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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Pearl low-t cruise ship feces
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
wonderful mildly autistic hospital
  01/26/16
jesus no...
bat-shit-crazy mauve gay wizard tanning salon
  10/24/16
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Hairraiser bossy location
  01/03/17
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Floppy den
  02/20/18
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vivacious spot stock car
  06/03/19
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wonderful mildly autistic hospital
  10/14/20
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  01/25/16
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idiotic clown newt
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idiotic clown newt
  01/25/16
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Crawly circlehead
  01/25/16
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Appetizing zippy church
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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  01/25/16
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Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
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unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
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crusty love of her life
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Smoky ungodly therapy stag film
  01/25/16
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Coral Mewling Legal Warrant
  01/25/16
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Pearl low-t cruise ship feces
  01/26/16
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Amethyst multi-billionaire sneaky criminal
  01/26/16
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Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
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out-of-control concupiscible kitchen pocket flask
  11/27/16
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Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  06/13/17
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Big walnut shrine
  12/19/17
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unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/24/18
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vigorous tantric business firm idea he suggested
  06/10/24
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Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency
  01/26/16
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aquamarine party of the first part
  10/24/16
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Hairraiser bossy location
  11/27/16
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Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  01/23/17
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adventurous candlestick maker
  03/15/17
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Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  04/20/17
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Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  02/20/18
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  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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vigorous tantric business firm idea he suggested
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vigorous tantric business firm idea he suggested
  05/04/24
ruthless.
gay deranged abode
  01/25/16
Brutal
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
...
boyish box office masturbator
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
multi-colored stage
  01/25/16
toxic
copper main people
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
house-broken trailer park
  01/25/16
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stimulating blood rage bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
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unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
...
Magenta boiling water
  01/25/16
damnit
impertinent apoplectic nowag
  01/25/16
...
idiotic clown newt
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
jfc
Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  01/25/16
Cr edit
idiotic clown newt
  01/25/16
...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  01/25/16
Cr
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
hm
Harsh Temple Mad Cow Disease
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
wait
motley incel hominid
  01/25/16
...
Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency
  01/26/16
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Turquoise stage
  01/25/16
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unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
house-broken trailer park
  01/25/16
...
Brindle Skinny Woman School
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
gay deranged abode
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
gay deranged abode
  01/25/16
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motley incel hominid
  01/25/16
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Big walnut shrine
  01/25/16
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hyperactive gaped milk orchestra pit
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impertinent apoplectic nowag
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Magenta boiling water
  01/25/16
...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Marvelous maniacal messiness
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
laughsome glassy station
  01/25/16
...
Hairless sinister institution fanboi
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Seedy Theater Stage
  01/25/16
...
multi-colored stage
  01/25/16
...
crusty love of her life
  01/25/16
damn
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
Peach cracking jew center
  01/25/16
...
Lavender gas station
  01/25/16
O LORD
Thriller jewess alpha
  01/25/16
jfc
Irradiated jap
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
primrose supple cuckold
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Coral Mewling Legal Warrant
  01/25/16
...
idiotic clown newt
  01/25/16
Lmao
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
...
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Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency
  01/26/16
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Peach cracking jew center
  01/26/16
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Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
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unhinged casino windowlicker
  02/15/16
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180 field cuck
  07/08/17
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Lascivious idiot mood
  07/08/17
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  07/08/17
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unhinged casino windowlicker
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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unhinged casino windowlicker
  05/24/18
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unhinged casino windowlicker
  03/16/20
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Crystalline titillating partner
  02/18/22
...
Provocative ultramarine digit ratio
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Smoky ungodly therapy stag film
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
impertinent apoplectic nowag
  01/25/16
ouch
maroon cerebral chad
  01/26/16
poison
Chocolate Hot Market Ape
  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
180
Pearl low-t cruise ship feces
  01/26/16
...
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
cyan pontificating gunner knife
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Galvanic tank codepig
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
RIP brother
doobsian headpube theater
  09/27/16
...
Provocative ultramarine digit ratio
  12/26/17
...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  08/12/19
180
wonderful mildly autistic hospital
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Chrome nubile plaza
  01/27/16
...
Big walnut shrine
  01/27/16
...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Fragrant pervert
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Fragrant pervert
  02/02/16
...
Wine garrison
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Insane duck-like yarmulke tattoo
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Infuriating Parlour
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
fiercely-loyal lake doctorate
  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
Cream regret becky
  03/04/16
...
aggressive haunted graveyard
  05/19/16
chilling
Racy church building selfie
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
contagious adulterous hall
  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
chest-beating exciting principal's office
  01/23/17
toxic
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  03/15/17
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  04/02/17
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  06/01/17
180 existential horror
talented up-to-no-good lay
  07/08/17
...
avocado curious antidepressant drug resort
  10/27/17
mother of god
Lascivious idiot mood
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
nudist bateful faggotry
  10/27/17
JFC
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  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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  12/26/17
ouch
alcoholic parlor black woman
  02/20/18
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  01/16/19
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  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
razzle-dazzle bbw
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
razzle sienna patrolman
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
crusty love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Coral Mewling Legal Warrant
  01/25/16
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clear spectacular immigrant quadroon
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
toxic
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Marvelous maniacal messiness
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Marvelous maniacal messiness
  01/25/16
TY bro
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
...
Coral Mewling Legal Warrant
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Chartreuse locus
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
boyish box office masturbator
  10/27/17
...
soul-stirring rambunctious national
  10/27/17
...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  05/24/18
...
chest-beating exciting principal's office
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
amber arousing dingle berry ticket booth
  10/27/17
credited advice
alcoholic parlor black woman
  05/24/18
even more toxic
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Light goal in life
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Mind-boggling Shimmering Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Marvelous maniacal messiness
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
lol
fighting dragon striped hyena
  06/01/17
...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Pearl low-t cruise ship feces
  01/26/16
...
Provocative ultramarine digit ratio
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
primrose supple cuckold
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
primrose supple cuckold
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
primrose supple cuckold
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
primrose supple cuckold
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
primrose supple cuckold
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
Lmao
Alcoholic blathering library
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/25/16
lmao true
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/25/16
...
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
...
Provocative ultramarine digit ratio
  12/26/17
Haha
costumed charismatic keepsake machete voyeur
  03/19/20
...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
...
Magenta boiling water
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Chartreuse locus
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Painfully honest base genital piercing
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Dashing Friendly Grandma
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
amber arousing dingle berry ticket booth
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
doobsian headpube theater
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
citrine theatre kitty
  06/03/19
oh no
Galvanic tank codepig
  08/08/19
LOL
Aromatic rehab water buffalo
  03/16/20
JFC
chest-beating exciting principal's office
  03/19/20
Update?
Crystalline titillating partner
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Rusted Electric Stain
  01/25/16
...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
  01/25/16
...
Big walnut shrine
  05/19/16
...
Turquoise stage
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Magenta boiling water
