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i've fucked 10+ girls off YELP by searching for brazilian waxes

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they m...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/21/14
No fuckin way that is awesome
federal cruel-hearted gas station half-breed
  09/21/14
180 triangulation skills bro
fishy floppy psychic yarmulke
  09/21/14
DAT BIG DATA
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/21/14
I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I ...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/21/14
what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and ...
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/21/14
still requires DAT human touch
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur curr...
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/22/14
can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algo...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSS...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself bu...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
this it should also be able to generate the likelihood th...
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/22/14
cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in pro...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
yes, instagram will be invaluable here
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/22/14
...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programme...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
9459435209432504 *Mike Judge taking notes furious...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
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Transparent spectacular plaza
  09/24/14
still lolling @ this *smiles sheepishly* "are y...
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  09/25/14
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fragrant nubile dragon
  01/03/15
Lmao
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  12/26/15
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  03/13/17
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  09/13/18
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Maroon diverse depressive elastic band
  11/13/14
(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)
histrionic lime multi-billionaire house
  09/22/14
NSA
mauve sanctuary
  09/21/14
that's rape
Pontificating den blood rage
  09/21/14
something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/21/14
how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random ...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
(FATAL FLAW masterman)
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/22/14
someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/22/14
(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
highly-doobsian. I like it.
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
not random. I can't give away full details but let's just sa...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doo...
nudist pit legal warrant
  09/22/14
also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canne...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has al...
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/22/14
I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse b...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews,...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and ...
nudist pit legal warrant
  09/22/14
LINK to some reviews?
mauve sanctuary
  09/22/14
brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient t...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving hi...
histrionic lime multi-billionaire house
  09/22/14
b-b-but AUTOMATION btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautifu...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen l...
histrionic lime multi-billionaire house
  09/22/14
my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia a...
Maroon diverse depressive elastic band
  09/22/14
yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. alt...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
another important point: this method only works on people wh...
Maroon diverse depressive elastic band
  09/22/14
I know jesus fucking christ
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot
nudist pit legal warrant
  09/22/14
(faggot) not many reviews are of the "we come he...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl
Yellow talented lay
  09/22/14
guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. ...
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.
razzle parlour hominid
  09/22/14
boom goes the dynamite
Garnet cowardly corn cake
  09/22/14
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Mind-boggling henna national security agency indian lodge
  09/24/14
180 this thread delivered.
histrionic lime multi-billionaire house
  09/22/14
I wish this wasn't flame
obsidian galvanic public bath mad cow disease
  09/22/14
the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true ...
Maroon diverse depressive elastic band
  09/22/14
"ymmv"
Thriller Pale Kitchen
  09/22/14
Self-confirmed not flame
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
icymi
Maroon diverse depressive elastic band
  09/22/14
Unngh http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_An...
provocative doobsian abode death wish
  09/22/14
yeah but: One Medical Group Category: Family Prac...
Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  09/22/14
lol
provocative doobsian abode death wish
  09/22/14
1 fucking 80
Navy step-uncle's house laser beams
  09/24/14
jfc
bateful lake casino
  09/13/18
lol
Chocolate know-it-all marketing idea cruise ship
  09/13/18
This is basically like Carfax for vaginas.
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  07/13/26
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  07/20/26
* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee sho...
obsidian galvanic public bath mad cow disease
  09/22/14
1800000000
Maroon diverse depressive elastic band
  09/25/14
Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie ae...
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  09/25/14
sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like...
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  09/25/14
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  11/12/14
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  01/03/15
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  12/24/15
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Vivacious bipolar locus reading party
  03/13/17
180 if true. Innovation!
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  09/13/18
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  05/11/26
imagine what Claude could do with this info
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  07/20/26


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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

I make note of hot girls who give salon reviews where they mention getting Brazilian waxes, then I triangulate where they are likely to hang out based on their dinner/club reviews, then I find them, kino, and BAM smooth-as-fuck pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371764)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: federal cruel-hearted gas station half-breed

No fuckin way that is awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371783)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: fishy floppy psychic yarmulke

180 triangulation skills bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371803)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

DAT BIG DATA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371824)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:57 PM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

I also have tons of stuff to talk about them with because I can mimic their interests based on their extensive yelp reviews. it is ridiculous, connection is so deep that the first-night fuck is pretty much guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371892)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:58 PM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

what happens when some nerd makes an app to do all this and u lose ur edge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371898)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

still requires DAT human touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371951)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:04 AM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

not really. u could automate and optimize everything ur currently doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371963)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:06 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

can't automate a cock in a WAXED SMOOTH pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371978)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

it could do all the triangulation shit for you using an algorithm that shows a rough percentage likelihood of being in a given place on a given date based on data she has poasted to social media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372088)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

link to that being enough to get cock into SILKY SMOOTH PUSSY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372106)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

brother, a car is not going to drive you places by itself but that does not mean you cant use it to get around a lot more easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372156)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

this

it should also be able to generate the likelihood that they are dtf based on other publicaly available variables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372122)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

cr. tattoos, likes to smoke, single, # of swear words in profile, piercings, atheist/agnostic, steampunk/alt/hipster....etc.

