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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Nighttime dysfunction
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get cau...
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This is so fucked up.
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adventurous stage dingle berry
  04/09/23
Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
motley tanning salon blood rage
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Gaped brunch nibblets
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
talented dark bawdyhouse
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transparent kitchen stock car
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
Awkward fear-inspiring indirect expression
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Ocher Self-absorbed School
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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dun comical dilemma
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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adventurous stage dingle berry
  04/09/23
Tick tock spaceporn
Stimulating Field
  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Umber doobsian den
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You’re fucked pal
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I’m doing great 👍 You are so fucked it’s ...
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
Impressive curious elastic band
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Umber doobsian den
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Umber doobsian den
  05/10/23
I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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new poaster, first day?
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like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story,...
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This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant sto...
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Impressive curious elastic band

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: multi-colored fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Nighttime dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Mint cheese-eating office marketing idea

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine house-broken chapel crotch

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: transparent kitchen stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: razzle national athletic conference

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Nighttime dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Twinkling Lascivious Location Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: transparent kitchen stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: titillating bespoke faggot firefighter native

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: chocolate vibrant spot selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: slate spectacular church

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: adventurous stage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: motley tanning salon blood rage

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Gaped brunch nibblets

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: talented dark bawdyhouse

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: transparent kitchen stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Awkward fear-inspiring indirect expression

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Ocher Self-absorbed School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: sepia stag film filthpig

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: dun comical dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: pontificating dashing roommate

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Ocher Self-absorbed School

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Impressive curious elastic band

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: adventurous stage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Field

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Umber doobsian den

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Field

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Umber doobsian den

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: transparent kitchen stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Milky insecure ladyboy temple

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: maniacal bisexual corner pisswyrm

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Fragrant vermilion center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: sepia stag film filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Impressive curious elastic band

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Umber doobsian den

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Impressive curious elastic band

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Impressive curious elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: slate spectacular church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: Gay abode

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Light candlestick maker

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Nighttime dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Electric green pistol

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Umber doobsian den

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: slate spectacular church

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Electric green pistol

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: slate spectacular church

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Electric green pistol

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: slate spectacular church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: Gay abode

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Mint cheese-eating office marketing idea

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Gay abode

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: chest-beating submissive cruise ship

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Gaped brunch nibblets

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Electric green pistol

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: chest-beating submissive cruise ship

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Fragrant vermilion center

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: big disrespectful parlour french chef



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Fragrant vermilion center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Medicated Internet-worthy Hell

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded iridescent quadroon national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Electric green pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: sapphire pocket flask



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Gaped brunch nibblets

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: big disrespectful parlour french chef



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Author: Bonkers gay wizard coldplay fan



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: chocolate vibrant spot selfie



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy haunting persian point

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: azure swashbuckling ticket booth



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: transparent kitchen stock car



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Gaped brunch nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2:#48360611)



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