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Boomers final trick will be a 20 year bear market

Boomers are looking at the longest retirement period of any ...
Talented crackhouse
  03/07/14
JFC shitboomers
confused motley nibblets twinkling uncleanness
  03/07/14
*shakes fist at sky* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEERS!!!
free-loading tanning salon
  06/29/17
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aquamarine disgusting state
  04/11/18
*blows on hand like Kaiser Soze*
Heady locus
  03/07/14
180
Racy Shitlib
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pea-brained black woman friendly grandma
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Laughsome Double Fault
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180 abode legend
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Talented crackhouse
  10/25/16
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free-loading tanning salon
  06/29/17
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Talented crackhouse
  09/04/17
*boomers shuffling off mortal coil, limp disappearing*
aquamarine disgusting state
  04/11/18
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self-centered soggy theatre
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Duck-like Abnormal Hospital
  12/24/18
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irradiated plaza
  06/14/21
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Frum transparent resort
  04/05/25
fuck my ass i can't even think of a counter argument
mentally impaired jap
  03/07/14
there isn't one boomer teachers taught gen x and gen y to l...
Clear low-t school cafeteria
  12/24/18
As they SELL EVERYTHING they have looted, pretty hard not to...
Provocative internal respiration
  01/06/19
there will be ways to make money even if there is a protract...
Massive Cobalt Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  03/07/14
fuck. there has to be some way to profit off of them?
mentally impaired jap
  03/07/14
definitely senior housing properties companies that ma...
Massive Cobalt Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  03/07/14
know of any REITs that only invest in senior housing and/or ...
mentally impaired jap
  03/07/14
A good one I have found is LTC - they invest in senior ho...
Massive Cobalt Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  03/07/14
ty
mentally impaired jap
  03/07/14
wow ty
bespoke useless brakes ape
  03/18/14
I thought a bunch of retirement community corps filed bk aft...
vivacious dilemma goyim
  10/16/14
180
razzle house
  06/20/15
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gay misanthropic public bath
  06/02/17
Up about 60% since this poast, not too shabby
Soul-stirring Magical Spot
  06/29/17
Although down 10% from there now. Still, with that OAFISH di...
Boyish Crotch Orchestra Pit
  02/13/19
licensing requirements for senior housing have become pretty...
Effete space death wish
  03/11/14
I think he's referring to investments in companies that do i...
Talented crackhouse
  03/11/14
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Duck-like Abnormal Hospital
  12/10/18
IRL lol
Charismatic Milk Pit
  02/27/20
Lol
Pontificating multi-billionaire
  10/16/14
3x inverse S&P ETF
Slate travel guidebook
  09/23/14
JFC
Deep Stirring Institution
  09/04/17
Of course there are ways to make money. But buying and hold...
Talented crackhouse
  03/07/14
yeah shit does this mean index funds are out?
mentally impaired jap
  03/07/14
index funds are already becoming dangerous in my mind
Massive Cobalt Theater Stage Water Buffalo
  03/07/14
EXPLAIN!
Lavender sweet tailpipe
  02/08/15
General market exposure is not the place to find value atm
ivory infuriating cuckoldry
  08/15/15
Date: August 15th, 2015 3:21 PM Author: colt, rode off into...
Deep Stirring Institution
  09/04/17
Date: March 7th, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Refunkulus (Some guy...
Deep Stirring Institution
  09/04/17
Probably not yet. And if you're a passive investor they wil...
Talented crackhouse
  03/07/14
it's between index funds or residential real estate investin...
mentally impaired jap
  03/07/14
I moved some more funds into international. I basically jus...
Talented crackhouse
  03/07/14
you can't really make a protracted bear market the market s...
Clear low-t school cafeteria
  01/20/16
Yesterday at my gym I overheard 3 disgusting shitboomers tal...
Racy Shitlib
  03/07/14
Zero shame. In one of my cases, a shitboomer trashtalked li...
Stimulating medicated digit ratio
  03/07/14
Details...describe what he said
Racy Shitlib
  03/07/14
180
mentally impaired jap
  03/07/14
And your client is another boomer chortling about this at hi...
Talented crackhouse
  03/07/14
There's always a catch.
Stimulating medicated digit ratio
  03/07/14
they have ruined the world
Provocative internal respiration
  01/06/19
This is scholarship
French internet-worthy set
  03/07/14
http://www.thereformedbroker.com/2014/03/05/the-relentless-b...
Talented crackhouse
  03/07/14
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Talented crackhouse
  03/18/14
lol. and what happens when this boomer selling causes F500 P...
Crawly sneaky criminal field
  03/18/14
The Fed will prop up the market.
apoplectic ladyboy reading party
  03/18/14
makes no sense. the share price of a stock is function o...
Crawly sneaky criminal field
  03/18/14
I agree with LTM this mass exodus will not occur. Too much...
apoplectic ladyboy reading party
  03/18/14
that's not the issue i'm exploring in this subthread though
Crawly sneaky criminal field
  03/18/14
I'm saying your premise is flawed but my knee jerk was Fed p...
apoplectic ladyboy reading party
  03/18/14
Those holding most of the market's publicly traded shares ar...
Galvanic indian lodge dragon
  03/18/14
Cr
apoplectic ladyboy reading party
  03/18/14
Cr. Some hilarious neckbeardism on display itt. And probab...
Charismatic Milk Pit
  03/18/14
Well yeah, that's probably a significant fact as well.
Talented crackhouse
  08/02/14
Twist: Millennials should already be the primary consumers.
Insanely creepy community account theater
  06/17/15
True, but boomers should also be in the ground. Their extend...
Galvanic indian lodge dragon
  06/20/15
so they will pull all of their equity out of the market, con...
Crawly sneaky criminal field
  03/18/14
interesting. it seems to me that maybe increased consumptio...
supple plum old irish cottage step-uncle's house
  03/18/14
On old-folk stuff and their consumption is lower, even if it...
Talented crackhouse
  03/18/14
you're still talking about a huge influx of consumer spendin...
Crawly sneaky criminal field
  03/18/14
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Crawly sneaky criminal field
  09/23/14
FUCK. Here's why that really fucks us: http://www.nyti...
Talented crackhouse
  08/02/14
Gained 20 percent last 12 months, gonna gain 5 percent when ...
Talented crackhouse
  09/23/14
invest in diapers, home health-care aids and shitty fast cas...
Beady-eyed ruddy casino
  09/23/14
They're going to be spending money like whoa. it's up to us...
