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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
maize french chef
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Cruel-hearted Galvanic Forum
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
cobalt theater nibblets
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
crimson racy pisswyrm
  08/30/25
...
Multi-colored Violent Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Bistre Dog Poop Halford
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Green soul-stirring feces parlor
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
maize french chef
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Green soul-stirring feces parlor
  08/31/25
...
cyan fiercely-loyal potus faggot firefighter
  08/31/25
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Arousing Filthpig
  08/31/25
delusional take
cyan fiercely-loyal potus faggot firefighter
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
French Exciting Regret
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Arousing Filthpig
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Arousing Filthpig
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
maize french chef
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Arousing Filthpig
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
maize french chef
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Arousing Filthpig
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/03/25
List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was ...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  09/05/25
...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Hot jap striped hyena
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  09/05/25
...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
maize french chef
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Cerebral sanctuary depressive
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Cerebral sanctuary depressive
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/05/25
Kenny
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
maize french chef
  09/06/25
...
charismatic mood
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/06/25
...
charismatic mood
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
maize french chef
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
sepia keepsake machete
  09/07/25
Explain
maize french chef
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
curious stage
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
maize french chef
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
maize french chef
  09/07/25
...
French Exciting Regret
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Arousing Filthpig
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Arousing Filthpig
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Arousing Filthpig
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Arousing Filthpig
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Arousing Filthpig
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Arousing Filthpig
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Arousing Filthpig
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  01/18/26
...
Arousing Filthpig
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Overrated Skinny Woman Temple
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Arousing Filthpig
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Arousing Filthpig
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Arousing Filthpig
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Arousing Filthpig
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Arousing Filthpig
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
maize french chef
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Arousing Filthpig
  01/31/26
Sinner lost
maize french chef
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Arousing Filthpig
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Arousing Filthpig
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Arousing Filthpig
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Soggy learning disabled generalized bond lodge
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Arousing Filthpig
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Arousing Filthpig
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Arousing Filthpig
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  05/28/26
...
Arousing Filthpig
  05/28/26
...
maize french chef
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  07/12/26
...
Arousing Filthpig
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Electric light pistol
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
fishy frum ladyboy chapel
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
...
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26
https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garr...
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: maize french chef

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Galvanic Forum

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: cobalt theater nibblets

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: crimson racy pisswyrm

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Violent Indian Lodge International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Bistre Dog Poop Halford

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Green soul-stirring feces parlor

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: maize french chef

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Green soul-stirring feces parlor

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: cyan fiercely-loyal potus faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225821)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#50125880)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: cyan fiercely-loyal potus faggot firefighter

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: French Exciting Regret

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: maize french chef

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: maize french chef

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49234977)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

List of every grand slam semifinalist since this thread was made

Alcaraz, Carlos

Arnaldi, Matteo

Auger-Aliassime, Félix

Cobolli, Flavio

Djokovic, Novak

Fery, Arthur

Khachanov, Karen

Menšík, Jakub

Shelton, Ben

Sinner, Jannik

Tiafoe, Frances

Zverev, Alexander

Add Taylor Fritz and Lorenzo Musetti if you go back to May 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#50125851)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Hot jap striped hyena

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: maize french chef

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Cerebral sanctuary depressive

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Cerebral sanctuary depressive

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: maize french chef

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: charismatic mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: charismatic mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: maize french chef

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: sepia keepsake machete

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: maize french chef

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: curious stage

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: maize french chef

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: maize french chef

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: French Exciting Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Overrated Skinny Woman Temple

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: maize french chef

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: maize french chef

Sinner lost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Soggy learning disabled generalized bond lodge

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Arousing Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: maize french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Arousing Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Electric light pistol

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: fishy frum ladyboy chapel

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#50124663)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

https://www.atptour.com/en/news/sinner-cerundolo-roland-garros-2026-thursday

Bros, this article literally says that the #1 player lost to #56 because he got tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2:#50126050)