mother

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: misunderstood dilemma french chef

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Mentally impaired dopamine mother

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Citrine slippery main people

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring cordovan senate private investor

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Cracking thirsty windowlicker forum

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: hideous cuckoldry

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: bonkers feces chapel

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Bisexual lake trailer park

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: hideous cuckoldry

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Flushed international law enforcement agency

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: violent salmon temple

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Heady lay

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Brass hell

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: misunderstood dilemma french chef

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Sick dead space wagecucks

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: transparent pit coldplay fan

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: gaped death wish yarmulke

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: transparent pit coldplay fan

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: gaped death wish yarmulke

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: cerebral godawful ladyboy

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: transparent pit coldplay fan

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: exciting mauve house roommate

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: violent salmon temple

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Heady lay

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Frum Green Meetinghouse Mediation

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Frum Green Meetinghouse Mediation

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Frum Green Meetinghouse Mediation

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: unholy trust fund

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mahogany national security agency

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Frum Green Meetinghouse Mediation

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Orchid Abnormal Parlor Police Squad

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Stimulating site

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49904576)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Vigorous doobsian candlestick maker

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: bonkers feces chapel

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: misunderstood dilemma french chef

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Lascivious impressive church son of senegal

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2:#49899877)