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Reminder
Talented crackhouse
  10/16/14
fma
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Pontificating multi-billionaire
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Provocative internal respiration
  02/08/15
protracted bear market is extremely unlikely. stocks are va...
Clear low-t school cafeteria
  02/09/15
fuck boomers
tan stead
  02/09/15
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/net-outflows-befall-401-k-2253...
Talented crackhouse
  06/16/15
Withdrawals from 401(k) plans are now exceeding new contribu...
Talented crackhouse
  06/16/15
...
Talented crackhouse
  06/17/15
no...no....NOOOOOOOOO
Submissive odious cruise ship
  06/16/15
"gotta leave a legacy somehow ;)"
purple deer antler dog poop
  06/16/15
How much stock do Boomers own?
hairraiser hall people who are hurt
  06/17/15
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wild stage
  08/15/15
Question for economic mastermen. Any chance the added taxes ...
saffron parlour mood
  08/15/15
no
Talented crackhouse
  06/10/16
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Slimy Rusted Toaster
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Talented crackhouse
  01/20/16
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big underhanded piazza
  01/20/16
Prophetic.
Sticky Embarrassed To The Bone Mexican Corner
  01/20/16
at best, this principle alone could only have a short term e...
Crawly sneaky criminal field
  01/20/16
(optimist)
Talented crackhouse
  10/25/16
fuck.
mentally impaired jap
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Green New Version
  09/19/16
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big underhanded piazza
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Talented crackhouse
  06/02/17
depressing
hyperventilating forum
  06/02/17
Great thread
gay misanthropic public bath
  06/02/17
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Passionate Macaca
  06/29/17
I believe OP said their FINAL trick.
Pearly ungodly boistinker
  06/29/17
Worth pointing out that I also provided a specific date, whi...
Talented crackhouse
  06/29/17
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Passionate Macaca
  06/29/17
Rough estimate for the prediction in this thread, because bo...
Talented crackhouse
  06/29/17
wouldn't a 20 yr bear market be great for most of us in our ...
know-it-all bateful center police squad
  06/29/17
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Passionate Macaca
  06/29/17
It's not gonna happen til we're in our 40s, but yes, it'll b...
Talented crackhouse
  06/29/17
who will all be unemployed
exciting national love of her life
  12/10/18
It turns out they have a different final trick.
Fiercely-loyal Brunch Pisswyrm
  10/02/17
Holy shit, I just searched for this thread so I could bump i...
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Green New Version
  12/10/18
The Eternal Boomer
aquamarine disgusting state
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Mahogany shrine goal in life
  12/17/18
Not really a "generations" guy. Is Trump a boomer?
razzmatazz address
  12/24/18
He's an early boomer, one of the first boomers. The best bo...
Talented crackhouse
  12/24/18
"Believe me, I understand booming better than anyone&qu...
razzmatazz address
  12/24/18
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French internet-worthy set
  12/24/18
We're talking international boomers here? What % of equities...
French internet-worthy set
  12/24/18
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Passionate Macaca
  01/06/19
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Talented crackhouse
  01/06/19
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olive menage skinny woman
  02/13/19
boomers are like that parasite that lives inside bugs, sucki...
bearded contagious messiness
  02/13/19
Things aren’t as bad as this thread makes them seem. ...
Lilac business firm
  02/13/19
Now do millennials.
Talented crackhouse
  03/16/20
Hehe
Milky Insecure Base
  09/03/19
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razzmatazz address
  02/27/20
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self-centered soggy theatre
  02/27/20
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Green New Version
  03/04/20
FLIGHT TO SAFETY
Talented crackhouse
  03/09/20
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big underhanded piazza
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Fiercely-loyal Brunch Pisswyrm
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French internet-worthy set
  03/15/20
(2020 Nobel Prize for Economics)
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  03/15/20
Woah CR friend
appetizing alcoholic depressive foreskin
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Passionate Macaca
  03/16/20
XOXO always prescient
Sooty range
  03/16/20
https://imgur.com/a/BnOnclz
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  03/16/20
"Flu seems bad this year. Let's ruin the economy for a ...
olive menage skinny woman
  03/23/20
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Frozen Harsh Dysfunction Parlor
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Claret spectacular degenerate office
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Green New Version
  05/20/21
Now do market growth in real terms....
Talented crackhouse
  05/20/21
Close but it was actually BlackRock serfdom
mustard bossy nursing home keepsake machete
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Hyperactive immigrant heaven
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erotic glassy halford knife
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Thirsty shimmering rigpig newt
  05/09/22
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French internet-worthy set
  05/11/22
immigrants will save us
Lascivious Dead Candlestick Maker Native
  05/11/22
Thanks, Trump
Talented crackhouse
  08/03/25
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Green New Version
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big underhanded piazza
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razzmatazz address
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excitant toilet seat
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Passionate Macaca
  01/28/23
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Crawly sneaky criminal field
  07/29/23
Youngest boomers are currently 59, so we're looking at 2029 ...
Sinister Pale Hell
  07/29/23
Mandatory required distributions start at age 73
Talented crackhouse
  05/11/26
True downturn won’t start until the last boomer conver...
Twisted twinkling stage mad cow disease
  07/29/23
The most ridiculous part of OP is the idea that the Social S...
Talented crackhouse
  07/29/23
...
hilarious kitchen half-breed
  04/05/25
this didn't pan out
Salmon Gas Station
  05/11/26
???? They haven’t even started.
Talented crackhouse
  05/12/26
?
nullo spammer = closeted gay Grindr fag
  09/01/26
the Great Depression of '27 has a nice ring to it
Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)
  09/01/26