also screens out women who keep all their social media posts private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372179)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

yes, instagram will be invaluable here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372193)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

I am literally lolling at the thought of an indian programmer wearing an oversized Hilfiger polo and khakis fresh from the dryer lurching alongside a hot honey, hurridly shoving his phone into his pocket while she thinks she catches a glimpse of her yelp profile up on the screen, and saying, "you have been to this club three times in the past two months, have you not? I am also aware that you enjoyed your Brazilian wax from the salon." and then going home to RAGE on PUA forums that this method is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372194)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

9459435209432504

*Mike Judge taking notes furiously for Silicon Valley*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372200)



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:27 AM
Author: Transparent spectacular plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26385761)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: Transparent spectacular plaza

still lolling @ this

*smiles sheepishly*

"are you jen87?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26392563)



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: fragrant nubile dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#27047498)



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Date: December 26th, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Exciting orchestra pit immigrant

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#29456164)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#32820968)



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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: exhilarant purple athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#36800182)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:14 AM
Author: Maroon diverse depressive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26706469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: histrionic lime multi-billionaire house

(SOFTSKILLMASTERMAN)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372107)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:52 PM
Author: mauve sanctuary

NSA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371834)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Pontificating den blood rage

that's rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371842)



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Date: September 21st, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

something to be said for a "Brazilian wax" defense: can't be asking for it much more clearly than to get a Brazilian. implied consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371867)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

how do you know where they will be? do you just pick random clubs/bars they review and show up at one of them each weekend? doesn't seem very likely to land a hit.

idk man this is pretty suspect...I see a lot of flaws in this method.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371925)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

(FATAL FLAW masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371933)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

someone has to be the aspie needle that pops the balloon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371945)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:03 AM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

just cross-check across fb/4s check-ins bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371957)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

(roy hobbs to my wilford brimly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371973)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:07 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

highly-doobsian. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371984)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

not random. I can't give away full details but let's just say I triangulate.

state ur flaws and if I can without pulling back the curtain too much, I'll gladly answer. it doesn't have the mass marketability of the LICK msg but no reason other bros couldn't create their own workable methods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371970)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

I imagine that the average female yelp reviewer has reviewed some 5+ bars/restaurants/clubs, and might not even go out every weekend. seems like it would take a while.

unless you really do full on doobsian FB-stalker shit like fratty was talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371995)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: nudist pit legal warrant

dude pretty sure he's not worried about going "full doobs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372004)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

also, how do you approach in each venue? you have some canned icebreaker or do you "subtly" try to ninja your way over to them and introduce yourself in a chill, fratty, natural way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372007)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

brother I'm not just blasting out my resume to every jerb on monster. these are HIGHLY TAILORED approaches based on my research. If I see a chick at a chill cocktail lounge with the girls, well I know they have tried similar places in the past, and this chick loves drinks with whisky, but she went with some friends to some louder clubs a couple weekends ago and didn't like them, so its *walks up with my whisky cocktail* "hey this is a great place isn't it? much better than those douchy clubs like _____ where you can't hear anyone talk. and the drinks are amazing, I've been really into whisky stuff lately like this ____"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372094)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

really creepy, hilarious and impressive all at the same time. 180 if not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372123)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

you don't understand the level of obsession many chicks have with yelp. they have HUNDREDS of DETAILED reviews. think of the level of narcissism it takes to basically tell the world "this lady did a great job of making my PUSSY SILKY SMOOTH so I can go take HOT COCK."

and yes it does require in-depth profiling and research -- "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art -- but rest assured this is no different from any dood trying to work a girl he wants to fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372040)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

how much do the odds of 1st date anal increase if she has also posted yelp reviews of tattoo parlours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372053)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

I don't have any tats so that wouldn't be in my wheelhouse but I like the way you think and may incorporate some fake tats into my regimen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372118)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

" "doobsian FB-stalker shit" is a description I feel lacks nuance and appreciation for my art"

tyft

well brother I applaud your efforts and the method does seem to have some novelty. I don't think it would be for me since I like fucking fat chicks from okc for minimal effort, but to each his own.

pretty clever if you aren't full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372067)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

another thing is if they do have that many detailed reviews, doesn't that make tracking them down even harder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372110)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: nudist pit legal warrant

look man if you research enough of these dumb fucksluts and actually remember what dozens of them look like, sure this could work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26371999)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: mauve sanctuary

LINK to some reviews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

brother several of my poasts in this thread are sufficient to teach you to fish, but if you want to also find some good fishing grounds, then google your city + yelp + Brazilian wax. be aware, fishing takes patience. you will find there will be many "nibbles" on ur pole that turn out to be old boots, tires, logs, other bros' lines, etc. but keep fishing and eventually you'll land something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372157)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: histrionic lime multi-billionaire house