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs
  01/26/16
Cr
Magenta boiling water
  01/26/16
...
Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency
  01/26/16
...
Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
razzle-dazzle bbw
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Thirsty Space Electric Furnace
  01/26/16
...
Thirsty Space Electric Furnace
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
passionate charcoal brethren home
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
180 field cuck
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Sooty Forum Affirmative Action
  01/26/16
...
Peach cracking jew center
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Pearl low-t cruise ship feces
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Sooty Forum Affirmative Action
  01/26/16
Lmfao
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
passionate charcoal brethren home
  01/26/16
...
pale round eye
  01/16/19
...
costumed charismatic keepsake machete voyeur
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...
wonderful mildly autistic hospital
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...
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
...
Peach cracking jew center
  01/26/16
...
Big walnut shrine
  03/28/16
...
Diverse elite pistol volcanic crater
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
pit coffee pot
  01/26/16
...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
wonderful mildly autistic hospital
  01/26/16
...
bat-shit-crazy mauve gay wizard tanning salon
  10/24/16
...
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Mind-boggling Shimmering Meetinghouse
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
buck-toothed office
  04/04/16
...
adventurous candlestick maker
  03/15/17
*applause*
Blue Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/27/17
...
histrionic psychic
  09/26/21
...
Crystalline titillating partner
  07/16/26
...
amber arousing dingle berry ticket booth
  01/26/16
...
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/26/16
...
Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
Magenta boiling water
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous maniacal messiness
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
Describe
Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs
  01/26/16
...
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous maniacal messiness
  01/26/16
Please be flame
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
avocado curious antidepressant drug resort
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
Fuck
avocado curious antidepressant drug resort
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Turquoise stage
  01/26/16
cq's!
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
...
chest-beating exciting principal's office
  03/19/20
...
adventurous candlestick maker
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
menage giraffe
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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...
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...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
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LOL fair
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...
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lmao at the dog bit
Sooty Forum Affirmative Action
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
motley incel hominid
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
geriatric private investor property
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do u love it
motley incel hominid
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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...
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
geriatric private investor property
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...
unhinged casino windowlicker
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Flickering iridescent fat ankles
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
geriatric private investor property
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Flickering iridescent fat ankles
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
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...
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Bull headed federal locale international law enforcement agency
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
geriatric private investor property
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trip startled rigor
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...
geriatric private investor property
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mmm hmmm
geriatric private investor property
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
geriatric private investor property
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Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
geriatric private investor property
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Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
trip startled rigor
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180 twist
unhinged casino windowlicker
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...
motley incel hominid
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THIS
Mind-boggling Shimmering Meetinghouse
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...
Self-centered aqua native
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
trip startled rigor
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
trip startled rigor
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Appetizing zippy church
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
trip startled rigor
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
trip startled rigor
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
trip startled rigor
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
trip startled rigor
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damn bruh you going HAM itt
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
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180. *GULPS*
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fucking damn
impertinent apoplectic nowag
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...
crusty love of her life
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180
henna address sweet tailpipe
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Goodbye, XO.
Coral Mewling Legal Warrant
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Alright wish I never made this thread
unhinged casino windowlicker
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...
Turquoise stage
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Fragrant pervert
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Burgundy Site Laser Beams
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repost please
Coral Mewling Legal Warrant
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I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
geriatric private investor property
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it was absolutely brutal
Burgundy Site Laser Beams
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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...
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...
Jet-lagged house really tough guy
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180.
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motley incel hominid
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brave
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motley incel hominid
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Flickering iridescent fat ankles
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mods please delete
Turquoise stage
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already preserved in the archives
cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry
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...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Burgundy Site Laser Beams
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...
contagious adulterous hall
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...
Effete Potus
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Turquoise stage
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There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
unhinged casino windowlicker
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In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
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... ...
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...
unhinged casino windowlicker
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Lol
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Holy shit.
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...
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...
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adventurous candlestick maker
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...
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"i made it," he thought.
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bump for leolenin
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...
abnormal vibrant boltzmann
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
unhinged casino windowlicker
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
Misanthropic gaming laptop
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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avocado curious antidepressant drug resort
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unhinged casino windowlicker
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man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
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The signs were, sadly, all there
unhinged casino windowlicker
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...
Amethyst multi-billionaire sneaky criminal
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...
avocado curious antidepressant drug resort
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Not what I needed right now
unhinged casino windowlicker
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...
Turquoise stage
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
cordovan gaping
  01/16/19
Jfc
unhinged casino windowlicker
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Turquoise stage
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Ivory Weed Whacker Degenerate
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I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Appetizing zippy church
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
Swollen milky persian athletic conference
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
Swollen milky persian athletic conference
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Sooty Forum Affirmative Action
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Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
Swollen milky persian athletic conference
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...
avocado curious antidepressant drug resort
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...
yapping depressive
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
abnormal vibrant boltzmann
  04/09/19
...
Swollen milky persian athletic conference
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
Swollen milky persian athletic conference
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
confused roommate
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
unhinged casino windowlicker
  06/03/19
...
Turquoise stage
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Infuriating Parlour
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
Swollen milky persian athletic conference
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...
wonderful mildly autistic hospital
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
Swollen milky persian athletic conference
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...
Swollen milky persian athletic conference
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Bipolar
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
High-end Internal Respiration
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Bipolar
  08/12/19
...
Bipolar
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...
white goyim
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fishy juggernaut
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histrionic psychic
  10/11/21
bump
Sooty Forum Affirmative Action
  03/12/22
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Flickering iridescent fat ankles
  01/05/23
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Crystalline titillating partner
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
puppy
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
olive people who are hurt
  10/13/23
...
unhinged casino windowlicker
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...
avocado curious antidepressant drug resort
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deep
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
dun azn
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Fragrant pervert