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Date: March 7th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Boomers are looking at the longest retirement period of any generation ever, some 20-30 years on average. This means that stocks are actually an increasing and important part of their retirement strategy. 10 year t-notes won't get it done. So working boomers are currently on a massive equity buying binge. But once the youngest boomer finally hits 65, they will institute a perpetual selling of equities. Because they hold the majority of the wealth, they will drown out millennials attempting to buy in. The stock market will be flat until all their assets have been spent or converted to bonds.

This will suck ass and the day your parents die the Dow will be down, their last shares of GE sold to pay for the funeral. Buzzfeed's lead story will be that the Social Security Trust Fund is officially insolvent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147110)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: confused motley nibblets twinkling uncleanness

JFC shitboomers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147112)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: free-loading tanning salon

*shakes fist at sky*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666735)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: aquamarine disgusting state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#35815493)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Heady locus

*blows on hand like Kaiser Soze*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147119)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Racy Shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25213131)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: pea-brained black woman friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26527242)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: Laughsome Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28133113)



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Date: September 19th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: 180 abode legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#31442809)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#31727546)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: free-loading tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666736)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 7:52 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#34133951)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 11:09 AM
Author: aquamarine disgusting state

*boomers shuffling off mortal coil, limp disappearing*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#35815496)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 1:30 PM
Author: self-centered soggy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37383149)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: Duck-like Abnormal Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37464622)