This nigga is giving posters fucking hope and they giving him semantics. A prophet will never be accepted in his homeland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372196)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

b-b-but AUTOMATION

btw I fucking LOVE smooth waxed beautiful pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372226)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: histrionic lime multi-billionaire house

The aspie tells are so easy. They just fly off the screen lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372254)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Maroon diverse depressive elastic band

my friends and i come here every weds night for the trivia and $1 tacos!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372204)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

yeah but that's assuming she leaves a comment like this. although....I guess that wouldn't be uncommon come to think of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372219)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Maroon diverse depressive elastic band

another important point: this method only works on people who are female and post lots of yelp reviews, including one of a bikini wax (harrison)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372229)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

I know jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372236)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: nudist pit legal warrant

wow harrison blown up. did he blow up your balloon knot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372239)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

(faggot)

not many reviews are of the "we come here every x night for the y dollar zs!!" variety.

but ...I guess...he could....target....you know what stfu. JUST STFU.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372246)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Yellow talented lay

holy shit, harrison got gaped by a girl

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:41 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

guess she had to put some points on the bort at some point. im still way ahead.

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:46 AM
Author: razzle parlour hominid

alright fine, it was good, okay??? IT WAS GOOD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372932)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 5:58 AM
Author: Garnet cowardly corn cake

boom goes the dynamite



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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling henna national security agency indian lodge



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: histrionic lime multi-billionaire house

180 this thread delivered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26372172)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 2:07 AM
Author: obsidian galvanic public bath mad cow disease

I wish this wasn't flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 4:33 AM
Author: Maroon diverse depressive elastic band

the thing is, someone actually did come up with this. true or not, its fucking 1800000

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 6:55 AM
Author: Thriller Pale Kitchen

"ymmv"

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

Self-confirmed not flame

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 3:06 AM
Author: Maroon diverse depressive elastic band

icymi

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: provocative doobsian abode death wish

Unngh

http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=t5eyT7Wx_AnFstBgDcbD8A

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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party

yeah but:

One Medical Group

Category: Family Practice

Neighborhoods: Midtown West, Midtown East

5.0 star rating

8/28/2014

...I called the office on Tuesday this week, needing an appointment for a UTI/yeast infection (you know how uncomfortable these are, and how you really NEED to see someone and get oral medication if it gets out of hand).

....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26373634)



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: provocative doobsian abode death wish

lol

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Date: September 24th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Navy step-uncle's house laser beams

1 fucking 80

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Author: bateful lake casino

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Date: September 13th, 2018 9:06 AM
Author: Chocolate know-it-all marketing idea cruise ship

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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:05 AM
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Date: July 20th, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: September 22nd, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: obsidian galvanic public bath mad cow disease

* plops down near yelp target at the neighborhood coffee shop *

* pulls out iPhone and starts loudly talking to self *

"Waddup bro!"

"Hell yeah I caught the game last night. But hold up! Hold up! Have you tried that new Italian joint at the corner of 9th and Pearson?"

"Dawwwg. Dawwwg. C'mon man. You haven't lived. Listen, forget the game tonight. Try the spot. Have a glass of Malbec and you gotta try their Pannacotta. You gotta. To die for."

"I said forget the game tonight. Try the spot."

"You know what? Go fuck yourself! If you ain't a foodie fuck off!"

* throws down phone and abruptly leers at girl *

"Me? I'm a foodie. You ever try that frozen custard spot five blocks down?"

"Yeah yea that's the one. Only one word: orgasmic. right?"

"How bout that French bakery run by that Jap couple?"

"Oh you know it too? 'Who can have just one chocolate croissant when they're staring at you by the register.' Am I right?"

"What's that? Naw, we don't know each other. but I think we're having a foodie moment here."

"What? Alright. But real quick. Have you tried that sushi spot in our city that bourdain visited?"

"Why? I'm just asking. I'm feeling something special like your the kind of girl who would."

"How bout that new joint with the Hong Kong toast?"

"See! See! That's what I'm talking about. This is kooky we got sum thin real deep here."

"How bout those Macaroons at the corner of 37th and Jefferson?"

"I said I'm just asking already! We got a connection."

"I mean the new Ramen spot. 'The gold standard.' right?"

"Wait! This is how I talk with everybody!"

"I said I'm just asking already!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2680846&forum_id=2:#26377259)



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Date: September 25th, 2014 2:02 AM
Author: Maroon diverse depressive elastic band

1800000000

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Geriatric brilliant dilemma

Just msg them directly I yelp and compliment their foodie aesthetic. Instant pussy.

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Date: September 25th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: cocky adulterous parlor trump supporter

sounds pretty CREEPY to message someone out of the blue like a STALKER

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Date: November 12th, 2014 4:08 AM
Author: Maroon diverse depressive elastic band



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Date: January 3rd, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party



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Date: December 24th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: Vivacious bipolar locus reading party



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Author: sapphire filthy nursing home

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