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Author: contagious adulterous hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Big-titted cheese-eating area reading party

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting principal's office

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: tan haunting senate generalized bond

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: hyperactive gaped milk orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: fuchsia tripping point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: talented up-to-no-good lay

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Lascivious idiot mood

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: nudist bateful faggotry

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: dark brunch half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: abnormal vibrant boltzmann



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded beady-eyed school cafeteria karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: alcoholic parlor black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Filthy Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Shivering hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Diverse elite pistol volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kink-friendly offensive foreskin

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: comical indian lodge telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bbw

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: razzle sienna patrolman

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: crusty love of her life

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Coral Mewling Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: clear spectacular immigrant quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Marvelous maniacal messiness

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Marvelous maniacal messiness

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Coral Mewling Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse locus

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: boyish box office masturbator

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring rambunctious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: amber arousing dingle berry ticket booth

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: alcoholic parlor black woman

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Light goal in life

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shimmering Meetinghouse

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Marvelous maniacal messiness

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: fighting dragon striped hyena

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Pearl low-t cruise ship feces

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Provocative ultramarine digit ratio



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: primrose supple cuckold

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: primrose supple cuckold

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: primrose supple cuckold

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: primrose supple cuckold

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: primrose supple cuckold

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Alcoholic blathering library

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: motley incel hominid



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Provocative ultramarine digit ratio



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: costumed charismatic keepsake machete voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Magenta boiling water



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Chartreuse locus

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Painfully honest base genital piercing

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Dashing Friendly Grandma

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: amber arousing dingle berry ticket booth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: doobsian headpube theater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: citrine theatre kitty