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Date: June 14th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: irradiated plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#42627768)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 2:08 AM
Author: Frum transparent resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#48817379)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap

fuck my ass i can't even think of a counter argument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147298)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Clear low-t school cafeteria

there isn't one

boomer teachers taught gen x and gen y to leave the world a better place than they found it

gen x and gen y bought it and boomers laughing all the way to long retirements, sex club nursing homes, and pensions pensions pensions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37463996)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 2:50 PM
Author: Provocative internal respiration

As they SELL EVERYTHING they have looted, pretty hard not to agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37538282)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Massive Cobalt Theater Stage Water Buffalo

there will be ways to make money even if there is a protracted bear market, but I agree with you that it is a considerable risk. So is a multi year real estate bear market as boomers get older.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147367)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap

fuck. there has to be some way to profit off of them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147373)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: Massive Cobalt Theater Stage Water Buffalo

definitely

senior housing properties

companies that make stuff like knee and hip replacements

companies that sell clothing to increasingly insecure and vain boomer women



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147382)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap

know of any REITs that only invest in senior housing and/or assisted living properties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147404)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Massive Cobalt Theater Stage Water Buffalo

A good one I have found is

LTC - they invest in senior housing and autistim care housing, 5.5% dividend, payments monthly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147417)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147460)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: bespoke useless brakes ape

wow ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214348)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: vivacious dilemma goyim

I thought a bunch of retirement community corps filed bk after the last bubble burst. They're leveraged to the hilt so if there's another dip you could take a serious bath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26527291)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 7:56 AM
Author: razzle house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28163669)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:48 AM
Author: gay misanthropic public bath



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Date: June 29th, 2017 7:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Magical Spot

Up about 60% since this poast, not too shabby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666631)



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Date: February 13th, 2019 8:45 PM
Author: Boyish Crotch Orchestra Pit

Although down 10% from there now. Still, with that OAFISH dividend, not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37778707)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Effete space death wish

licensing requirements for senior housing have become pretty stringent. I would have thought buying a 4 bedroom house and instead of renting it to 4 college students for $1000 each, you rent it to 8 old people for $2000 each and have a mexican around to mind them at $9 per hour, would be a good idea. But there are significant barriers to entry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25170624)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 3:06 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

I think he's referring to investments in companies that do it, not actually taking care of old people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25170662)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Duck-like Abnormal Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37383051)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 9:46 AM
Author: Charismatic Milk Pit

IRL lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39660591)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Pontificating multi-billionaire

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26526971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Slate travel guidebook

3x inverse S&P ETF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26380883)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Deep Stirring Institution

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#34134011)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Of course there are ways to make money. But buying and holding a broad pool of equity may not work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147400)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap

yeah shit does this mean index funds are out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147416)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Massive Cobalt Theater Stage Water Buffalo

index funds are already becoming dangerous in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147439)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Lavender sweet tailpipe

EXPLAIN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#27277739)



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Date: August 15th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: ivory infuriating cuckoldry

General market exposure is not the place to find value atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28557469)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Deep Stirring Institution

Date: August 15th, 2015 3:21 PM

Author: colt, rode off into sunset 12/22/2015

General market exposure is not the place to find value atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=#)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#34134012)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:08 AM
Author: Deep Stirring Institution

Date: March 7th, 2014 12:23 PM

Author: Refunkulus (Some guys prefer syrup - but I prefer the jelly.)

index funds are already becoming dangerous in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2#25147439)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#34134025)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:25 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Probably not yet. And if you're a passive investor they will still be okay as a store of wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147459)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap

it's between index funds or residential real estate investing for me. index funds are weighted 25% international, 75% domestic, and 80% equity, 20% bonds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147483)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

I moved some more funds into international. I basically just try to keep a balanced portfolio but will put extra into underperforming classes of assets. In my lay investing strategy, anything with five year returns/losses of 25 percent is signaling sell/buy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147520)



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Date: January 20th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Clear low-t school cafeteria

you can't really make a protracted bear market

the market should be priced to make money



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#29639249)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Racy Shitlib

Yesterday at my gym I overheard 3 disgusting shitboomers talk about y heir recent trip to Aspen. Guys were probably 60-65, and looked likerich douchebags. One guy is like "Hey Bob, any hanky panky going on in those hot tubs after skiing?"

Another shitboomers was like "not in my cabin, but I hear Bill's cabin was rocking."

Then one of the boomers was left and one of his friends said "Be well Jim. Remember, lots of sex and alcohol!"

