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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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lol 180
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling sapphire community account public bath

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: appetizing shrine depressive

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling sapphire community account public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: dead fantasy-prone new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: brass center

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pearly gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Cocky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Obsidian becky jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Station Foreskin



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Big free-loading giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: trip hyperventilating abode

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Internet-worthy aromatic principal's office

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: cracking overrated pisswyrm



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pearly gaming laptop



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: trip hyperventilating abode

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: cracking overrated pisswyrm

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy aromatic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: awkward wild forum nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Obsidian becky jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse Dingle Berry

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: alcoholic market



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pearly gaming laptop

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Disturbing drunken friendly grandma wagecucks



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: alcoholic market



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: motley insane headpube tanning salon

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Frisky Flirting Voyeur Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Obsidian becky jap

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: galvanic citrine water buffalo piazza

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Snowy crawly kitchen

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: 180 federal pervert striped hyena

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Mad Cow Disease Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse Dingle Berry



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: motley insane headpube tanning salon

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Flatulent chestnut scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Demanding international law enforcement agency

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: plum titillating site macaca

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Racy misunderstood azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: cracking overrated pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: Unhinged gold pit

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: Chrome Bateful Ticket Booth



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Demanding international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Demanding international law enforcement agency

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: boyish clear ratface

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Idiotic goyim gas station

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed university pozpig

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: sable curious indian lodge

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Startled Range

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Flatulent chestnut scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: Crusty Avocado Mental Disorder Elastic Band

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: lilac step-uncle's house antidepressant drug

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Whorehouse Dingle Berry



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: awkward wild forum nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Obsidian becky jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: brilliant keepsake machete



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling sapphire community account public bath

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible Filthy Mad Cow Disease Potus

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating old irish cottage

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: bossy hunting ground office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Comical metal locus skinny woman

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Garnet Fat Ankles Property

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Flatulent chestnut scourge upon the earth

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: wonderful spot national security agency

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: awkward wild forum nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed university pozpig

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: motley insane headpube tanning salon

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Kink-friendly spectacular point people who are hurt

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: diverse mad-dog skullcap theater

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: swashbuckling sapphire community account public bath

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: galvanic citrine water buffalo piazza

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy at-the-ready preventive strike

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2:#37915994)