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Galvanic tank codepig

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Aromatic rehab water buffalo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Rusted Electric Stain

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Big walnut shrine



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Turquoise stage



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Magenta boiling water

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Magenta boiling water

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Excitant bespoke heaven national security agency



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle bbw



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Thirsty Space Electric Furnace

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Thirsty Space Electric Furnace



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: passionate charcoal brethren home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: 180 field cuck

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Peach cracking jew center



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Pearl low-t cruise ship feces

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: motley incel hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: passionate charcoal brethren home

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683523)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: wonderful mildly autistic hospital



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: motley incel hominid



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Peach cracking jew center



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author:  pit coffee pot

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: wonderful mildly autistic hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mauve gay wizard tanning salon



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: motley incel hominid



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shimmering Meetinghouse

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: buck-toothed office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Blue Scourge Upon The Earth

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: amber arousing dingle berry ticket booth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: motley incel hominid



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: motley incel hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Magenta boiling water



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Marvelous maniacal messiness



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: motley incel hominid



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Marvelous maniacal messiness



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Turquoise stage

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting principal's office



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  menage giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bbw

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Marvelous maniacal messiness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Peach cracking jew center



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Irate fear-inspiring hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy mauve gay wizard tanning salon

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: balding coldplay fan travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: motley incel hominid



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  state



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: motley incel hominid

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: motley incel hominid

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: yellow set queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: fluffy khaki chapel wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Bull headed federal locale international law enforcement agency

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: impertinent apoplectic nowag

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: wonderful mildly autistic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Marvelous maniacal messiness

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Peach cracking jew center

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author:  piazza elastic band

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author:  Red University Sex Offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Disgusting indecent range new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Bull headed federal locale international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Bull headed federal locale international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: geriatric private investor property

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: motley incel hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shimmering Meetinghouse

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Self-centered aqua native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Appetizing zippy church

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: trip startled rigor

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Appetizing zippy church

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Factory Reset Button

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Halford

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: trip startled rigor

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Disturbing hateful lodge

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: impertinent apoplectic nowag

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: crusty love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: henna address sweet tailpipe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Coral Mewling Legal Warrant

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Fragrant pervert

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Burgundy Site Laser Beams

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Coral Mewling Legal Warrant

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: geriatric private investor property

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Burgundy Site Laser Beams

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: fluffy khaki chapel wrinkle

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Shimmering Meetinghouse

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: motley incel hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Big walnut shrine

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Self-centered aqua native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: contagious adulterous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: motley incel hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Frozen corner pozpig

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Crystalline titillating partner



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: motley incel hominid



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Claret nursing home turdskin

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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Coral Mewling Legal Warrant



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Crystalline titillating partner



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: motley incel hominid



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: twisted legend personal credit line



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Turquoise stage

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: cruel-hearted glittery associate cuckoldry

already preserved in the archives

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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Burgundy Site Laser Beams

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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: contagious adulterous hall



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  Effete Potus



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Turquoise stage

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author:  Mediation

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: amber arousing dingle berry ticket booth

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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Claret nursing home turdskin

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: cordovan gaping

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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: wonderful mildly autistic hospital



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: adventurous candlestick maker



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: contagious adulterous hall



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  indirect expression

"i made it," he thought.

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Emerald hunting ground

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting principal's office

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Author: Big walnut shrine



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  sticky

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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting principal's office



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  godawful background story

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Author: indigo ladyboy toaster



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Author: Flickering iridescent fat ankles



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Turquoise stage

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: abnormal vibrant boltzmann



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Misanthropic gaming laptop

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Misanthropic gaming laptop

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  Effete Potus

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Submissive marketing idea

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged house really tough guy



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Insecure community account

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

The signs were, sadly, all there

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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Amethyst multi-billionaire sneaky criminal



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Turquoise stage



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: cordovan gaping

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

Jfc

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Turquoise stage

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Ivory Weed Whacker Degenerate

I hate this thread so fucking much

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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Appetizing zippy church

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Swollen milky persian athletic conference

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: Swollen milky persian athletic conference

Obeezy’s recent past*

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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: Swollen milky persian athletic conference

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: avocado curious antidepressant drug resort



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: abnormal vibrant boltzmann

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: Swollen milky persian athletic conference



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: Swollen milky persian athletic conference

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: confused roommate

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: unhinged casino windowlicker

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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Turquoise stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Infuriating Parlour

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Swollen milky persian athletic conference

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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: wonderful mildly autistic hospital



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Swollen milky persian athletic conference

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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Swollen milky persian athletic conference



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Bipolar

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: High-end Internal Respiration

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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Bipolar

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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Bipolar



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Sooty Forum Affirmative Action

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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  puppy

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  olive people who are hurt

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: dun azn

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2:#49548061)