They were having this conversation loudly in front of several familes witg children. Do these fucks have zero shame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147421)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Stimulating medicated digit ratio

Zero shame. In one of my cases, a shitboomer trashtalked like this about using and abusing girls my age. I obtained a judgment against him and then convinced my client to attach to the fucker's Lexus in front of his kid's school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147471)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Racy Shitlib

Details...describe what he said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147484)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147485)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

And your client is another boomer chortling about this at his country club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147498)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Stimulating medicated digit ratio

There's always a catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147504)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 2:50 PM
Author: Provocative internal respiration

they have ruined the world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37538284)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: French internet-worthy set

This is scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147454)



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Date: March 7th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

http://www.thereformedbroker.com/2014/03/05/the-relentless-bid-explained/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25147492)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25170599)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25213081)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Crawly sneaky criminal field

lol. and what happens when this boomer selling causes F500 P/E ratios to fall from their historical average of 15 to like 4? Mass corporate acquisitions ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25213123)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: apoplectic ladyboy reading party

The Fed will prop up the market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214328)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:22 PM
Author: Crawly sneaky criminal field

makes no sense.

the share price of a stock is function of its future earnings. historically that ratio has been 15 (i.e., market is will to pay 15x a company's expected annual income stream) if OP thinks boomers leaving the equity markets will have a significant effect on share price irrespective of a company's financial performance, then at some point P/E ratios are going to plummet, in which case companies could be bought for ridiculously cheap. At some point something has to give. imagine being able to pay $1B to acquire a company that will earn $250M/year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214359)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: apoplectic ladyboy reading party

I agree with LTM this mass exodus will not occur. Too much equity is wrapped up in too few hands for serious sell offs to occur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214376)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Crawly sneaky criminal field

that's not the issue i'm exploring in this subthread though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214391)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: apoplectic ladyboy reading party

I'm saying your premise is flawed but my knee jerk was Fed prop up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214399)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge dragon

Those holding most of the market's publicly traded shares are not retirees who need to cash out their portfolios to fund their retirements. Those who need to cash out are but a tiny blip on the radar screen. The bigger problem is whether the American consumer machine will continue to grow once debt-laden low-income millenials become the primary consumers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25213164)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: apoplectic ladyboy reading party

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214331)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Charismatic Milk Pit

Cr. Some hilarious neckbeardism on display itt. And probably some rationalizing for being too scared to invest over the last 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214385)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Well yeah, that's probably a significant fact as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26048351)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 3:43 PM
Author: Insanely creepy community account theater

Twist: Millennials should already be the primary consumers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28142315)



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Date: June 20th, 2015 8:29 AM
Author: Galvanic indian lodge dragon

True, but boomers should also be in the ground. Their extended lifespan and larger share of income relative to olds of prior generations has kept consumer spending healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28163702)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Crawly sneaky criminal field

so they will pull all of their equity out of the market, convert it to cash, then spend it as consumers, thus driving up corporate revenues and profits? And you think the result of this is that equity prices will go DOWN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25213535)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: supple plum old irish cottage step-uncle's house

interesting. it seems to me that maybe increased consumption and lower aggregate investment would in fact drive up interest rates, so not sure how it would shake out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214232)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

On old-folk stuff and their consumption is lower, even if it matches equity outflows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214246)



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Date: March 18th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Crawly sneaky criminal field

you're still talking about a huge influx of consumer spending into the market. i mean they aren't going to liquidate all of their assets, convert it to cash then burn the cash to keep warm. the only reason to liquidate it is to spend it. if they were just being risk adverse they would just convert to T-bills or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#25214341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Crawly sneaky criminal field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26380895)



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Date: August 2nd, 2014 5:46 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

FUCK.

Here's why that really fucks us:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/26/upshot/why-a-soaring-stock-market-is-wasted-on-the-young.html

Look at the chart in the middle with steady eddie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26048343)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Gained 20 percent last 12 months, gonna gain 5 percent when I'm 50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26380865)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed ruddy casino

invest in diapers, home health-care aids and shitty fast casual restaurants like Applebees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26380939)



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Date: September 23rd, 2014 10:59 AM
Author: poppy fat ankles doctorate

They're going to be spending money like whoa. it's up to us to make sure it ends up in our pockets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26380917)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 10:34 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Reminder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26526925)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: flushed dashing personal credit line location

fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26526960)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Tantric market haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26526964)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Pontificating multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#26526972)



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Date: February 8th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Provocative internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#27277718)



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Date: February 9th, 2015 12:02 AM
Author: Clear low-t school cafeteria

protracted bear market is extremely unlikely.

stocks are valued in order to make money that justifies the risks

therefore, if the market overall is seen as likely shitty for a long time, what is more likely to happen is that it takes a hard hit over a short period of time in order to reset.

a slow descent over a long period of time would take some uber skills by the fed and a hell of a lot of luck.

I know japan had a flat market for a long time, but that's not a bear market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#27277852)



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Date: February 9th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: tan stead

fuck boomers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#27277910)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:15 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/net-outflows-befall-401-k-225300403.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28133105)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:20 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Withdrawals from 401(k) plans are now exceeding new contributions as baby boomers age, a shift that could have profound implications for the U.S. retirement industry.

Investors pulled a net $11.4 billion from tax-deferred savings plans in 2013, according to an analysis of government data provided to The Wall Street Journal by BrightScope Inc., ending decades of expansion. Complete industry information for 2014 isn’t yet available.

The movement out of 401(k)s is expected to accelerate in the coming decade as more baby boomers retire, squeezing large money-management firms that rely on fees charged to employers and investors as a chief profit engine, some analysts said.

Asset managers hope they can replace the outflows with a new surge from millennials or other products, such as individual retirement accounts. One industry data provider said most funds leaving 401(k)-style plans are migrating to IRAs.

It is “an inflection point” for the U.S. retirement industry, said J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. analyst Ken Worthington in a research note in April.

Large money managers will be forced to cut fees, offer different products or consolidate operations, Mr. Worthington added in an interview. “It changes the dynamic of the business itself.”

Tax-deferred 401(k) retirement accounts came into wide use in the 1980s as big companies embraced them as a replacement for costly pension funds. Baby boomers were the first generation to rely heavily on the savings plans and helped create a multitrillion-dollar industry that supported hundreds of investment firms and financial planners.

Assets held by 401(k) plans ballooned to $4.6 trillion in the fourth quarter of 2014, up 171% from $1.7 trillion in 2000, according to the Investment Company Institute, a trade organization for mutual funds.

Now the 401(k) generation is ready to take its money out as the number of Americans reaching retirement age this year is expected to hit 3.5 million, up from 2.7 million in 2010, according to J.P. Morgan Chase and Census Bureau data.

One investor preparing to begin his exit is Dave Bernard, 56 years old, who retired three years ago as a consultant to startups in Cupertino, Calif. He and his wife, an office manager, both have a sizable amount invested in their 401(k)s, but in the coming months, when his wife retires, Mr. Bernard will start pulling money out of his plan for living expenses.

He expects to make withdrawals for about 10 years until he can access the full amount of Social Security benefits.

“We’re going to end up using a good portion of our 401(k) to subsidize us,” Mr. Bernard says.

The biggest 401(k) operators in the U.S. noticed the shift first since they generally serve older workers, according to BrightScope. In the past four years, investors pulled a net $12.8 billion from the top 25 plans by assets, according to BrightScope.

Estimates vary on how long the 401(k) net outflows will last and how severe they will become. Financial-services research firm Cerulli Associates projects outflows will persist at least until 2019 when investors will pull an estimated $51.6 billion, according to a December report. J.P. Morgan predicted in its April note the trend will last through 2030, with outflows peaking at $40 billion in 2019.

That money could stay with the retirement industry if baby boomers move 401(k) funds to IRAs. Contributions into IRAs are expected to reach $546 billion by 2019, up from $205 billion in 2003, according to Cerulli.

Some money managers are banking on another demographic group to reverse this shift: millennials. But they acknowledge that will require some convincing.

“Millennials haven’t moved into a higher savings rate yet,” said Douglas Fisher, Fidelity Investment’s head of policy development on workplace retirement. Fidelity is one of the largest providers of 401(k)s, managing accounts for 13 million people across 20,000 companies.

“We need to start getting them to the right level,” he said.

But even if millennials boost their savings, it will take some time for asset managers to see the benefits, said Mr. Worthington of J.P. Morgan.

“Redemptions in the industry are actually going to get worse for the next four to five years,” he said.

Scott David, the head of U.S. investment services for fund firm T. Rowe Price Group Inc., says the key to offsetting outflows from retirement plans is to move older workers into different products at the firm. T. Rowe also is among the largest 401(k) providers.

“Their distribution from a 401(k) plan just means they’re entering a different part of their life,” he says. “They still have investment needs, but their investment needs will change a bit.”

Some money-management firms are expected to lower fees in an attempt to keep market share.

Vanguard Group and Fidelity recently made moves to cut fees in retirement products, and 401(k) participants invested in stock mutual funds paid an average expense ratio of 0.58% in 2013 as compared with 0.63% a year earlier, according to the Investment Company Institute and Lipper Analytics, a mutual-fund research firm. Other fee rates in mutual funds also dropped that year.

One investor who is ready to pull money even though she doesn’t need it is Denise Dobkowski Hammond, 68, who retired about seven ago from her post as treasurer of West Bloomfield, Mich. Ms. Hammond says she saved as much as she could her entire life, putting the maximum amount into her retirement accounts and paying off her house.

Ms. Hammond said she doesn’t need her savings to live on, but a federal law requires her to start withdrawing money from her 401(k) at age 70½.

“I’ll pull out the minimum unless the kids need something,” she said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28133145)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28142086)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Submissive odious cruise ship

no...no....NOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28133149)



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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: purple deer antler dog poop

"gotta leave a legacy somehow ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28133115)



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Date: June 17th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: hairraiser hall people who are hurt

How much stock do Boomers own?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28142312)



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Date: August 15th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: wild stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28557130)



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Date: August 15th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: saffron parlour mood

Question for economic mastermen. Any chance the added taxes collected on all these withdrawals help the economy at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28557448)



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Date: June 10th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#30671531)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Slimy Rusted Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#28615978)



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Date: January 20th, 2016 12:44 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#29638682)



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Date: January 20th, 2016 12:45 PM
Author: big underhanded piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#29638691)



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Date: January 20th, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: Sticky Embarrassed To The Bone Mexican Corner

Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#29638703)



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Date: January 20th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Crawly sneaky criminal field

at best, this principle alone could only have a short term effect on share prices. a mass exodus would drive prices down in the short term as a glut of sellers compete for buyers, but at the end of the day a company's share price is still a function of its earnings. a typical s&p company that trades at 15x earnings isnt going to suddenly start trading at 5x earnings long term, or all companies would be paying out 20% dividends. avg daily volume may decline permanently due to fewer boomers participating in the market, but PE ratios wont decline much on a long term basis. also, the boomers who are liquidating their investments will turn around and spend that $, thus driving up corporate profits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#29639288)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

(optimist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#31727555)



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Date: January 20th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap

fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#29639253)



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Date: September 19th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Green New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#31442799)



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Date: October 7th, 2016 7:51 AM
Author: big underhanded piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#31577933)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33454648)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: hyperventilating forum

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33454684)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:53 AM
Author: gay misanthropic public bath

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33454889)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 6:38 AM
Author: Passionate Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666516)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 7:28 AM
Author: Pearly ungodly boistinker

I believe OP said their FINAL trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666597)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 8:14 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Worth pointing out that I also provided a specific date, which is around 2025. I was predicting equities would continue to rise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666655)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Passionate Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666697)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Rough estimate for the prediction in this thread, because boomers may work longer, but that's the year the youngest boomer will turn 65.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666733)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 8:18 AM
Author: know-it-all bateful center police squad

wouldn't a 20 yr bear market be great for most of us in our 20s and 30s? We'd be able to invest in retirement cheaply during that time, and then the market will go up before we retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666663)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 8:31 AM
Author: Passionate Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666698)



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Date: June 29th, 2017 8:44 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse

It's not gonna happen til we're in our 40s, but yes, it'll be good for smart savers in their 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#33666738)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: exciting national love of her life

who will all be unemployed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37383005)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:32 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Brunch Pisswyrm

It turns out they have a different final trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#34345412)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 4:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz address

Holy shit, I just searched for this thread so I could bump it with this poast verbatim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#34349460)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: razzmatazz address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#35815403)



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Date: April 11th, 2018 11:07 AM
Author: exhilarant fanboi gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#35815485)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37382965)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Green New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37382970)



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Date: December 10th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: aquamarine disgusting state

The Eternal Boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37382979)



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Date: December 17th, 2018 8:39 PM
Author: Mahogany shrine goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37424110)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz address

Not really a "generations" guy. Is Trump a boomer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37463712)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

He's an early boomer, one of the first boomers. The best boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37463917)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz address

"Believe me, I understand booming better than anyone" said Trump as the stock market enjoyed its worst Christmas Eve ever and he did the cyber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37464610)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 3:46 PM
Author: French internet-worthy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37464620)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 3:45 PM
Author: French internet-worthy set

We're talking international boomers here? What % of equities are held by USA and Euro Boomers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37464618)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Passionate Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37538278)



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Date: January 6th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37538681)



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Date: February 13th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: olive menage skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37776865)



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Date: February 13th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: bearded contagious messiness

boomers are like that parasite that lives inside bugs, sucking away until finally shit breaks and u see a 20 inch wet worm scurvying away from a dry empty husk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap8Ts6lv_k0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37776884)



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Date: February 13th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Lilac business firm

Things aren’t as bad as this thread makes them seem. The reality is that babyboomers are idiots, and their prime earning years were the period where the top 1% got insanely wealthy while the bottom half lived paycheck to paycheck. This means that over half of them have *zero retirement savings* and only a quarter of them have an actual pension. Another quarter of them plan to work until 70, so the effects of this sell off will be blunted by their generation’s religious devotion to income inequality. The superrich boomers will sell off, but on a much longer timeline and with a significant portion maintained as an estate/bequest. The bottom half of boomers will have to survive off of social security and the second quartile won’t fully leave the work force until after 2025 and they will be mostly dead by 2035.

https://www.fool.com/retirement/2017/02/28/10-statistics-that-prove-baby-boomers-are-in-big-t.aspx

But more hilarious than all that is Gen X, who are totally fucked on retirement savings:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/won-apos-t-believe-many-190000514.html

The bottom half of Gen X has saved nothing and will have to take on more risk to build up any kind of retirement savings by their 60s. Probably 50+% of Gen X will work until they are 70.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#37777007)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 9:12 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Now do millennials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39784099)



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Date: September 3rd, 2019 1:55 PM
Author: Milky Insecure Base

Hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#38780557)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 9:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39660458)



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Date: February 27th, 2020 9:25 AM
Author: self-centered soggy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39660496)



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Date: March 4th, 2020 7:38 PM
Author: Green New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39697177)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 8:02 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse

FLIGHT TO SAFETY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39720936)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 8:09 AM
Author: big underhanded piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39720959)



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Date: March 9th, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Brunch Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39721751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: glittery silver senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39772721)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 6:39 PM
Author: French internet-worthy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39772724)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 6:41 PM
Author: titillating locale cuck

(2020 Nobel Prize for Economics)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39772746)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:16 PM
Author: arousing tattoo garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39775643)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 11:17 PM
Author: appetizing alcoholic depressive foreskin

Woah CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39775651)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 5:48 PM
Author: Passionate Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39782245)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: Sooty range

XOXO always prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39782261)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 9:13 PM
Author: adventurous jade library

https://imgur.com/a/BnOnclz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39784102)



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Date: March 23rd, 2020 12:14 AM
Author: olive menage skinny woman

"Flu seems bad this year. Let's ruin the economy for a decade, just in case."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#39839529)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Frozen Harsh Dysfunction Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#45194991)



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Date: April 16th, 2020 10:20 PM
Author: Claret spectacular degenerate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#40031599)



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Date: May 20th, 2021 4:40 PM
Author: Green New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#42495490)



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Date: May 20th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Now do market growth in real terms....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#42495517)



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Date: June 14th, 2021 8:15 PM
Author: mustard bossy nursing home keepsake machete

Close but it was actually BlackRock serfdom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#42627740)



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Date: July 10th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: Hyperactive immigrant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#42758415)



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Date: September 21st, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: erotic glassy halford knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#43152748)



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Date: May 9th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Thirsty shimmering rigpig newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#44481076)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: French internet-worthy set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#44492693)



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Date: May 11th, 2022 10:51 AM
Author: Lascivious Dead Candlestick Maker Native

immigrants will save us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#44492706)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Thanks, Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#49153593)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:19 PM
Author: Green New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#44675591)



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Date: June 13th, 2022 12:19 PM
Author: big underhanded piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#44675592)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#45194664)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 10:38 AM
Author: excitant toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#45195002)



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Date: January 28th, 2023 9:34 PM
Author: Passionate Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#45855859)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Crawly sneaky criminal field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#46605685)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: Sinister Pale Hell

Youngest boomers are currently 59, so we're looking at 2029 as the beginning of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#46606253)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

Mandatory required distributions start at age 73

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#49880806)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 9:58 PM
Author: Twisted twinkling stage mad cow disease

True downturn won’t start until the last boomer converts his retirement accounts to margaritaville bux

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#46606274)



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Date: July 29th, 2023 10:29 PM
Author: Talented crackhouse

The most ridiculous part of OP is the idea that the Social Security Trust fund will be solvent in 2035

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#46606364)



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Date: April 5th, 2025 2:04 AM
Author: hilarious kitchen half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#48817375)



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Date: May 11th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Salmon Gas Station

this didn't pan out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#49880883)



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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Talented crackhouse

????

They haven’t even started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#49881586)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: nullo spammer = closeted gay Grindr fag

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#50108669)



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Date: September 1st, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout (Apropos of the Wet Snow)

the Great Depression of '27 has a nice ring to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2512155&forum_id=2:#50108787)